Funny Ninjas Novels & Stories

The crowd was a mix of seasoned ninjas who, by daylight, played the roles of shopkeeper, chef, and jack-of-all-trades. Now, they were all chuckling and whooping it up, clapping their hands and dancing around in pure glee. Their ringleader, Yoshiko, chided them with a chuckle, "Come on, you rascals, get up! Don't squash Master Rinz flat!" A gaggle of girls, still eager for more fun, sassily shot back, "As if! Master Rinz isn't some clay figurine—we cannot squish him!"

Lucy commented, "you really are a slut, aren't you, Jan?" Janine looked up at the other girl as she began to unzip her pants. "Yes," she said, "but it's okay 'cause I'm gonna get fucked." She stood up on her car seat to peel her pants down her legs. It was not easy trying to balance and she had to use one hand on the seatback to stay upright while she worked the spray-on slacks down her legs with the other. Naked apart from her shoes, she sat back down on the seat.

“Grandpa and the rest of the family have arrived, Zica.” “What do you mean by that?” I asked, trying to understand what he said. “Grandpa, Iyvonne, Pete and aunt Carolyn came home together to surprise us.” ‘Ahhhhhhhhh!’ I screamed and ran back home. Josh was just behind me and Janny was at equals with me. “You mean what you said Josh,I will murder you if this is a prank.” I yelled as I ran. “No pranks, you will see them.” He yelled back.

that was naughty, kickass girl- Joy. “Did not explore him enough, bro ?” Kai teased with a chuckle. “Why the fuck do you think Joy was telling about me, Xeon ?!” Dre shrieked. “Coz you are capable of doing all that, bunny,” Jax chuckled and three ninja daggers went over the trio’s head, missing their scalp by mere inches but cutting off a good chunk of their hair from the front in ugly proportions. “WHAT” “THE” “BLOODY HELL”

I raised my hand, kind of weak but managed to put away Gavin's hand that is slightly covering my eyes. He looked at me and smirked but I just glanced at him coldly before shifting my gaze to the people who looked like ninjas. Who are they? I was kind of shocked to see them at first but I was so amazed that they appeared without much noise. They look like shadows or some hidden ninja that protects their master. Cool sh*t. Still... it gets me annoyed to the fact that they ain't doing their job right. Even though I doesn't exactly know what their job is. Well...

Their assailants also wore Saffronesia's legendary ninja uniform. At the same time, inside the suite at Cloud Nine Tower, a severely injured ninja appeared beside Balaro, weakly saying, "I'm sorry. We failed our mission!" The ninja knelt in the dark corner of the suite, shivering. Balaro, shirtless, lazily asked, "Explain the situation clearly, and you may live." The ninja shuddered and gratefully replied, "Yes! Initially, everything went smoothly on Temple Road when we arrived..."

Claude warned his friend on the other side. Jai’s knowledge about ninjas are only from the animated movies that he saw. Even in the movies, ninjas are shown to be swift in their movements, and is a master of disguise. While Jai didn’t know if they have definitive outfits or not—because the movie he usually watched shows the ninjas wearing casual outfits, along with blue or black ninja boots that show their toes—but he knew the thing that he should look out for is the hands. Even in movies, their hands could swiftly change weapons in a matter of millisecond. If he misses that weird movement, he could die.

Noting the happy expression on their faces. "What are we celebrating?" I said, my eyebrows furrowed. Confusion was at its peak here people. Parker frowned at me and Jenny sighed. Cam gave me a 'seriously?' face. I shrugged at them. Lupin was faster, he held my arms and shook me, "your birthday! We are celebrating your birthday!" Ugh! I forgot he has a very loud voice.

Junior discovered from the book that the alternative name for smart fighting in the other world was NiNJA. After Junior had been with the old man for some time, the old man noticed that Junior was uninterested in food. He does not use alcohol, meat, or eat fish. Junior had been in the forest for three months and had surveyed the bush to see what things were in the forest. Junior's special passion was sex, therefore he began searching the forest for any opposite sex.

Sophie shuddered in shock as she yelled out loud, “Help me! Help me!” Jonin sneered before he said, “Let me tell you the truth. All of the surrounding houses in this area are under renovation now. So, even if you scream until your voice is hoarse, no one will come and rescue you anyway! You can just keep your voice and scream when you are under me later. When that time comes, the louder you scream, the more excited I am going to be! Hahaha!” The other ninjas also started laughing presumptuously. At this moment, a voice suddenly rang out. “A group of scumbags are actually ganging up to bully a girl? Don’t you have any sense of shame at all?”