Funny Historical Romance Novels & Stories

Funny… Out of everyone in my life… James had been the most real. And if my memory served me right… in my first life, he had attempted suicide. His fiance had left him, taken everything they built together… and disappeared. And I never knew he was gay. I don't even know that much about him. A soft sigh slipped past my lips. “What is it, Lora?” he asked quickly. “You don’t like the concept for the new Chanel dress?” “Oh..no, no. It’s not that,” I said, snapping back.

After few hours ,his phone started ringing he mindlessly picked it up and mutter "hello" "Sir........Ma'am ......". His secretary Lorenzo shuttered. "What happen to her? FUCK LORENZO FUCKING SPEAK " He shouted. "Sir ma'am met with an accident .The break of the car failed". ************************************************** Thoughts??

He tells me while he sees his ties. “Ouch!” I say angrily. “What nonsense.” I said, very upset by what he just told me. “The best thing you can give to a dead person is to always remember them for what they were. “This is not a movie, Miss Jefferson.” He tells me, looking at me seriously. “It could be a movie, don't you believe in what happens in romantic movies?” I asked him, confident that the world is not so bad and maybe it can be as beautiful as movies.

She said. "Come on this is not a marriage proposal, do you think my marriage proposal will be as lame as this? I can be very romantic when I want to be you know." I said and she laughed. "You? Romantic? Okay tell me, how will your marriage proposal be?" She asked. "You'll only get to find out if you accept to date me now so do you?" I asked. "I told you so." She said. "What?" "I told you back then remember? You said you weren't ever going to fall in love, I told you that you will and I'll be here to say I told you so when that happens." She said and I laughed.

I took my seat and then I erupted into laughter. "How bold that was, damn" He said to me as he sucked his lips in admiration. "You looked hot back there, I loved how fierce you looked" 'Goodness gracious' I certainly have impressed this one. I hope this sudden energy of mine doesn't get subdued. "You think so, you ain't mad at all?" I asked him. From his looks, I knew he wasn't mad at me, but I didn't wanted to seem ungrateful. It wasn't an intended mistake, certainly he did understood that.

He was about to pull away when things were getting pretty intense but she pleaded. “Don’t stop Ronald, I want you....” Raina pulled away from the kiss and let go of her robe. Ronald’s jaw was literally on the carpet. He couldn’t believe what he was looking at. Raina was in red sexy lingerie which enhanced her well-defined bump. Ronald could feel himself getting hard, he was sure a cold shower couldn’t cure his erection this time around. He wanted her so bad. “This is the best birthday gift, my love, I promise to be as gentle as I can.” He lifted her in a bridal style, ready to make love to the Queen of his Heart. The End.........

Granny's Restaurant Asher sat down with the empty bottles of drinks in front of him while different thoughts of his past ran through his mind. Flashback Fifteen years ago At a garden, 14years old Asher and a 12years old girl, Annette Nittolo played around. They kept on laughing as they played on the swing and then they moved to the seesaw. They played for a long time and when they finally got tired, they sat on the grass. Asher brought out a necklace with a pendant that made it look like a locket and gave it to Annette.

I'm happy with how I'm living my life . At some point in my life , I hated everything . I thought I was unfortunate but troubles don't last forever. I and Kingston separated after highschool , we got back together again even if we were at each others throat . Then I left when I was pregnant with our first child , then fate brought us back together . I guess our love story is a frozen romance . I'm happy with my family , I'm happy with Kingston and my love for Kingston has not changed . I love him so much .

Arya pulled out some tissue paper and wiped the tears that flowed after laughing so much. Sophia said. “I want to tell you something that is even funnier.” “What is it?” “In the end, that Max married his first love, the woman who told me she would win.” “And then?” Then how come this Rene appeared? “Then they divorced…...” Arya gaped in surprise and heard Sophia choking on her loud laughter on the other side. “When I heard this news, I really wanted to go and tell that woman ~ you really make me feel so invigorated.”

Noah said proudly “ The female students will be starting theirs in few minutes,,which one among you will be going?? ” Ethan asked “ Non,,,,only Hazel ” Lisa said “ Non ?? Why?? ” Michael asked “ We are not good in acting,,I prefer singing,, ” Lisa smiled Michael sighed sadly and looked away, “ Then get ready to watch your boyfriend kissing another girl,, ” Noah blurted out and Michael immediately tapped him “ What do you mean?? ” Lisa asked “ You should know that Romeo and Juliet are the most romantic couples you will ever meet,,,,,And in the play,,Romeo and Juliet will be kissing,, more than six scenes ” Noah said and they all gasped