Romans & histoires Funny Prompt

Pinky promise. Byee.

This hidden gem is a recent find from our older prompts candidates, and thus following the old 10 - bits format. You don't have to follow every one of the bits listed below depending on your situation. *** FL in Trouble: She is pregnant with a baby she doesn’t want. She slaps the wrong guy and has to pay for it. [Opening Scene] ML is having dinner with his girlfriend, FL barges into the restaurant and slaps ML hard on the face, everybody’s attention turns to them;

💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰 And I'm not sure you can celebrate that, Em😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣. I love all Emerald's foolishness. LMAO. I hope all of you are entertained 💋💋💋.

😬😬😬😬 Powder: swimming in the river, which is yellow-yellow ☺☺☺ Concrete seeds: bear to eat at any time. 😂😂 Sensor saw: 😬😬😬 Powder Sow: OK, that's me 😤😤😤 Sawdust: no! Concrete seeds: @SawSensor, please, my brother. Wood Powder: nehi! Concrete seeds: you all 😑😑😑 Sensor saws: fix, you say. Concrete seeds: 😑😑😑 Loose Powder: uhuy ... finally💃💃💃💫💫💫👀👀👀

Life’s so unfair, man. “What does a spoon matter when we’re literally stuck in the middle of the woods with invisible monsters, shady, bad men and whatever else creeps around here? Can you please, for once, use your brain and kick some sense in the gear?” He whisper-hisses, so red in the face, he reminds me of a tomato. “You could join a casting for vegetable commercials looking like this,” I remark and laugh at the brilliant joke my brain just reacted. Shit, am I not the funniest guy out there? Look at me - sense of humor, looks, body and an impressive spoon collection, I have it all, damn it. No wonder my little vixen couldn’t deny me.

~Diana~ I and the ladies laugh, Anita told us how her granddaughter make up her husband and he looked like a clown. "Oh my," I chuckled. Even tho she and I are best friends I envy her so much, her son gives her and granddaughter and have another one on the way when my stupid son doesn't even look at a woman or ever thought of having children, I know I should have had more children, even if I couldn't I should have adopted at least one are two.

I ask mockingly. #############

Jackie is standing but the other man is lying facing him and his legs are wide open. i almost choked myself when i saw that jokes manhood is trusting inside the other man's hole W-what… Author's Note: Hello! This is your author xxJabami! I would like to extend my regards with those who stayed until now. I want you to know that I am happy that there's someone reading my story, even though there are many loopholes and such… This is the first story that I've created and I'm h I'm happy that I got this far!

* Three dots appeared immediately. Then: *That's not an answer.* *I know,* he typed back. *It's honest though.* A pause. Longer than her usual response time, long enough that he picked up his phone twice to check if she had stopped typing, and then her message arrived and it was not what he expected, was not the level, controlled Ava Bennett response he had learned to anticipate, it was something quieter than that, something that felt like the version of her that appeared in empty gyms and practice rooms when no one important was watching.

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