Funny Moments In Bleach Novels & Stories

“Don’t. That was psychological warfare. I thought I was dying. Bald. Bald, Baylee. They made me look like Voldemort if he did CrossFit.” I’m cackling at this point, tears in my eyes. “You were so dramatic. You stormed out of the bathroom yelling that you were going to flush their heads down the toilet.” “I was! They were lucky I didn’t catch them. I had a plunger ready and everything.” I throw my head back, howling. “Gosh, I love our family. We’re absolutely mental.” “We really are,” Caden agrees, his grin softening into something warmer. He leans in and presses his forehead against mine. “But I wouldn’t trade them for anything.”

"Fifty pounds that it wouldn't. The princi is a pain in the butt. Last time she had the fear of spilling water all over the school, hence a day off. But this is just balls. I dont think so." River and Spencer spit on their hand and then shake hands. "Bet's on." "Gross." Why would they do that? Eww. I go and sit next to Spencer, since that was the only place left. "Thanks for the compliment, Cali. Did you know, I have a video of Blake when we had pranked him." Justin held his phone out to show me a picture of Blake's surprised face, and then the terrified one. I couldn't hold it in and burst out laughing. Blake didn't even try to get the phone from Justin.

He screams, and I double over laughing. "I'll fucking kill you, Ax." He yells, and I run, only to bump into a skeleton, I scream, so does Will. "Gotha." Zayn whispers creepily, making us shout in fright again. We burst into laughter, holding our stomach as it aches from glee. Suddenly, the place gets darker, I can't see Will and Zayn, only flashes of blue and green.

I should never have… Blake: I’m so hard right now, and I’m eating with my Grams! I freeze for a moment to let that sink in, and then I literally fall over laughing. Oh, he so deserved that one for making me have a freakout moment. I’m not even sorry. I just wish I were there to see it! Blake: You’re laughing your ass off right now, aren’t you? Me: I am TOTALLY laughing my ass off right now. God, to watch this moment in person would be the highlight of my week. Hell, make it a year!

More than that, she withdrew her talons completely and let her arms hang limp. A bittersweet sorrow filled Freya as the memories of the Ravens danced in her mind. Her, Claire, Xylo, and Raijin aboard the Spirit of Amelia all laughing at some ridiculous joke one of them had made. They were rolling all over each other from the absurd hilarity, with Raijin practically in tears from nonstop laughter. It was such a great moment. Freya couldn’t even remember the joke itself - that was the least important thing about the memory. It was the laughter and the camaraderie and the sheer joy of living.

I felt a shiver trail down my spine as the cold sticky glue ran down from my hair, bathing me slowly in glue. “ Hahaha this is so fun!!!! ” Lena laughed maniacally as she threw the half empty tin on me and grabbed another as she continues to bath me in glue. “Tell me you have this on video ” she called out to all those behind her. “ Currently streaming!! ” I sat in the thick glue and confetti as I felt so weak to do anything rather trying my best not to cry. “ That's enough. ” It all went silent as a rare voice whispered as the air felt heavy with bloodlust.

Danny let out his famous thunderous laugh making the girls laugh with him. "Seriously, did you remember the first time we went to one of those dingy bars for beers? damn, I almost have to drag you girls out of there with all those old men looking at both of you drooling with those very short shorts I told you girls not to wear." They all laugh and Blair had to actually hold her stomach from laughing too much and told them to stop with the jokes. "You guys! Slow down, I haven't laughed this much in years!" But she was laughing her ass off enjoying the sunny warm afternoon with her very best of friends.

“ Thinking ? “ said Luna . “ Thinking how can you make such a funny mistake . Honestly , I feel like it’s a written script of a movie . You meet this handsome hunk at a party and accidentally throw him in the pool in front of the waiters by using an air balloon mascot ?……..Seriously girl…….just hearing it alone is just too funny . “ said Mel laughing . “ How can it be funny ? “ said Luna . “ I am sorry but indeed it was funny and your counterattack……I bet he didn’t expect that from you . You made him fall in the pool in the most ridiculous way in front of the waiters and waitresses then you didn’t give in to his fascinating looks and muscles . That’s my Luna . Bravo ! “ said Mel . Luna laugh

As I stepped into our apartment after the delightful date with Katy, a sense of calmness enveloped me. The evening had gone well, and I couldn't help but feel a growing connection with her. But a chilling scream pierced through the air, sending shivers down my spine. The sound was unmistakably Haze's voice, filled with terror and anguish. Without a second thought, I dropped everything and rushed toward her room, my heart pounding with concern. Reaching their room, my worries intensified as I found the door slightly ajar. I pushed it open gently, my worry growing with each passing second. It was unusual for Haze to leave their room unlocked, especially considering the importance they placed o

A massive splash of water suddenly slaps Kira's face, both forcing her to gurgle and choke back on her acidic words. Bingo! Her stupid friends jump back as some of the water sprinkles on them. Aunt Gaia and I gasp in shock. Zuby laughs. Brie keeps the empty glass cup in her grasp back down on the table, her breathing coming off her in heavy pants. “How dare you?!” Kira lashes out, looking like she is about to burn in the flames of her own anger. “You're going to pay for—” Another slap of bacon and eggs smash Kira's face again, shutting her up once again. And this time, I laugh, unable to hold back myself any longer.