Funny Quotes About Single

Harry Sy needed a wife, and he needed her NOW! His trusted assistant was able to provide him the woman he was able to marry...only to forget about her, minutes after signing the marriage contract. A ten billion dollar deal. A woman scorned. A man intent to give punishment to a woman he never met. In a game of revenge and punishment, whose tactics will prevail? "I will never get tired of giving the punishment that you deserve."

Si Natalia Costaleon, na ngayon ay kilala bilang si Allyson Costaleon, ay nagawang manahimik ng pitong taon upang maitago ang kanyang nag-iisang anak mula sa kanyang mapagmataas na dating asawa, si Maxwell Harrington. Ilang taon siyang nagtiis at nagtago sa ibang bansa, pinaghirapan niyang paunlarin ang kanilang buhay ng kanyang anak. "Gaganti ako. Gaganti tayo, anak ko! Hindi pwedeng tayo lang ang magdusa… dapat ang pamilya Harrington din!" Ngunit sa hindi inaasahang pagkakataon, muling nagtagpo ang mga landas nina Natalia at Maxwell. Si Natalia, na isa nang doktor, at si Maxwell, na isa pa ring bilyonaryo. Ang hindi alam ni Natalia, hindi lang pala isa ang kanyang anak, kundi kambal! Ngayon, maisasagawa kaya ni Natalia ang kanyang balak na paghihiganti? O magugulo ang kanyang mga plano at mahuhulog muli ang kanyang loob sa dating asawa?

Jonel Hernandez, simpleng pangalan ngunit astig ang kanyang taglay na kapangyarihan. Ipinamana ni Kitsune ang kanyang kakaibang abilidad, samantalang ibinigay naman ni Meiji ang kakaibang lakas. Siya si Jonel Hernandez, ang miyembro ng Ultra Gays Galaxy

Sabi nila makikilala mo ang mga tunay mong kaibigan sa oras nang gapitan. Ito ang tumatak sa isip ni Drake. That night when everything in his world crumble. Napagtanto niya kung sino lang ang tunay na nagmamahal sa kanya at sa pamilya niya. In a single night he lost almost everything. His father died, his mother went ill. And his fiancée left him. Bukod sa Nawala ang yaman at karangyaan sa kanila. Kahit mga kaibigan nang pamilya nila tinalikuran siya. He is lost and in rage. He hates the entire world and curse the world. Then he meets Leandro Montefuego the very man who's responsible for his family's downfall. What's worse is he was asked to marry his grandchild and heiress to his wealth. She has nothing to do with his anger. But he is determined to take his revenge one way or another.

Utang ang dahilan kaya napapayag ni Dr. Storm Davis si Judith Dimaculangan na magpanggap na fiancee niya. Ang Lola Anastacia kasi niya gusto siyang mag-asawa na gayung hindi siya naniniwala sa pag-ibig kaya't para matigil na ang pangungulit sa kanya ng kanyang lola, naisipan niyang ipakilala rito si Judith bilang soon to be mapapangasawa niya. Ngunit, hindi niya goal na magustuhan ng lola niya si Judith kundi para sabihin ng lola niya ba 'ayoko sa kanya para sa'yo'. Ngunit, kabaligtaran ang nangyari. "I like you, iha," wika ng kanyang Lola Anastacia. Pero, hindi pa doon nagtapos ang pagkabigla niya. "I like you para sa apo kong si Jiwan." "No way," mariin niyang sabi nang marinig ang pangalan ng kapatid sa ina. Hinding-hindi makukuha ni Jiwan sa kanya si Judith, papakasalan na niya ito ASAP.

Gabriella "Gabby" Cruz died as a badass in a Motorcycle crash. Middle of a chase. Gun in one hand, vengeance in her heart. But fate had a sense of humor—she wakes up in the body of Seraphina "Sera" Elizalde, the notoriously weak, timid, and unwanted wife of cold-hearted billionaire Damian Rafael Velasco. Now trapped in a life of luxury, betrayal, and manipulation, Gabby must play the part of Seraphina—the submissive socialite cast aside by the very man she married. Too bad Gabby doesn’t do submissive. With a foul mouth, street smarts, and zero patience for bullshit, Gabby decides to flip Seraphina’s life on its head. She’s done playing the victim. If Damian wants a trophy wife? Too bad. She’s about to become the most scandalous, fearless, and powerful woman in his world. What Damian doesn’t know is that the fragile wife he ignored just became the woman who will ruin or save him—and maybe, teach him how to love.

