Funny Quotes About Single Novels & Stories

I stated. “ That's what they always say,” she remarked sarcastically, rolling her eyeballs. “ And need I remind you that you're the one desperately single. It's like you don't even need to put effort to be single,” this time I was going to get back at her. “ You did me good this time,” she acknowledged that I too could retort. “ But I've had my share of boys and men, most I met and dated were all idiots,” she shrugged. “ Says the person who has the fault,” I muttered.

"So that means she's single?" Vincent's forehead creased. "Why is it matter to you if she's single or not?" Lander chuckled. "She's beautiful, dude. You said it yourself. And she seemed nice." "And so what if she's beautiful and nice?" "Bro, I've been single for a year now." Vincent gets his mug after making his coffee and takes a sip on it. "I don't fucking care if you're single." "Oh c'mon! You know what I mean, stop acting stupid because you're not."

He couldn't help but curse, "We agreed to have a drink together, didn't we? Now you're leaving! Who will drink with me? You heartless guy!" A low voice carried by the wind reached Henry's ears, "I've got a wife now. Who's gonna bother keeping you company?" Henry was speechless. Damn! He thought he was special just because he was married, huh? How could he deliberately target the single guy to bully?

I say sarcastically. "Stop it. You're ruining my fantasy of the single life." "Sorry. I mean I go out and party every night, have hot sex with amazing men, and sleep until noon every day. Is that better?" "Now that's more like it! Tell me more about the hot men?"

I asked him where he learnt these romantic quotes. He told me that i did not learn these and i just said it casually. He asked me why I was asking this. I told him because it was very cheap. When I said this then there was pin drop silence for a second and after that I started laughing. Brent was thinking that I said this seriously but I had done some humor with him.

I smiled, “You guys will have a better chance of finding your mates and being happy going to that.” Alex asked, “What if I want to enjoy being single for a while longer?” I replied, “Then I don’t want to hear you bitching about me being happy!”

He looked me in the eye and shook his head. "Nothing. Go to sleep, why are you still awake? I told you to take care of yourself.. Why aren't you listening?" he asked again annoyed. I sighed. "I'm not sleepy.. I'm thinking about something." I said. "What again?" he said in a flat voice. "I read some quotes on g****e. And I think that suits you?" I promise. He nodded. "Then, share it with me." he said and I immediately followed. "Are all Singles sad? Why are all taken happy?

I am fortunate that I got in the company but you are an accomplished professional yourself. The curious thing is why are you still single? A beautiful woman with a highly paying job, you are a catch.', I commented. (Awkward silence again. I blabbered too much. Could either be the adrenaline or the wine I had)? I hurriedly added, 'I mean I'm not hitting on you or anything. I just don't want someone's fist coming at me when he sees us together right now. I am a peace lover, you know.' 'Hahaha. You are so funny Shaun. I told you I am single. I am happy by myself.', she laughingly replied.

And Hope looks at her ring, he engaged with her yesterday but today he don't remember any thing, it hurts her somewhere. "Who said that your single, you are." When she about to slip her mouth, Aaron slap her on her head. Freya sounds ouch. "Don't make fun of single person, you chubby." Aaron managed. All sighs in relief. "Dude, you don't worry, I am single too." Aaron laughs. "Huh now both single will make our life hell." Freya makes fun "Hey you dumb." Aaron lock her from her neck. They fight with pillows and everyone make some fun together..

“Oh my God, that was priceless – you should see your face – I wish I had a picture of that – ” “YOU ASSHOLE!” I shouted, then started laughing along with him. It was impossible not to. He tried to keep the joke going with a straight face, but failed badly. “Hey – Shanna’s single, I’m single – I figure, ‘why not?’” “Well, you’re out of luck, ASSHOLE, because she’s not here,” I said, half-pissed-off, half-grinning. “Oh, well… I guess you’ll do, then,” he said, wiping a tear from his eye.