Funny Kissing Novels & Stories

Oh, this was getting juicy. “This is where the berry gets sweeter,” I said, snapping my fingers. “Details, my dear. Spill it.” She groaned. “You were right, he’s heavy down there, but it keeps slipping away each time he tries to kiss me while riding me. Before he can reach my face, it slips off. The whole thing becomes funny. But his head game was lit” Lalalala…holy Macaroni! I didn’t see that coming. I tried so hard not to laugh, but it was impossible. I burst out laughing so loud that people turned to stare.

“Now I know that our feelings are mutual.” “Did you just make her jealous?” “A kiss has a purpose.” He winked at me. “Just remember...it’s a kiss from a friend. No meaning at all.” In a blink of an eye, the pain in my heart disappeared. Hali was making me chuckle. “A friend never kiss at the lips.” He shrugged his shoulders. “It does to us.” I could feel the igniting of my cheek, causing him to laugh. "Oh, come on, Fira. We didn't f*ck!" "Hey! Your mouth!" I followed him, going inside the kingdom.

“Congratulations on closing a deal.” “Better than that.” “With you, I can’t tell.” “I kissed her.” “What is exciting about kissing a random woman? Sex? ” “I kissed Cheska.” “Right.” “More than once.” “Mhm …. “ “Tongue kiss.” “You are serious? ” He leaned forward from his seat. I chuckled and tried to hide the smile I had on my face. “So, both of you are …” “Working things out.” He clapped his hands while nodding his head.

I snapped, pushing her away, “Get off me.” Nikita swallowed hard, standing at the centre of the room, “No, I was just curious.” Greg's mouth formed an O, “That doesn't justify you kissing me.” “Wait,” Felix snapped. He was still confused by the whole sudden drama. “I still can't wrap my head around the kissing part. She kissed you?” “Yes!” Greg yelled. “This sex-starving mother fucking neighbor walked towards me and kissed me.” “Sex starving mother fucking neighbor?” Nikita repeated and scoffed, “You potato! You think I kissed you because I wanted to? I was fooled by my hormones, your puffy lips tasted like fart and your tongue tasted like poop.”

He grinned, "My world, too...yer my world, too!" Then he surprised me with a kiss. His lips pressed against mine, aggressive...assertive and raw. Grinding his cock into my crotch and clutching my ass, it was a hot male-on-male kiss...not some gentle kiss...it was a hung-alpha-I-want-some -cock-kiss, My lips responded, and when his tongue entered my mouth; I pushed him to escalate things by flicking my tongue against his. That's when he grabbed my ass and pulled me tight against his body, mumbling into my lips, "Mmmm...I like this."

“Let them see.” His mouth found mine in a kiss that was all teeth and laughter and the joy of a man who wasn’t afraid of what might happen if he lost control for a second. The pack didn’t flinch. No one looked away in awkward fear. They hooted. Someone yelled, “Get a room!” A pup somewhere near the front whispered loudly, “Gross,” and was immediately shushed by a mortified older sister and a chuckling elder. I broke the kiss, laughing, breathless.

“Geez. If you think that was me flirting, you seriously need to learn a few things, buddy.” “You’re right,” he murmured, moving in closer. So close. “I suck at flirting. I’m much better at just plain kissing.” And he swept his mouth against mine.

After taking them off, he stood up and initiated a passionate kiss. He kissed me like a hungry tiger, and I couldn't keep up with him! He stopped, looked at me, and said, "Why are you still bad at this?" I frowned and smacked his chest, saying, "Don't kiss me then." He chuckled. "I was just joking; your lips are the sweetest, so it will be hard not to kiss them." My lips suddenly went dry, and I couldn't respond. How could he say such a cheesy line without getting shy? Damn.

L: Guys, please, I'm pleading you stop taunting me 🥺 N: We are not taunting you, we are being serious 😒 M: We are fucking serious 😁 L: I'm out of this chat 🙄 M: Dare and do it 😏 L: Can you at least let me study?🙄 M: Haha go study 😉😂 N: Hmm.. Wow 😂 M: You know she touched his lips twice N: Ohh man, Haven't you kissed her when she did that?😂 M: Our silly, didn't get his chance 😏 N: Poor guy😂

Her uncle point at the tv screen and she muttered an ‘ooh’ “So let try it,” He said again. “No...no...what!”Her eyes widened. Though she was naive at the time, but she was smart to know kissing is only between couples. “Common it is fun,” He said and without waiting for her to talk, he slammed his lips on hers. The kiss was slow and passionate and surprisedly, Nana liked it. She reciprocated enjoying what was going on between her and her uncle. He stopped the kiss and stared at her.”Do you like it?”