Funny Ninjas Novels & Stories

He cursed, as he realized the answer that came out of him. “What the fuck? Ninja? Really?” Mason mocked him, handing him the shot. I giggled so hard, rounding an arm over my belly to contain my laughter. Jake's face flushed, and he threw the shot in his mouth, shaking his head from the effect. “Y'all.. y'all stop laughing, I wasn't ready,” Jake said, rubbing the back of his neck. “Now you see what it feels like when you just decide to drop a random letter on someone, look at you, Ninja Jake,” I giggled even more and this time, Taylor joined in.

Whoosh! Suddenly, a football hit one of the ninja attackers, which made the victim pass down instantly. The remaining Ninjas quickly stopped and then scanned around to find out where the ball came from. Their eyes stumbled on a silhouette of a tall muscular man under the helium-street light. He’s walking quickly in their direction. “Don't you have any shame assaulting a little girl in the middle of the night?” the man shouted with a strong Pennsylvanian accent.

They all began jumping up and down like they were in a very low budget hip-hop video. “What are you idiots doing?” I screamed. I didn’t know what her plan was, but I had a pretty good hunch it wasn’t a good one. “Stop jumping.” “Keep jumping,” said Jenny. “If we make enough of racket, it won’t be able to tell Kungen’s with us. It’ll attack thinking it’s just a tasty group of people.” How was that a good thing? “Yes, and then it will eat us.” “That’s okay,” said Jenny, “once it realises it has Kungen in its mouth it’ll spit us out again. You saw when it opened its mouth. It doesn’t have any teeth. We’ll be fine.”

If it weren't for me, Andy wouldn't have to sleep in parks or contract such a terrible illness… But then again, why was Andy hanging out with them? Sunny then sent me another text: [Don't you want the truth? Check out this livestream and you'll understand.] I stared at the link I didn't recognize, but quickly tapped on it with a trembling finger before I knew it. [Welcome to the World of Pranks! Our current prankster is Andy Lawson, and his victim is Jane Smith!] There was a small line underneath: [One month left!]

They looked terrified, their faces pale and drawn as they were forced to stand before her. “No,” Nina whispered, her voice barely audible. “No, please…” Marcus’s smile widened as he watched the scene unfold. “Surprised?” he asked. “I thought it was time for a little family reunion. After all, it’s not every day you get to see the people you love most in the world, all in one place.”

His eye widens as he let out a chuckle and shook his head. "What? I'm extra serious, I'm going to be a ninja, and then go on missions and kill people, like bammmm" I made a finger gun and shot at random people. I pointed my finger gun towards an old lady that resembled queen Elizabeth the great, and she looked at me with a horrified face. I snickered, and grabbed the butter knife from the table, and put it on my neck looking at her again, and ran it over my neck, and laughed as her eyes widen and her jaw dropped and she hurriedly starts to pick up her things. Awh man. The big guy up in the sky, please forgive me. I heard Hunter laughing as well and grinned in contentment. "Very mature of you

Jax saw Carleone turn the corner, running away from him. Ninjas, brandishing their swords, rushed toward Jax and his men. As Jax's gun fired, the Ninjas fell one by one. Suddenly, an attacker dropped from above, and Jax raised his gaze, noticing someone above him, and immediately he shot at his crotch. “Ah!” The ninja growled, falling to the floor and writhing in pain. “GOT YOU!” Jax laughed, “It seems I burst your balls.” He finished off the Ninja with his pistol and marched forward.

The atmosphere is so intimate. At the table of the ninja clan, Jin only knew a few. Their actions and speech are quite normal, far from the image of a ninja on a mission which is like shadows disappearing in the dark but will throw you a shuriken. They are now laughing heartily, eating and drinking without any sense of burden at all.

At Nate's words, the three princes looked at me as I waved the weapon I held in my hands. "Guys look! I found a shuriken." I said in excitement. I gasped. "Does that mean ninjas are real!? Can I learn a shadow clone jutsu!? Imagine hundreds of me running around. Oh! That is just marvelous. Maybe I should practice my N*r*t* run." "Ah ha..." Ren said nervously. Sweat was forming on the young werewolf's forehead. "I don't know what kind of weapon is a jutsu or a N*r*t*but don't throw that thing away if you don't know how to use it."

At that moment, Fukada and his ninjas arrived in the courtyard. Their eyes fell on the shattered coffin and the disintegrated body of their comrade, fueling Fukada’s fury, "Damn it!" Swoosh, swoosh, swoosh! Three male ninjas immediately leaped out, surrounding Kiran. Kiran, unbothered by the three men, coldly stared at Hugh, "Who are these people? Explain!" "What are you that I should explain to you?" Hugh, trying to incite Kiran's anger, responded defiantly.