Novel & Cerita Funny Guy Book

Bradley Fry, my CEO husband, loves bringing his friends home for meals the most. He claims that this makes them feel like an actual family. As they drink in the feast I've whipped up for everyone, one of Bradley's friends comments smilingly, "I knew that you were a virtuous one, Emily! Now this is how the legitimate wife should act!" My expression doesn't falter as I ask in a half-joking manner, "Oh? Does Bradley have a spoiled and pampered mistress by his side, then?" His friends are stunned by my question. A trace of panic crosses their eyes simultaneously. But Bradley just wraps an arm around my shoulders with a smile. "Don't listen to their nonsense, Emily. Who else is worthy as my

“You know how the mail is, it’s slower than Nana’s molasses in winter.” She laughed once before she folded her arms across her chest and below her breasts. She had a great laugh. It was at this moment that I knew I had hit my head too hard. I never thought about women the way I was thinking about her. But damn if my little guy wasn't starting to react. I am so fucked. “You are a funny guy.” She said and slid a chair in front of me. “I think I will call you, Funny Guy.” She patted my leg and I swear to God electric sparks was shooting up my leg.

“Yeah, I guess you’re right. Even if I’m a walking disaster, at least I’m never boring. And who knows? Maybe all these little moments will add up to something pretty awesome in the end.” Gift grinned mischievously. “Absolutely! And hey, if all else fails, we can always write a book about our epic college misadventures and become famous for it. ‘The Chronicles of Clumsy College: Adventures in Chaos and Caffeine’ sounds like a bestseller, don’t you think?” We all burst into laughter again, the idea growing funnier by the second. The room was filled with an infectious energy, a blend of friendship, humor, and the thrill of discovering life’s unpredictable beauty.

Hey guys! Sorry for the late update. I got sick and shit 😂 Thanks for the reads, votes, comments and encouragements. As for now, my other book, The Bad Boy Inside The Chicken Suit is #48 in humor peeps! LIKE YAY! THANK YOU! Anyways, enjoy chapter 7 ! ----------------------- Adam glared at my way, slamming his phone shut. "You should've shut your yaps." Shut your yaps? Hello? Granny, is that you?

She said it was a smirk, and I saw that the game was on. The guy rocked back a bit as a couple of other people in the crowd chuckled. His nostrils flared and he frowned. "I'm not surprised really. I could feed you my funny bone and make you laugh over and over." "Oh, that explains everything," you said, and turned to Gemma but kept talking loudly. "All the steroids shrunk his funny bone along with his cock." This got us a few more laughs, and the guy was starting to go red. He lifted an arm and flexed. To be fair to him, it was an impressive muscle, but he looked ridiculous doing it. "Boy, I could fold you in half and-"

Michael threw up his hands. “You are so—! I don’t even—! Oh my God, just leave him alone!” The man grinned. “Listen to your friend, tough guy. He clearly doesn’t give a damn.” I turned back to him, slow and deliberate. “You’re really eager to die, aren’t you?” The man didn’t flinch. If anything, he seemed amused. And then, the idiot did something truly stupid. He laughed. “Oh man,” he said, shaking his head. “You’re one of those guys, huh? The dramatic, mysterious tough guy type.”

" I immediately apologized before he could say angry words at me. He closed his mouth, picking an already arranged file then chuckled. Wait, he just chuckled. "You're so funny." He chuckled again. What was happening? Another chuckle? How was I so funny enough to make this grumpy devil in the human body laugh? He chuckled again, raising his head from the file to glance at me, letting another chuckle escape him. Soon enough, the chuckle turned into laughter. He laughed uncontrollably. His laughter was starting to scare mne because it absolutely didn't match his personality. I stared at him in wonder and it seemed to make him laugh even more.

Jude’s desk to issue them. I was staring at the title of the book and didn’t notice the person standing ahead. I bumped into his hard back and my novels fell down. The guy turned around and I saw Heath staring at me. I saw Peter in front of him. They still had their face masks and hoodies on. I stared at Heath and said, “ Sorry.” I bent down and picked up my novels, I stood straight and passed him an apologetic smile before walking out of there. I stood in front of Mr.Jude’s desk and we exchanged smiles,

Of course I didn't have time to inspect everyone else so I could only take a book and place it in front of my face pretending to study. A person lightly coughed just a distance from my desk. I turned to look at the funny faced guy with dirty blonde hair. He was skinny, maybe a bit skinny since his shirt was seemingly hanging from his shoulder blades, he seemed like the kind of guy who put less effort in studies but their grades were astonishing. "The book is upside down" he pointed at my book with a playful smile. I quickly put the book in the right position.

Now I'm confused , I thought being banned was the punishment. "Isn't me being banned the punishment?" He laughed at me and it was a mean laugh too. Not one of those ha ha funny laughs but more along the lines of evil scientist kind of chuckle. I could feel the small hairs on my arms stand up . Creepy ass dude, note to self stay away from this man.