Funny Pfps Novels & Stories

The man asked me and I don't know if he was annoyed with me because I mistook him for a bartender or maybe he was just acting annoyed to make me feel nervous. "You look like my next mistake, Jake." I jokingly replied to him causing him to frown at me. Jake Andrich is also known as Jakipz, the online celebrity who's famous for his thirst trap photos, his pictures are all jack-off worthy. But Jake became more famous because of his OnlyFans account where he posts nude videos and photos. Jake Andrich was like a sex god, his body was so beautiful even if it was full of tattoos, but I think it suited him well. He is the perfect definition of the words, 'gentleman but somewhat rude' because his han

“Fuck yess baby! bounce your ass on my fucking dick” i watched a p**n video starring a red head busty lady riding some fat guys cock,while I stroke my cock vigorously with some lotion,imagining that was my cock,she was bouncing her ass on. I have been addicted to p**n since I was 16 now I’m 21 and I can’t resist watching an ungodly amount of p**n,and jerking off to every video. My sex drive was so off the hook,I couldn’t stay 3hrs before itching for an orgasm, most of my girlfriends left cause I fucked them till they passed out,they might wake up and all I wanted was to shove my dick in their mouths . Even when they were crying.

She channel surfed as Leo and Grayson entertained themselves by seeing who could chug the flute of cider the quickest. Amber stopped flipping when she hit a porno channel. She watched the low budget film for several minutes. It was clearly amateur porn. But entertaining nonetheless. The storyline involved around twin sisters, babysitters fucking the dad after he gave them a ride home. The twins were in schoolgirl costumes and pigtails, trying to be passed off as teenagers. Only they were clearly in their late twenties. And the acting was so fucking bad. But it wasn’t the acting people watched porno for.

Collapsing on my bed, I lay back panting and refusing to open my eyes, trying to hold on to the man in my fantasies, but he was long gone. When I finally peel eyes open, I see that my views were almost eight thousand, what the heck? I sit up, manage to do my signature pose before going through the comments. “Slutty4u is as good as it gets!!!!” I smile at the comment as I click on the like button, scrolling down to find even more comments, more comments applaud me, but most of them were clamoring for more videos with the priest. Okay, what the fuck? Didn’t I already address this?

I trust him, so I look at the comments. "Lisa, how do you make him switch so quickly? My guy never pounces like that" "Okay, Lisa you need to spill, why did he go so crazy, how did you make it happen?" "I am such a pain, if I was Lisa I wouldn't be having sex outside. How did you get to the point you could Lisa?" The comments shock me, most are not about the sex, a few are from guys clearly enjoying themselves watching the videos or looking at the pictures. But most are people looking for advice about how to do things like we do.

Felix would set up the camera, and I would perform for him, riding him, sucking him, letting him fuck me in every position while the red light blinked. I watched the videos afterward, touching myself again as I saw how filthy I looked, makeup ruined, hair messy, pussy swollen and leaking his cum. But then Felix got bolder. One night, after a particularly hot session where he fucked me against the window overlooking the city, he uploaded a 15-second teaser clip to a private Discord server he had created just for us. The comments flooded in. “Goddamn she’s hot.” “Wish that was my cock.” “More please.”

CyberPerv: “Holy hell YES. You’ve been gone for DAYS. We thought you died.” D1ldoKing: “Or got married and left us all.” I laughed, low and husky, letting my lips barely brush the mic. The vibrations alone probably made half of them dizzy. “Worse,” I said, smiling to myself. “I was busy being a very bad girl.” The chat went absolutely feral. IYKYK: “NO WAY YOU GOT LAID???” FreakBeard: “You look like you got spiritually rearranged. Who’s the lucky bastard?”

We killed it with those memes. I smiled, the knot in my chest loosening. LensCrusher: Yeah. That stupid hockey gif had me laughing until my sides hurt. Real guys should be more like you. Easy to talk to. No pressure. Just safe and real. You get me without trying. MidnightMVP: Safe? You’re gonna have me smiling over here. Keep talking. What else went down today? LensCrusher: Social media exploded after. The show posted our picture. Millions of views already. Everyone’s calling us the new favorite couple. I cried hard in the bathroom earlier. I felt so trapped and exposed.

Then, she declared self-righteously, "Adrian, I admit that I failed to think this through, but I'm only doing this for your sake! If I hadn't discovered this truth, this bitch would've deceived you today! "Who knows how many male actors she's worked with on these porn videos? With such decrepit morals, who's to say she doesn't have some sort of STD or something?" Adrian's expression turned stony as he looked at me. "Sarah is my younger sister, and she's never lied about anything since she was young. Besides that, she has no grudge against you, so why would she create these false claims for no reason? "If it really is you in those videos, just admit to it. I won't pursue the matter further si

The one in the corner making out with two different men at once looked like he’d peaked in high school and never moved on. The tall blond grinding on the couch? His moans sounded fake, like he was auditioning for a bad OnlyFans. The short guy with the nipple rings kept flexing every time someone glanced his way overcompensating much? I snorted into my drink. These men acted like they invented gay sex, yet half of them couldn’t even dance without looking like they were having a seizure.