Funny Moments In Bleach Novels & Stories

Raze was laughing his ass off as he watch the two trying to pull a salsa while singing the same song. "Hey, you two are really weird." Mono chuckle as he records the two. We just came back from our concert in Japan. "Tss, when will you two ever grow up?" I mutter as I shake my head. "Hey Seth, we're both taller than you in case you forgot." Grey teased and I heard our members doubled in laughter. I threw the pillow on my side in Grey's direction. To my dismay, Grey was able to catch it and ended up making faces towards my direction.

It was a playful jab, intended to elicit a reaction, and I couldn't help but grin as Blaire laughed in response. Her laughter was like music, a symphony of joy that resonated in the warm evening air. In that moment, the worries and complexities of the past few days were momentarily forgotten. The barbecue, the birthday celebration, and this shared moment with Blaire reminded me of the simple joys in life and the bond we had created as a family.

I would be a fool to— I had no idea what would happen and nothing good ever went on in the bathroom. “I…” I stuttered. “Cat’s got your tongue, Fugly?” She walked close to me and blew a very hot breeze on my face when suddenly a scream came out from the bathroom as I almost jumped out of my skin. Then Savannah burst into a bout of laughter as some girls in cheerleading uniform— all dolled up and looking skinny but perfect joined her in the laughing saga. I could not hold back my tears— I even tried sniffing but that proved abortive as a tear fell down my face.

She glared at me with contempt as if she were not the same person who had just exchanged vows with me a moment ago. "Xander was just joking around with you! So, what if you drank a little piss just to amuse him?" The foul smell of piss still lingered in my mouth. My stomach churned so badly that I was about to puke. Bianca sneered at my retching expression. "You can stop with your act! Apologize to Xander at once! Don't stand there and disgust everyone!" I picked up a glass of water and gargled my mouth. The weird stench had disappeared a little.

I dropped the bowl back on the table only to meet everyone staring at me as if I had a joker's makeup on: Galinda's lips stretched in a smile, Stiles with an amused expression, Mr Churchill's face drawn in confusion and shock, Hakim's face dotted with inquisitiveness, and Cole's facial expression completely unreadable. The ramen had started taking up space in my tummy, causing the compressed air in my stomach to give way so that it could get more space in my stomach, and without my consent, the compressed air moved through my osephagus, forcing me to belch so loudly that the people around us had to turn just to make sure that someone had not dropped a bomb. “ Awwwwwn, Mr Davids”, Stiles call

the blonde snapped. “I guess you left Professor Black when he lost his job and started looking for your next target to whore around with!” another added. This time I couldn’t hold it. I laughed so hard I had to hold my stomach. Tracy? She was purple. “Hold on,” she choked, “you didn’t tell me you have stupid clowns in your school.” “Who are you calling clowns?!” the leader spat. “Must you act foolish, Blender?” I asked. The crowd lost it.

“This is gold. This is the reel that’s gonna make me famous.” “If you post that,” Leonardo growled, “I swear I will replace your shampoo with mayonnaise.” “Bold of you to assume I use shampoo.” That shut everyone up for a second. And then we lost it. Luna tried to keep a straight face, but her shoulders started shaking. Andrea nearly fell off the stool. I was laughing so hard I had to sit on the floor. It was one of those rare moments, chaotic, stupid, loud where everything just clicked. Like we weren’t grown-ups with responsibilities and fears and complicated lives. We were just kids again, trying to make a mess of pasta with our mom.

And then I saw the gleam of a bucket balanced precariously above the doorway—the doorway Savannah was steering me toward with a sweet, fake smile from across the room. It wasn’t just a bucket of water. The sharp tang of something chemical hit my nose—bleach. If that had come down on me, I would’ve been humiliated, my clothes ruined, maybe even burned from the chemicals. Savannah’s smirk told me she already pictured it, the crowd laughing, Jaxon’s restraint breaking. But I wasn’t going to give her the satisfaction. The instant my instincts screamed move, I did. I shifted my tray and leaned casually back in my chair just as a loud clang split the air. The bucket tipped—but it didn’t hit me. In

Bahm Kris leaves to go retrieve Hunnie from her stumbling mess inside the shower. They come back giggling, mostly Hunnie laughing hysterical as Kris continue to poke and pinch her side, while calling her intoxicated. As annoying as they both were together, it brought me great joy watching over their bond. "We heard you busting your ass in there. Did you think now was the right time to shave while you can't even see straight?!" He teases her. She begins choking on her laughter, hunched over while clutching her robe closed to the front.

I asked. “No, but you may have to rebuild a wall in about two seconds.” Blain laughs. Just then, the door and wall explode as Phantom, Jade, and Leo come skidding into the room. I guess those five were being chased by something—three really gigantic somethings. Chris tells Blain that this is his fault. Blain just shrugs his shoulders. I hear Devon and Nate swearing as Emerald and Nalena start laughing hysterically, causing the five little terrors to start giggling and run from the room with the three gigantic animals hot on their heels. I start laughing as well. This all just seems too surreal to be real. I look over to see Violet standing there, just watching everything.