Novel & Cerita Funny Questions With Answers

"How about we play safer games going forward?" "Like what, like football?" he joked. "Anything but Twenty Questions."

“How about we play a game? Something lighthearted. 20 Questions?” He raised an eyebrow, intrigued. “20 Questions? What, like, we take turns asking random questions?” “Exactly,” I said, feeling my pulse quicken. “We ask anything—no filters, no restrictions. And you have to answer honestly. It’ll be fun.” He chuckled. “Alright, love, you’re on. You can go first.” I took a deep breath, preparing myself for the onslaught of questions that was about to come. “Alright, here’s an easy one. What’s your favorite food?”

"Yes, why? You don't know the game? How can you not know about the game? You ask me a question and I ask you right back and..." He looked so serious trying to explain the game to me that I couldn't help but laugh, really loud at that. "What is so funny?" He asked staring at me like I have grown two heads. I laughed again at how clueless he sounded. Who doesn't know what twenty questions are? "I know all about the game, Jason. I am just surprised that you want to play a game like that... I mean, why will you want to play twenty questions? Are you six or something?" I asked.

I walked to the poster and read the bold typed words. “If two’s company and three’s a crowd, what are four and five?” “Susan has four daughters, and each of her daughters had a brother. How many children does Susan have?” “How much dirt is in a hole that’s two feet by three feet?” “What goes up but never comes down?” “What is the end of everything?”

"Humm..haha..it's the first time that you ask me this question..well for your answer..humm..maybe two.. How about you?" "Answers are not free! " "That's unfair! How much cost the answers then ?" "Come on top of me! " "You're crazy! No way! " "Come ,and i'll give you all the answers you want to know! "

Everest Elena giggled, "Gosh! You were really awesome. You correctly answered the question which the lecturer had asked you. I had no idea you were this smart and intelligent." It was so funny that I couldn't hold it anymore. I laughed out loud."Wait! Is it because they applauded me? just because I answered the questions correctly? You're unbelievable!" I exclaimed. I couldn't believe Elena could be this funny at all. "Come on, I'm serious! Why are you laughing? Is it funny?"

I was certain of what I saw. “Let’s just keep playing,” I said and reached into the hat. A lamp. That wasn’t so hard. I stood in place and flexed my fingers. That was simple enough, right? Wrong! “A mime!” “The boogeyman!” “Stiff Surprise!” The answers were the most far-fetched things I had ever heard. I even tried doing it in different positions but the absurd answers continued. “A hunched-back mime!” “Jack in the box!” “A lamp!”

Replied Tina , patting her knees excitedly, a toothy grin plastered on her face , momentarily forgetting her supposed heart break. After like ten seconds of thinking, I snapped my fingers , the perfect question dancing inside my consciousness. " Would you rather drink two litres of piss or two litres of sweat?" For the shortest amount of time that I've known Tina , I more than anticipated her reaction as I watched her gag violently at that question, hands covering her mouth as if trying to hold back the urge to vomit. And as expected, my reaction to that was a laugh, my shoulders shuddering as I did.

If you were a werewolf I would spare only you. ‎ ‎"Really?" I asked with hope in my eyes. ‎ ‎"Of course, if a wolf is as beautiful as you, who am I to judge..." He bent down, his eyes tracing me. ‎ ‎"You are not serious!" I pushed his face away as he giggled. ‎ ‎"But seriously why do ladies like asking funny questions like - 'if I were a chicken... If I were a worm...would you still love me?"..." He bursted into laughter. I took a pillow and threw at him. "Shut up!"

he raised an eyebrow. "Erm let's play ten questions, you ask I answer, and the same thing goes to me " "oh yeah -okay," Hunter sighed. "What's wrong? You don't like the game? " "No, just I thought..you want to "he paused and looked at me and poked my nose. "You got me, you silly girl " "Your question? "I grinned. "Hmm, your favorite color? " "Red " I answered. "My turn " " What's yours? "