Stupid Funny Questions Novels & Stories

You're also a mess talking to hubby. "Why does it seem like it's my fault, you're the one to explain?" "I'm not stupid to explain, you're just STUPID!" He said with emphasis. "You are STUPID!" I shouted and emphasized the word stupid, who is he to call me stupid huh?! "You're more STUPID!" Well, you want something like that huh, you thought I didn't know anything about that Ken, you're wrong because when it comes to that I'm good. "You mother f*cker!"

He makes a face, as if he doesn't understand why I said that. "I've told you before, I don't want it to happen. It's gonna be awkward, and scary. Scary because I'm gonna lose my best friend over something so trivial. So what if I have bad first time? Most people have it and they're just fine. They live just fine, move on with other guys, so yeah, you're stupid." He nods once signalling he gets the message but then smiles. He fucking smiles when I called him stupid again. See, he really IS stupid.

I ask in a mock irritated tone. data-p-id=e4896f53e9e3db8ec257c3d67e395c5e,"I'm not complaining sweetie, just stating the obvious." He retorts irritatingly. "So you didn't have sex with her because she's stupid?" I ask.

Jeff stared at her "why... why are you laughing? Are you okay Stella?" Stella laughed more "unfortunately Jeff, you are a big fool!" He gaped "yes... yes... I know I am a fool, Stella please...." Stella shook her head "no... I said you are a big fool!" He nodded "fine Stella, I am a bug fool, I am so stupid, I know I am an idiot but please...." She smirked "I am so glad that you know that you are all of that." Stella dipped her hand into the back pocket of her trouser and went straight to the television.

I hesitated a bit but then I spoke up. "Um... Please I need help with the kitchen appliances. Am kinda hungry." They just stared at me for a while and then back at each other as they laughed. I furrowed my eyes at them. I tried to understand what exactly was funny in what I said. "Oh my God" Vikky said as she laughed. "Are you that dumb?" Babe asked. I sighed. "You seriously can't make use of the appliances? Which planet are you from exactly?" She asked "Let me guess, planet dumbster" Vikky said as she laughed along with Babe

She is kind of descent. He was taken aback when he noticed his wife in a question and answers seminar..... I rolled my eyes at him when he asked the most stupid question of all..... He could see his wife elegantly in the live news and yet he still had the guts to ask me such a question. I eyed me pointedly with an expression that clearly stated; " are you dumb!" " Hello!!" a sly voice came through the other end line of the phone. I was in my car so it was quite easier for me to just plugged in my airpod while driving.

He asks. “I’m wondering how it’s possible you don’t know how to mop, are you stupid? Your mother never trusted you to clean the house? That’s the only answer I can find to this dilemma,” I murmur, making Lion almost choke with a full-body laugh. It’s an incredibly annoying laugh, to be honest. He sounds way too happy.

“What happened to baby?” “You hijacked it first.” “What did I do first?” “Called me baby.” “We both can say baby girl.” “No then it's an echo.” “What is an echo?” “What you sounding like now.” “I have not heard of anything dumber.” “You will see how dumb it is when you start doing it.” “Do you know how dumb it is thinking it?” “Did you just call me dumb?” “I might of perhaps.” “You might have perhaps not be getting any sex.” “You can't do that.”

Cassie said playfully. "Okay. Umm... Let me think." Chad said as he placed his hand on his temple and pretended to think. "What was the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you in public?" Chad asked. I loved the Dares and the truth questions he was asking. Honestly I thought he'd asked common questions like when did you stop bed wetting or who was your first kiss or first crush? Laurel slapped her head in frustration, and she looked like she should have picked dare instead.

I looked at her again like she was the dumbest person in the world, then she frowned. “Why? I’m just asking a question.” Seriously? Is that even a question? It’s clear that mermaids are only mythical creatures and she would believe in those stupid kinds of stuff? “Are you sure you’re feeling well? It seems that you didn't have enough sleep and started asking dumb questions.” Then I howl with laughter.