Funny Mmd Novels & Stories

Isn't it me anymore? - “I'm sorry, Your Majesty, but there is someone more beautiful than you... And her name is Maria Lua”. – She made a different voice. - “Mirror, I'm going to retire you. You no longer function properly. It's getting old." - Returns the joke. Mandy took the baby in her arms and looked at her: - Are you putting flour in her milk? - Of course not... I mean, what is floury? - Oh, God. Maria Lua, these two are taking very good care of you. It's getting more and more beautiful and perfect every day. I just don't understand how they managed it... I swear I try to understand. Because they're both completely brainless.

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I was about to leave but she held me again. "You are fat, how come you have the audacity to wear a dress like this?" Maddy giggled as well as her minions. The same comment, I hate hearing that I'm fat. I took a deep breath not to cause any trouble. "Well, I’m sorry my stomach isn’t as flat as your chest!" Maddy looked like she was about to kill me because I hit a nerve. Maddy grabbed my jaw as her fake nails dug into my skin. "You fucking little piece of shit! Do you ever look at yourself in the mirror? No, wait... You can't because you are ugly." She cackled at her own joke while I stood there unwavering. I quirked my eyebrows as I slapped her hand.

Mommy has finished making her newest short, The Deflowering of Naughty Noriko and is eager to be a good cuckqueen. Daddy's flooded a hot girl's pussy, and Mommy has to lick her clean. It makes her so wet to do that. She's such a kinky Mommy. Noriko's fun is far from over. Lucky for her, Britney is lost in her own fantasies of James and has no idea what her best friend is getting up to. Mommy sets down the camera... * * * Noriko Yamato Mr. Miller pulled his cock out of my pussy, panting. I quivered there, hearing Britney sighing. It was like she was lost in her own fantasies of James. I quivered there, savoring that heat spilling out of my pussy and dripping down my thighs.

“I don't.” “Then will you be a good boy?” “I will.” “Much better. You're so adorable when you don't put up a fight, you know. It makes me want to chain you up sometimes.” I drew in a sharp breath, tensed. Aiden seemed to have noticed my reaction as he burst out laughing. “Don't worry; I won't chain you up. I'm not into that type of kink,” he assures me. “But my brother might be.” My eyes widened. “Your brother?”

I shouted out, barely able to speak. What was even funnier is Andor was hanging in the air naked, and now hugging Cadman bare butt naked. Cadma grimaced and pushed Andor off of him, yelling, “GET OFF OF ME YOU PERVERTED WET DOG FREAK!” I continued laughing their reactions are too funny. I need to do this more often; it relieves daily stress so well.

KAI’S POV The plane hasn’t even touched down in L.A. yet and my phone is already burning a hole in my pocket, and I know who it is before the screen lights up. It's an unknown number. One line. “Land! and come alone." I laugh so hard the flight attendant flinches. Old Might doesn’t send warnings. He sends souvenirs. FLASH BACK I’m nineteen again, at the dark triangles, kneeling on cold marble under a cathedral made of broken slot machines. Moonlight drips through bullet holes in stained glass, painting the floor red and gold like fresh blood on a poker table.

Fuck me. *****************************************

He asked. Mate bonds could be broken but only after three months of the bond. Right, after three months, this entire weird mate bond would be broken and there would be an end to all these sudden weirdness. "Good, your highness. As you wish."

That surprised her, she had certainly become more sensitive to that. Maddie laughed unintentionally again, his presence and strange statements always lightened the energy in her. ‘You'll get my present later,’ he suddenly whispered in her ear. ‘ She looked up at him in surprise, but he was already walking on. Raven hugged Rodolf as if he already knew him and Esmee also received a heartfelt hug. It was a pleasant get-together and Maddie was happy to get away from all the mystery and strange practices. She enjoyed the celebration. They ate, laughed, and even danced to the strange tunes that Raven could elicit from a lute. Thom and her father returned home when it was allready evening.