Funny Guy Book Novels & Stories

’’ Adamie clasped his palms together. ‘‘I’m definitely getting the booze!’’ Andy said. ‘‘Drunk mofo,’’ Adamie replied, ‘‘Y’all remember that time Andy’ got so drunk at Brian’s party then he puked on the buff DJ and got his ass beat?’’ All of them apart from Andy burst into laughter. ‘‘Well, I’m better than fat Robert who passed out after taking two Oxycontine pills then got a dick drawn on his plumpy cheeks.’’ Andy defended.

"I knew right then she wasn't cut out for the big leagues." That was a recital when I was eight years old. It was my first time facing such a large audience, and I did get stage fright. But Rhys was the first one to rush onto the stage to comfort me back then. He told me, "Maeve, you played wonderfully. Those people just don't understand music." Now he was using it to humiliate me. Laughter echoed through the room, and my cheeks burned. He was mocking me in public, turning my past humiliation into a punchline.

Six years into our long-distance relationship, I tell my girlfriend, Claire Whitmore, that I'm too busy with work to spend her birthday with her. Behind her back, I secretly take the property deed with me and board a ten-hour flight to her city. I want to propose to her in front of all our friends and surprise her. While waiting for my ride, I use my work phone to reply to a few messages, then casually scroll through my social media feed. The first post I see is from my childhood friend, Ryan Cole. "I'm going to be a godfather! My goddaughter is 8.5 pounds. I'm so happy!" I open the photo and see Claire and Damian Pierce posing together, a baby between them. My mind goes completely blan

Erin said. "No, he's not mad. He's curious." the guy said. "What's your name by the way? It's weird since I've been calling you names in my head." Erin offers, cause yes, she's been calling this guy by whatever name he could think of. But Erin tilts her head when the guy laughs like she said the funniest joke in the world. "You're hilariou," The guy still has the guts to slap his hands on his thighs while laughing. When the guy recovered from his laughter, he finally said his name. "I'm Damian."

But Rowan got shook when two others joined the argument. Rowan didn't know what to do. He wanted to laugh at the stupid horny ass guy who fisted his shirt into his hands and the donkeys who kept fighting over a woman who is not at all a woman. But all he did was pitying as he witnessed the mini war for a guy misunderstanding him as a girl . Great!

“I do. What’s your next question?” She checked. “Do you get the Arrow?” “Since I don’t know what that is, it seems safe to assume I don’t.” “It’s the Book of Making You Feel Bad About Yourself. You know, the Spring Well magazine? It’s full of stories about people who are living amazing lives and achieving amazing things while you’re sitting around in your pants playing games.” she paused. “I guess you don’t do that, what with being a billionaire and everything.” “I don’t, no.”

Piercing the silence, Jayler spoke with such curiosity. "Are you doubting me? Yes of course I am an author" said Richard, silently laughing. "Didn't you see those printed book at my unit?" "Yeah, I've seen it" Jayler remembered several copies of the same book stacked in one corner the day Richard took him at his unit. He never would have figured out Richard for an author, maybe because he doesn't appear to look like one. He is truly handsome, he looked more like a bench model or an action star from an action movie that has these astonishing kung fu and

A message bubble lit up under his name, cheerful and oblivious. Just another one of his dry, stupid jokes—something about his dinner being so terrible he was convinced the restaurant was trying to assassinate him with undercooked chicken. He'd probably attached one of those ridiculous GIFs he was always finding, something animated and silly that was meant to make me laugh.

She nodded her head. I sighed. "You're really funny," she said. My face falls. "I'm not, I'm just teasing you. I'm not a funny guy. I take my life quite seriously." I've never once seen myself as a funny guy. I'm always called the boring friend in the crew. This is the first time a girl called me funny. "But thanks though," I replied. It was quiet in here as I drove to the restaurant. I had to book it before the place could get filled up. We made it there. I got out of the car and rushed to help Sofia out.

weird guy : who knows what intentions you have me : listen mister I already told you it's an accident not intentionally happened weird guy : such an attention seeker me : what the hell you said who wants your bloody attention I will burn myself alive instead to get your attention, huh attention my foot weird guy : I seen so many people like you me : I too seen so many people but never seen such a weird person like you weird guy : whom you called weird do you know who iam me : if you only don't know about yourself how can I know about you so sad I pity you weird guy : I hate people like you me : do you think I love you weird guy : who knows me : may be in your dreams I will become nun instead