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His Angel

His Angel

But before he could utter a single word the warning bell rang, signalling we were late, so I just waved at him and went away but not before saying; "Not see you later, babe!" "You'd already promised, I'll be waiting for your reply!" Yeah, right. Keep waiting. *** It was lunch time and I was waiting for my friends to join me. "Angi!" I was relieved when I heard Trisha's voice. "You guys took looong," I complained, as soon as they sat on the chairs. "It wasn't our fault. Our test was a bit lengthy," Wai shrugged and Trish nodded. "And hard," she added. I have a not in response and went back to eating my crispy french fries with ketchup and creamy white sauce Yum. Wai's hand tried to creep up s
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FALLING IN LOVE AFTER MARRIAGE

FALLING IN LOVE AFTER MARRIAGE

I sighed and entered along with them. "Mama, have you heard about the call waiting option in the mobile? If not, let me enable that option on your mobile. So that next time, it will help you to look at the reality in front of your dreamland. And also we need not worry about you or your parents need not waiting for their son who totally forgot about their arrival." I spoke with the maximum sarcasm in each and every word. He glared at me and looked at his parents apologetically. "Hey Janu ma, leave it. Don't tease him too much. He might not notice the time, otherwise, usually, he had been waiting for us before we reach the bus stop. Now go and prepare some coffee. Let us freshen up in the mean
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The Prison

The Prison

There are no crumbs to spill dude, might as well give up. ...... Waiting is a stupid curse. Patience was never a great attribute of mine. "Incy Wincy spider climbing up the water spout...Down came the rain and washed the spider out...Out came the sun and dried up all the rain...Now Incy Wincy spider went up the water spout again!" The lyrics rolled out smoothly from my tongue, my fingers moved in sync with the song, tapping the wooden table in front of me. My eyes were focused on the closed door, refusing to blink."Incy Wincy spider climbing up the water spout...Down came the rain and washed the spider out...Out came the sun and dried up all the rain...Now Incy Wincy spider went up the water
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So You Think Your Sister's a Vampire?

So You Think Your Sister's a Vampire?

About fifteen minutes into the drive, I asked, “Why so slow?” “Oh, I’m sorry. Do you feel the need, the need for… going faster?” I laughed so loudly I almost snorted and had to put both of my hands over my nose since even a baby like me recognizes the famous movie quote he almost said. “You’re a funny guy in an unassuming way.” He turned a slight shade of pink. “Yeah, well, in our line of work you have to find some way to be a little bit of a comedian, or you’ll end up in the loony bin.”
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Painting the Canvas with Love

Painting the Canvas with Love

'At the same time, I just can't keep on standing in one place since forever' Still, the same message is to be repeated by the other that the number is off biting inside of his cheeks. Finally ringing the bell waiting for someone to open the door from the other side. “Please don’t open the door” Koishi mumbles under his breath once again rigging the doorbell with an annoying face. Only to feel as if the minutes turned into hours no response from the other side. "Wait the don't didn't open? From when did my wish start come true?" An amused expression forms over his face. Just to fall off the next second releasing what he said.
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Hidden Mate

Hidden Mate

Surely, a storm will about to come. “Why am I getting nervous?” Dwight bit his nail while listening to their conversation in secret; still sitting behind the counter. [Einggggggggggggk!] “ Ahhh!” he winced then removed his earphones when he heard a loud squeaking sound from it. Laughing in absurdness, he mumbled, “They broke my bug. Shit.” ************** * ****************************** Vincent waited thirty minutes and five seconds, and he is still counting. He felt so impatient that he thought he travelled the universe while waiting.
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Life and Death Holder

Life and Death Holder

Damn. How fast does the answer will enter my brain! "Faster! I will give you 10 second becuase I'm so bored right now!" He said in very bored tone of voice, that's why I panicked even more because of that. "Wait!" "Ten" "Wait! I can't remember the answer!" "Nine" "Waiiiiiiiit" "Eight" "Gosh! Wait!" "Seven" "Wait bitch!" "Six" "Jeeezzzz!"
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Claimed by my Biker Stepbrother

Claimed by my Biker Stepbrother

The chair across from me stayed empty, and as I waited more minutes passed, then more and some more. I checked my phone after a while, and this time there was another message. Unknown Number: Sit tight. I exhaled through my nose and locked the screen again. I ordered water, then nothing else. I watched people come and go, watched a couple argue in low voices, watched someone laugh too loudly at a joke that wasn’t funny, and even a tired woman trying to haul around four tired children. An hour passed, then two, and no one had showed up yet. My nerves dulled into something heavier, irritation mixed with a creeping sense of being played. I checked the time again, my foot tapping beneath the tab
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I have waited for you

I have waited for you

I wanted to say something witty but my phone vibrated just as the car was about to back away from the center's parking lot. I looked at the screen and let it vibrate on my lap. I wasn't in the mood to entertain the caller at the moment. "So...where would you like to eat?" Jonathan asked after a few minutes. "Mmm-hh, What's your favorite spot to hang out." "If you are not afraid of spicy food, I know just the place to take you to. I hope you will enjoy their food. It might be overcrowded at this hour but their food is worth the wait."
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SWEET REVENGE (He Betrayed Me, Now He Must Pay)

SWEET REVENGE (He Betrayed Me, Now He Must Pay)

“Listen, I'm not ordering anything, okay? Just.. just go away.” The waiter's expression changed. “Ma'am, you can't just sit here without ordering anything. This is a bar, not a waiting room.” I glared at him. “Excuse me? You think I don't know that? I've been waiting for 20 minutes, and I'm not leaving until I meet my person. So, please, for the love of all things holy, LEAVE. ME. ALONE.” The waiter's face turned red. “You can't just shout at me like that, ma'am. I am just doing my job.”
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