Novel & Cerita Funny Joker Lines

I just proved the research of Joker a while ago. Some of them tried to get away from the arms of my henchmen however, they are way stronger than them so there is no way in hell that they are going to get away. Joker and the others then placed them on a wheelchair and they even made sure to tie both their arms and legs on the chair, preventing them to move. “Watch me have fun tonight, southeastern region and I am going to show you what is the consequence of you lying straight at my face. So, let’s start this.” I said as I grab the gun from my thighs and I immediately shot the first one straight at his head.

"To knocking that girl in the face with a baseball bat...Girl, your like a Harley Quinn!" I swallowed down what was in the shot glass, my throat feeling like it was on fire. " Yeah, and your son is the Joker."

Through the hole in her mask, I see Harley Quinn smirk but she says nothing, merely watching us. “Tell us what you want and we’ll give it to you,” Dad says, the tone of his voice firm but pleading. “Just please let me and my family go.” The Joker cocks his head like he’s actually considering it. I know he’s really not. He enjoys playing with his victims. He’s been amusing himself with me every single time he came to check up on me and he doesn’t give a shit that he’s the only one who enjoys these ‘jokes’. He’s crazy and it’s pointless trying to have a normal conversation with him.

“Look, I'm sorry. I was just joking. Have you forgotten im The joker?” “Your jokes are lame.” I quipped. “Really dry.” “Whatever you say.” Oliver chuckled. “Just let me go.” “Whatever you say.” I did as I was told. The loud thud in which Oliver plunked to the ground was more than satisfying, and if I could do it again, I would pin him the way I'd just did. “Asshole.” He spat, before we both broke out into a laugh. Our laughter hit the sky for a couple of minutes, before slowly crashing down again. In a more serious tone this time, Oliver added. “Congrats man, I'm happy for you.”

"I'm just concerned, you're the only friend I have" He pulled a sober face and then burst into laughter. "You're weird you know that right? You're cringing me out with those eyes" he said and then shook his head. "Joker" I commented, kicking my feet at the edge of the desk. "Believer" he snapped back and I shook my head, laughing with him too but I never meant that. He kept my hope high and he's so unreadable. I was really mad but then I only exhaled softly and gnashed my teeth.

They didn't listen, because after all, he always did that, as it was commonplace and usual, the bat always got away with it, solved the problem, and none of them had their plan materialized. Acid paint, paralyzing daisies and hallucinogenic confetti bursts, these were his new weapons, light bombs that were machine guns with piercing pins, in addition to regular bullets, Joker, prepared a party, well that kind of thing was rare that kind of thing, no one paid much attention after all, nor did they worry about the other warning that would attack Tsuky Miki Delphos, they thought that somehow, Tsuky Miki Delphos was well protected.

I went to work, got off work, occasionally had dinner with coworkers, and went grocery shopping on weekends to fill the fridge. Then, on Wednesday afternoon, my phone suddenly received a bank transfer notification. The note attached to it had only one sentence. [The wedding was canceled because of me. The penalty should be paid by me.] The amount wasn't small. It was several times more than the penalty the hotel had deducted. I accepted it without any psychological burden. It was what he should have paid. The extra could count as buying out the three years of misplaced sincerity and time I had spent on him. Very fair.

Same nose, same mouth, but Mirrie has those incredible purple eyes and Joker’s are like cold, black pools. King saw no need to enlighten Naomi about the fact that the last time he’d seen Mirrie’s brother, he’d been holding a knife to Sarah’s neck. Jax had gotten her the hell out of the way after Aidan had hit Joker from behind, and then King and Aidan had taken great pleasure in beating the living crap out of him for several minutes. When they were done with him, he was a bloody, battered message to send back to The Fallen Angels MC clubhouse and Jensen. After King had had a quick word with Jensen personally, none of the boys from Joker’s MC had been back to Curves since, and everyone involv

Oh damn, I laugh so hard that my stomach hurts. "Stop it..people are looking at us like we are jokers." I breath out between my laughs . He smirks at me and say smugly. "I can be your joker , you can be my Harley quin" and winking at me. "Ooh...How cheesy. But sorry I am allergic to cheese." I wave my hand off in a dismissing manner. He sighs, heavily before replying. "Way to break a guy's heart" And make a sad face.

Athena POV “I used to think my life was a tragedy, but now I realize, it’s a comedy”. That famous quote from the Joker runs through my head over and over, as my clothes are absolutely drenched in slimy red and yellow gunk. Only, in my case, it’s still a tragedy. I fail to see the comedy part in all of this.