Funny Moments In Bleach Novels & Stories

And then I saw the gleam of a bucket balanced precariously above the doorway—the doorway Savannah was steering me toward with a sweet, fake smile from across the room. It wasn’t just a bucket of water. The sharp tang of something chemical hit my nose—bleach. If that had come down on me, I would’ve been humiliated, my clothes ruined, maybe even burned from the chemicals. Savannah’s smirk told me she already pictured it, the crowd laughing, Jaxon’s restraint breaking. But I wasn’t going to give her the satisfaction. The instant my instincts screamed move, I did. I shifted my tray and leaned casually back in my chair just as a loud clang split the air. The bucket tipped—but it didn’t hit me. In

Bahm Kris leaves to go retrieve Hunnie from her stumbling mess inside the shower. They come back giggling, mostly Hunnie laughing hysterical as Kris continue to poke and pinch her side, while calling her intoxicated. As annoying as they both were together, it brought me great joy watching over their bond. "We heard you busting your ass in there. Did you think now was the right time to shave while you can't even see straight?!" He teases her. She begins choking on her laughter, hunched over while clutching her robe closed to the front.

I asked. “No, but you may have to rebuild a wall in about two seconds.” Blain laughs. Just then, the door and wall explode as Phantom, Jade, and Leo come skidding into the room. I guess those five were being chased by something—three really gigantic somethings. Chris tells Blain that this is his fault. Blain just shrugs his shoulders. I hear Devon and Nate swearing as Emerald and Nalena start laughing hysterically, causing the five little terrors to start giggling and run from the room with the three gigantic animals hot on their heels. I start laughing as well. This all just seems too surreal to be real. I look over to see Violet standing there, just watching everything.

“Don’t. That was psychological warfare. I thought I was dying. Bald. Bald, Baylee. They made me look like Voldemort if he did CrossFit.” I’m cackling at this point, tears in my eyes. “You were so dramatic. You stormed out of the bathroom yelling that you were going to flush their heads down the toilet.” “I was! They were lucky I didn’t catch them. I had a plunger ready and everything.” I throw my head back, howling. “Gosh, I love our family. We’re absolutely mental.” “We really are,” Caden agrees, his grin softening into something warmer. He leans in and presses his forehead against mine. “But I wouldn’t trade them for anything.”

"Fifty pounds that it wouldn't. The princi is a pain in the butt. Last time she had the fear of spilling water all over the school, hence a day off. But this is just balls. I dont think so." River and Spencer spit on their hand and then shake hands. "Bet's on." "Gross." Why would they do that? Eww. I go and sit next to Spencer, since that was the only place left. "Thanks for the compliment, Cali. Did you know, I have a video of Blake when we had pranked him." Justin held his phone out to show me a picture of Blake's surprised face, and then the terrified one. I couldn't hold it in and burst out laughing. Blake didn't even try to get the phone from Justin.

He screams, and I double over laughing. "I'll fucking kill you, Ax." He yells, and I run, only to bump into a skeleton, I scream, so does Will. "Gotha." Zayn whispers creepily, making us shout in fright again. We burst into laughter, holding our stomach as it aches from glee. Suddenly, the place gets darker, I can't see Will and Zayn, only flashes of blue and green.

I should never have… Blake: I’m so hard right now, and I’m eating with my Grams! I freeze for a moment to let that sink in, and then I literally fall over laughing. Oh, he so deserved that one for making me have a freakout moment. I’m not even sorry. I just wish I were there to see it! Blake: You’re laughing your ass off right now, aren’t you? Me: I am TOTALLY laughing my ass off right now. God, to watch this moment in person would be the highlight of my week. Hell, make it a year!

Danny let out his famous thunderous laugh making the girls laugh with him. "Seriously, did you remember the first time we went to one of those dingy bars for beers? damn, I almost have to drag you girls out of there with all those old men looking at both of you drooling with those very short shorts I told you girls not to wear." They all laugh and Blair had to actually hold her stomach from laughing too much and told them to stop with the jokes. "You guys! Slow down, I haven't laughed this much in years!" But she was laughing her ass off enjoying the sunny warm afternoon with her very best of friends.

“ Thinking ? “ said Luna . “ Thinking how can you make such a funny mistake . Honestly , I feel like it’s a written script of a movie . You meet this handsome hunk at a party and accidentally throw him in the pool in front of the waiters by using an air balloon mascot ?……..Seriously girl…….just hearing it alone is just too funny . “ said Mel laughing . “ How can it be funny ? “ said Luna . “ I am sorry but indeed it was funny and your counterattack……I bet he didn’t expect that from you . You made him fall in the pool in the most ridiculous way in front of the waiters and waitresses then you didn’t give in to his fascinating looks and muscles . That’s my Luna . Bravo ! “ said Mel . Luna laugh

As I stepped into our apartment after the delightful date with Katy, a sense of calmness enveloped me. The evening had gone well, and I couldn't help but feel a growing connection with her. But a chilling scream pierced through the air, sending shivers down my spine. The sound was unmistakably Haze's voice, filled with terror and anguish. Without a second thought, I dropped everything and rushed toward her room, my heart pounding with concern. Reaching their room, my worries intensified as I found the door slightly ajar. I pushed it open gently, my worry growing with each passing second. It was unusual for Haze to leave their room unlocked, especially considering the importance they placed o