Funny Kissing Novels & Stories

Kairos kissed me gently; it almost felt like I was kissing another man. I pressed my lips together to stop myself from laughing. I opened my eyes. "Why? What's funny?" "This is so not like you, husband. Your kisses are too sweet and careful," I said. Kairos pouted. "Did you know that you're acting like a virgin right now? Like you don't know what to do?" I teased him. "Baby, I'm nervous to do it the way we usually do." "I'll do it," I said, pushing him to the bed. I grabbed the hair dryer from his hand and turned it off before gently tossing it on the floor while I was still on top of him.

"If it's just a kiss kiss, of course there is. But the one that ends up having sex, of course there's nothing!" "Ah, not yet... but you want to?" I threw a pillow at Wella who just laughed at me. "Jusko beh, how can you put up with Ethan?! With that handsome man, when he kisses you on the hand or on the cheek, he will kneel down-" "A brrt brrt chikchakchok lalalalala meeemeee aww aww," I covered my ears and said something like what what I can't stand our conversation. They both laughed at me because of my behavior.

“You already were.” He leaned in, slow and certain, and kissed her. It wasn’t rushed or hungry — it was full, steady, and real. The kind of kiss that spoke of promises instead of passion alone. “Eww!” Tom suddenly shouted. They pulled apart laughing just as Tom covered his face dramatically with both hands. “You’re embarrassing me!” Everyone burst into laughter. James bent down immediately. “You’re the one who told me to do it.” Tom peeked through his fingers, grinning. “Still embarrassing.”

He sent me a hmph emoji and I regarded his behavior as weird. "Can't help it." "But okay. I have stopped laughing." "Good Girl. Now caress me all over." "I am sorry, I am laughing. This sounds funny. How can I caress you when we are the states apart?" "You are ruining the fun baby." "Imagine, I am kissing your nipples."

Until he realized that he was with his girlfriend, and that, she was watching them. He glanced at her and saw her glaring towards the oblivious Amanda. "Yep! It's me! So you still haven't forgotten me, huh? I thought you were gonna forget me for good after we broke up." Amanda laughed flirtatiously as she cupped his face through her hands and was about to kiss him on the lips. In America, it has been a normal thing to do to kiss someone on either the cheeks or the lips to greet of that person. However, Khein has a girlfriend and he's a decent man so he wouldn't allow that.

Confused by his reaction, I replied, "No, seriously, I don't think you know. When we had a kissing booth at my middle school event, girls would kiss boys on the cheek for a dollar. It was cute." He stared at me in silence, fixating his gaze on my face for a solid minute. Then, a wide smile spread across his lips, and he burst into infectious laughter. "What's so funny?" I giggled. Shaking his head, his palm slid under my jaw to cup it, and he leaned down to plant another deep kiss on my mouth. "Sunshine, this isn't middle school. Here, a kissing booth means mouth-to-mouth kisses with every boy. Can you imagine how many boys you would have kissed? Let me give you a guess, the number goes in t

I look at her one last time to make sure she wants it, she nods, I can go. Her eyes are filled with pleasure and still unfulfilled desires. I slowly dive between her folds, gently advancing, I reach a barrier and stop for a moment. I lean towards her to seal our lips in a wild, intoxicating kiss. She returns my kiss eagerly, followed by two minutes of pure bliss. Her mouth is sweet, it tastes of ripe strawberries. I drink from her lips with delight. And I cross the threshold, slowly but surely. She was so focused on the kiss that she didn't feel any pain. Still with my lips pressed to hers, I slowly pull out to enter a second time. She lets out a sigh of relief. I break our kiss to ask her:

I didn’t say anything, I just stroked his cheek with my hand and leaned forward, placing a loving kiss on his lips. ‘I love you’. I told him honestly. ‘I love you too’. We were having a sweet and loving moment … until the guys started making kissing noises and being very childish. I pulled away and told them as such. They were still laughing when the food arrived. It wasn’t that funny. ****

I murmured against his lips. "Less talking, more kissing," he said, deepening the kiss. Although he tasted like alcohol and cigarette and it repulsed my senses, Judah's kisses were magnetic enough to get me to stay. I always learned something new every time we kiss. He was creative, he never made it into a routine. Now before you get all crazy on me like Hallee would, don't worry, this was strictly just kissing. It was only a physical act, nothing more, nothing less. I simply regarded this as pure anthropological research.

She turned furious and shouted, “Why the fuck do you care, ha? Do you love me? Am I your girlfriend? Do you have…Umm….” Her words got sucked when Jack sealed his cold lips with her hot trembling lips and sucked her lower lip hard. Jenny was dazed. She didn’t know how to react, but alcohol took over her senses and she deepened the kiss biting Jack’s lips. Seeking entrance, Jenny started exploring his mouth and licked his tongue, but Jack suddenly burst out laughing in between the kiss making her wonder what had happened.