Funny Joker Lines Novels & Stories

The man placed his hand on the Joker's shoulder and squeezed it, "My girlfriend causing you some trouble?" The joker just stared at the tall, dark-haired man in a bomber jacket. The two men were of the same height, the darker-haired one was a few inches taller than the Joker. He wore a black leather jacket over a black t-shirt and ripped blue jeans. His face was painted in a skull. He grinned at the Joker. "She's a handful when she's drunk, sorry if she put her hands on you by mistake."

"Okay! Okay! I will stop, but that joke of yours isn't good. Aren't there any more funny jokes?" I sat down next to Shin again. "I still have a lot of jokes," I replied. "Okay let me hear," "Here is a knock-knock joke. Knock-knock," - Me. "Who's there?" - Shin. "Tank," - Me. "Tank, who?" - Shin. "You're welcome!" Shin and I both poker-faced to that joke at the same time so I immediately drew a long line on it. "Knock! Knock!" - Me.

She enjoyed it just as much as the men. The Joker lay on his back on the floor and held my hands tightly, while I was bent over in an extremely uncomfortable position. My mind was very clear, flashing through a series of scenes that did not help in finding a way out of the situation. Behind me, Abe pulls down his pants and presses his dick against me, searching for an entrance. "Oh my gosh, you're so cool, honey." I dodged him as far as I could and stretched my arms to the point of dislocation. The resistance only made me push myself harder.

In all their directions knocking them down were Pamela's seduction pheromones mixed with what would be fear gas they all fell with startled expressions screaming and squirming. Then, before he got up, not only did Poison Ivy appear, but his vines broke into some buildings and came towards him and right behind them came Doctor Freak and none other than Joker with squirts in several directions. Even if he tried to see that he himself was bleeding then and he started to try to run again and he saw the blood on his pants and at that moment he was soaked with blood and he felt horrible cramps... When he felt dirty and wet, when he tried to dodge a vine, he was surprised by Joker, who appeared rig

Petal stared at his orders once again before distributing them to his other members. In his peripheral vision, he saw Bunny’s eyes go crazy at the plate of cheesecake that was near yet so far from him. Joker was snickering. Sweetie was mumbling a series of curse words while pointing at his black coffee under his throat. “Tell me, Linda.” He dove into his own business. “Apologies if it’s far too inappropriate but how much do you make here?” intimidating eyes stared at her with his crescent moon fading into something more of a determined look.

Lorenzo strolls up looking excited as he punches a rogue knocking him to the ground. "It is a good day to kill",he yells a battle cry and attacks as his men follow. I shake my head as two jump at me but I side step and they fall face first into the dirt. "I bet that hurt",I mock them as they struggle to get up. They are dirty and most probably don't know what day it is. "Joker is here!",is yelled. "In pieces",I add as they scream and launch at me. Jason slams one to the ground and stands but before I can scream to watch out a knife goes in his side and he grunts as he kicks the man away.

It's pathetic! He dropped that bomb and strutted off before I could fire back. I could hardly believe my ears that such boneheaded words came from the man I have loved for years. His so-called 'cozy winter promos' were just a table with free cups of cheap black coffee and some giveaway gloves out front. The coffee often went cold, untouched, and those gloves ended up in the street bin. However, Seth, of course, thought they were pure gold. Somehow, I was the one cashing in on Lily's ideas!

"You have no idea–I was just joking around, but those disgusting guys went crazy asking me for your contact." The old me would have already been crying, asking her how she could do this to me, voice breaking. Not this me. My teeth clenched so hard they hurt. My whole body trembled with anger. I snatched the flyer out of her hand and slapped her across the face. Tara screamed, clutching her cheek in disbelief. "You hit me? I treat you like my best friend, and you can't even take a joke anymore?" Best friend? I let out a cold laugh.

Enough for me to feel their breath on my face. My bandages were loose now. They itched a little less. “Heh, he's out col…” I struck. Two quick jabs — one for each of them. "Fuck!" Joker shouted, stumbling back. Spear Guy cursed and drew back, wobbling. "What the hell did you do?" I still had two needles tucked into my bandages, and that's why they itched against the chains. Thin. Dipped in that same lovely poison used on Ryanna.

He spat, and I placed my palms on my chest just to specify that I was worried. "I'm just concerned, you're the only friend I have." He pulled a sober face and then burst into laughter. "You're weird, you know that, right? You're cringing me out with those eyes," he said and then shook his head. "Joker," I commented, kicking my feet at the edge of the desk. "Believer," he snapped back, and I shook my head, laughing with him too, but I never meant that. He kept my hopes high and he's so unreadable. I was really mad, but then I only exhaled softly and gnashed my teeth.