All she wanted was a child. Not a husband. Not a relationship. Just one last thing to cross off her bucket list. Single since birth and proud of it, she's the youngest of five, a professor, a homeowner, and completely content with her quiet, independent life—until a drunken night out flips her world upside down. What was supposed to be one reckless, out-of-character mistake turns into something far more complicated when she discovers she’s pregnant… and the father is none other than Poseidon Atticus Koznetzov—elusive billionaire, CEO of Koznetzov Industries, and a man she never expected to see again. Now he’s back—and he wants answers. Caught between her carefully planned life and a powerful man who doesn’t take no for an answer, she must decide. Will she keep him at arm’s length and raise her child on her own… or let herself fall into the kind of love she never wanted in the first place?

Maxine is arguably the most bitter girl in town. Ever since her ex-boyfriend Leander left her, she has been rude to all men. It all started at a nightclub. Maxine was sad, sulking and drunk at the counter. She was still asking for many bottles of wine, but the bartender already refused her because she was already drunk. She was broken; she loves Leander so much, but he cheated on her. She thought he was the kindest man she'd ever known. Maxine couldn't even walk properly, she swayed and she almost fell. But the next moment she knew, she had already fallen to a man chest. And that was the time she met Law. The moment she looked up to see it. She saw her past. Her past that keeps hurting her till now. It was her last day here at the clubhouse and she promised herself that she would never come back here, but the pain of yesterday returned when she saw him. Leander and him look similar Law was a bit surprised when Maxine grabbed his white collar and kissed him aggressively. And that was the first and last encounter they had. Amari pulled her sister away from the unknown man. One year later. Maxine changed a lot, she was bitter and hot tempered as always. Maxine can't accept that her sister is getting married. She didn't want it to be like her who would only get hurt at the end. She was pissed, so she walked out of Amari's wedding venue with no one knowing. Destiny seems hilarious and playful. Law finally found her in the parking area. Maxine can't remember everything about him. But since that day, it seems destiny is really bringing them closer because Law Del Fierro is also her new Boss.

Ang tanging hiling lamang ni Rassia Webber ay tuluyang gumaling ang anak niya na si Rhiannon mula sa malubhang sakit. Upang tustusan ang pangangailangan sa pera, pinasok niya ang isang kasunduang hindi niya inaasahang magtuturo sa kanya ng napakaraming aral. Ang kasunduan na iyon ay ang paibigin si Hunter del Riontes. Kinakailangan niyang magawang pakasalan siya nito at sa araw nang kasal nila ay huwag niyang siputin. Lahat ay nakaayon na sa plano pero paano kung hadlangan ito ng iisang dahilan? Paano kung sa gitna ng misyon ay may mabuong hindi inaasahan? At paano kung ang kasunduang inaasahan niyang tutulong sa kanya ay ang mismong wawasak pa pala sa kanya?

She's willing to sacrifice everything for her father's freedom and safety. Kaya niyang suungin ang kahit na anong pagsubok upang maging masaya ang ama kahit ang kapalit niyon ay pagbaba ng kanyang pagkababae. Funny, but she's willing to be a whore para maging malaya ang ama. Ibenta man ang sarili sa kahit na sinong lalaki ay kaya niyang gawin. Her father committed a crime, it was self-defense, pero sa tulad nilang mahirap ay walang maniniwala sa bagay na iyon. Kaya naman ibeninta niya ang sarili sa isang abogadong nangakong tutulungan siya sa kaso ng ama. Handa siyang sikmurain na ipagamit ang katawan para sa kapalit nitong tulong, ngunit dahil sa sariling katangahan ay namali siya ng taong pinagbigyan ng sarili. Nakipagnaig siya sa estranghero na akala niya ay ang attorney. Ang tanging baraha niya para sa kalayaan ng ama ay naglaho na parang bula. Paano na niya maililigtas ang ama gayong ang kanyang kaberhinan ay wala na? And damn her for the second time, Six Castillion is the name of the guy na siya ring pinsan ng amo niya.