Funny Questions With Answers Novels & Stories

--- "Who is funnier?" Without much thought, I write "me"! Ethan is always smiling next to me, talking about how much fun I am and I can get the best smiles out of him. "Show your answers."--- Alex asks. We turn our plates over together, smiling even more as we see that the answers are the same. "I am the funniest person in the world, correct?"--- I ask Ethan who agrees with a sappy smile. Our inside jokes, which although no one knows, are too funny for both of us.

“Because etc. refers to End of Thinking Capacity.” He said giggling. Shama made a bored face expression towards his jokes. “Next one, a teacher asked his students that can a kangaroo jump higher than the Eiffel tower. One of the students said yes sir. The teacher asked why so? The student replied- because Eiffel tower can’t jump. Isn’t this funny?” Unknown asked laughing. But Shama was still in a serious mode. Shama was now pissed off by his blabbering. “Can you shut your filthy mouth for even a minute?”

Sir Hans asked, pointing to the young lady in front of him. "I am (random/name or r/n) and I was wondering whether you were single, sir?" r/n asked, and Sir Hans' expression turned gloomy. "Next question!" Sir Hans exclaimed, as a young lady spoke forward. "Sir, I just wanted to ask you a question," the girl said. "And what exactly is it?" Sir Hans inquires. "I just want to ask if you are smart, sir?" The girl asks, and everyone in my class laughs, except for me, Sir Hans, and this sleepy guy next to me.

Max had some liquor stashed in his car's trunk, so we've been playing Twenty-one Questions ever since we got here. In this edition, there are no forbidden questions, but none can be repeated. If we choose not to answer, we must take a sip from our bottle. I just wrapped up my eleventh question for Max, and he's just asked his. "With you," I reply with a poker face, and his eyes widen as he nearly chokes on the fiery alcohol. "You're fibbing," he eventually asserts as if it's common knowledge, and I can't help the laughter that escapes from deep within me.

Not even a little bit? I moved back away from him and when I said nothing,he came around to stand beside me again,he held my hand and we continued walking. “I’ve been browsing through a number of jokes this couple of days.I think I’ve become a very funny man.” I suppressed my lips in a tight line.”You don’t say.” “How do you open a banana?”He asked. “You peel it open.”I shrugged. “No.With a mon-key.” I grimaced and when he saw I didn’t get the joke,he rattled out.

Guess what his answer was? "No" *****************************************

The small ball was thrown far back and hit a tall man with white skin that was so smooth. "Ok, answer this question in five seconds. Name the fish in the sea!" "Ehm ... sharks and dolphins ...." As the guy answered the question, the host counted down from five to one. "Fail!" said the host after successfully counting down. "You calculated too fast!" said the man. "The game also answers quickly, bro!" "All right, let's do the games again. One ... two ... three!" The ball was thrown again and now it hits Lilyana's arm. "Ok, you sit at the middle table. Answer this question quickly, name five animals that are on land!"

she groaned in frustration "You see why I say you are no fun? Can't you just stop with your life for a second and just have fun? Being too serious all the time is really no fun" "What game do you want to play?" She asked me casually not minding giving me a benefit of doubt for the moment. "I ask you twenty questions and you do the same got it?" "So it's a question and answer stuff?" She looked at me like I was crazy "Yes. So I start" "So your favorite color?" Great! Of all things to think of asking, she decided to ask about colors which to me sounded weird. "Blue" "Why Blue though" she asked staring at me with curiosity; this was the first time I would be seen her curious about a thing.

ARYA When would these logical questions end? I am tired. "What goes up and never comes down?" Zanaya read the clue. This friend of mine was not obviously haggard. As for me, I'm sweating profusely. I pondered the answer to that question. "Sus! Basic. Age is the answer there," I replied confidently. Zanaya laughed. "Okay, let's say age is the answer, but how's that, where's the next clue there?" Chris queried.

I don't think she gave me any choice here! "Ok!" I tilted my head, asking her to go forward. "So tell me how will you put an elephant in a refrigerator?" She raised her eyebrows. Has she gone mad or what? "I don't know!" I said blankly. "Open the fridge and put the elephant in it. Simple! Isn't it?" She wiggled her eyebrows. "You are crazy!" I chuckled. "Ok, one more question!" She folded her legs and shifted towards me "how will you put a donkey in the refrigerator?"