Funny Ninjas Novels & Stories

Even though he was saying funny words, there wasn’t a hint of smile or laughter on his face. “Are you seriously quoting Nagato from Naruto?” One of the tied men joked and let out a painful chuckle. The other one smiled awkwardly with his swollen lips. “Yeah, and I’m happy you’ve seen Naruto, now I’m going to show you what Nagato really meant.” Nick replied furiously, he stabbed the man on his lap then twisted the knife, the sound of flesh tearing apart and the splash of blood was covered by the man’s outrageous yell. “Who fucking sent you?” Nick yelled back, ignoring his painful screams.

But I can clearly see how his brow is furrowed and his head is cocked. With a warning tone, he asked, "Mind telling me, what's so funny about that?" Kenzie nudged me. I looked at him and raised an eyebrow. What? It appears that everyone is terrified of these guys. If you see people dressed like Ninja turtles and pointing a gun at you, all in black, who wouldn't be scared, right? I changed my expression back to one devoid of emotion. Fine, I'll play safe here.

It was ninjas! “Attack!” Five ninjas appeared out of nowhere. As soon as they witnessed the hidden weapon had hit the target, they rushed out joyously and started throwing all kinds of hidden weapons at Alex. One of them reminded the others, “Careful, we need him alive.” However, Alex couldn’t understand Japanese at all. He was now sweating cold bullets out of shock. It was not because of the ambush by the few ninjas, but due to the blood-red bead.

"But I didn't see any of you." "That's because we blend with the shadows," the second Ninjas said. "It's our nature to blend in with the night so that we will go unnoticed by our enemies. You should know how Ninjas work since you grew up with them." he added sarcastically. "Let me remind you that I am the next Emper-" A new familiar voice cuts in. "Yeah, you are always saying that aren't you tired of it? Singing with the name every single time you come across me or my men."

“Have those ninjas been caught?” “Yes, they were captured.” Maxime explained. “But they were very stubborn and didn’t reveal useful information. These ninjas came prepared. They all bit the highly poisonous poison hidden in their teeth and committed suicide shortly after we caught them. We lost all of our clues as a result. “The only useful clue we found among the corpses of this group of ninjas was that each of them has a plum blossom tattooed on their bodies. Hence, we’ve given them the name ‘Ume Ninja’.”

My name is Emma and I'm what they call a nerd. Not only that I have multiple nicknames like fathead, uglyface, the list is endless. Summer is finally over meaning it's back to school well for me more like I'm going to hell, you see I've always been bullied. It started of being an emotional thing but then they started bullying me physically, shoved me against the lockers, some girls actually slap me but I don't do anything I just walk away.

As they were still in their training fits, coupled with the vest and goggles, they looked funny and made jokes of each other. "Oi Shanks, I grew up in the other world and you look just like the teenage mutant ninja turtles I saw on those large screens, what do they call them again?" "Televisions?" "Yes yes, television haha." K, a notorious member known for his jokes, teased a bald muscular member. Shanks didn't show much reaction, he shot K a disdainful look and clicked his tongue like he couldn't be bothered with him. "No discussions. Eye on the road." The leader of the batch of 100 men of war stationed at the gate warned.

weird guy : you became a fortune teller huh me : when you became a fortune teller why can't I become one Ash : are you guys having a couple fight me and weird guy : couple fight huh we both said at a time and looked at eachother and turned back me : who the hell is couple nishanth : you both are really fighting and cursing eachother like a couple me and weird guy : never why he is answering the same answer and at the same time weird guy : dont act smart me : for your kind information I don't need to act smart I'm already smart weird guy : nice joke me : joker is talking about a joke too funny weird guy : whom you called joker you clown me : mind your words mister niha : guys stop fighting me

What sort of tragedy is this. Si Ning knew how to dance, sing and act but why would he go to war. This was all a dream and him pinching himself doesn’t seem to wake him up which means he would have to play along for now at least for him to look cool on the show, the way he had been acting wasn’t good for his image. "Chen An to the tent." Si Ning commanded walking towards the tent he had used one heavy sword to vandalized yelling for the hidden camera not even caring to play along.

Albert dragged the trembling boy along with him leaving Fenrir on Damien's mercy. "Hmm... I heard that you like to see your men fucking those innocent young boys?" Damien asked holding his chin. "Whatever you do Damien, I am not afraid of you." Fenrir snorted. "Call 'Brothers' and tell them to fuck him until he is left with no sperm." Damien instructed and left for his office. 'Brothers' was a group of 5 Italian mafia men. They were built with heavy muscles and had ugly appearance with curly hair and dragon tattoos all over their body. They were famous to be ruthless in their job and were bisexual.