Funny Ninjas Novels & Stories

| ICE-NINS = students who were rich, good-looking, and had ice-cold hearts; the females were into geisha makeup; in a word, cool but cold CHEERLEADER-NINS = girlfriend pool for the Jock-nins and would sometimes fall in with the Ice-nins but, in general, had more empathy than the Ice-nins OTAKU-NINS = geeks who were obsessed with ukiyo-e trading cards, comics or the study of History, always fangirling on world-famous Slayers FEMI-NINS = kunoichis and a few male Slayers who had seen through the patriarchal society of the Undina Clan and were fighting for equal rights VEG-NINS = a.k.a. the dolphin-huggers; concerned about the melting of the polar ice caps and the presence of trash in the oceans

The group of gloved ninjas stopped running and chose to face Ningsih. "Are you chasing us alone?" said one of them in a mocking tone. "Why? I'm enough to beat you guys," said Ningsih confidently. "So arrogant!" Reply him. One of them swung the oil container he was carrying. Not only that, he also moved his foot between Ningsih's legs to knock her down. However, the movements are easy to read. Ningsih step on his foot and kicked the oil container that the person was swinging towards his own face.

Me and Daniella raced after them as they take the bouncers down. There were two giant bouncers guarding the door and the three beat them down effortlessly as they shouted "ahhhhhh!" And "Hayahhhhh!". What are they ninjas? It's official. I'll dub them as the 3 idiots. They opened the door with a loud bang and posed like a hero who had just arrived to save humankind. The crowd inside the house went silent as the music stopped.

It was the day that Jack had been dreading. His birthday. He was 18 today. He had to leave the only home he had ever known, Old George Orphanage. Once an orphan had reached the age of 18, they were no longer able to stay. It was time to spread their wings and see what the world had to offer. However, Jack wasn't the only orphan being thrown out in the world today. His best friend, Jill, would be right there beside him. Today was also her birthday. 18 years old today. They'd been at Old George for as long as either could remember. Neither Jack nor Jill knew much of their past. Hell, they didn't know who they were or where they'd actually come from. Hence the names, Jack and Jill. Names given

He came to the conclusion that since I ate like a squirrel, used to adore, and still do, Sandy the Squirrel from Spongebob Squarepants and that my nickname which came originally from Cas’sand’ra was pure fate; he came up with a very childish nickname. “I miss you so much, Big Donkey.” I felt his chest vibrate under my head and I smiled. Payback’s a bitch. We came up with these nicknames when we were just kids and when we came to realize how embarrassing it sounded, it became an internal joke between us to humiliate the other with so called nickname. Bryant would always watch us in amusement like we were some circus entertainment and let us bicker until it gets heated and only when I raise my

I smirked slowly, feeling my heart thumping loudly as they fell all around me until the hall was covered in black and the smell of…blood? I looked around frantically as the ninjas who were only supposed to attack soldiers, council members, Manuel and Natalie jumped around the hall violently, killing everyone who stood in their way. I watched in horror as one of them slashed the throat of a defenseless woman who just wanted to run away to avoid being hurt by him. “What are they doing?”, I gasped, hitting Declan on his chest.