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Tony waved his hand right in front of me and I slumped on my chair.
"Am I really becoming stupid?" I frowned and his forehead creased.
"What are you talking about?" he laughed, mirth in his gaze.
"Never in my life have I been called an idiot or dumb and now I am suddenly hearing those things from the people I knew," I bit my lower lip.
"People change, some get wiser, others get dumber," he laughed much louder this time. I knew he was just kidding, and he was only making fun of me, but I really was starting to question my brilliance.
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Claimed by the Alphas
Those with lower intellect often don’t understand more than a few words and forget the conversations rather quickly.
“I thought you were the smart brother, no?” Fenton asks without doing as much as glance over his shoulder to check my reaction to his question.
“I wish,” I laugh. “Lazarus is the smart one. He got the brains, Lenox got the strength, and me - well, I guess I’m average. My mom says I’m special, though, so that’s good, right?” I add the last part for good measure.
For some reason, my brain decided that dumbasses always imply how their parents say they’re special or smart. Fingers crossed this will work to my advantage.
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The Alpha Twins' Nerd
I said causing Ajax to cover his mouth to stop himself from laughing, "That, and of course, that sarcasm is smart people's natural defense against the stupids."
"Shut up, Nerd, you're going to kill me over here," Ajax said as he tried to not laugh out loud, reminding me that everything is funnier when you're not supposed to laugh.
The rest of the class was about the same as all my other classes, though the teacher did ask me to stop making Ajax laugh halfway through. I dropped the occasional sarcastic comment or witty answer throughout the class, waiting for it to end as my social battery was drained and I just wanted to go home at that point. There was only one class left in the day, and I
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MONSTER'S TATTOO
she said.
"I guess she isn't so smart like you."he said and they both smiled. I also smiled for no reason.
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Make Me Yours, Brother
I was stuck, listening to them laugh about only God knows what, while pretending like I was doing my homework.
Jay didn't take him up to his room, so in the pretence of wanting to do my assignment in the sitting room, I was stuck watching them, while thinking of ways to get rid of that damned smile on Smart's face.
“I'm thirsty,” Smart suddenly said, and I looked up.
“Huh? What do you want to drink?”
Smart bit his lips, trying to act cute when he was anything but that. He took his time to respond. “Do you have any orange juice?”
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His Sinful Desire
He then sat back next to his dumbfounded wife.
Jack tucked his shirt back as he sat again silently. Jake the Joker laughed loud and looked at Diamond as if he was the most crazy person he had seen. “So it’s true that men can be dumb when in love.”
“Indeed.” King seconded with a faint chuckle.
Spade with his raised eyebrow grabbed a glass of wine and drank it fast. “Ladies and gentlemen! The most intelligent person in the world has now turned dumb. I’m speechless.” He stated.
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My Badboys Alphas
I said to him smirking
“Why do you say that?”
“Nothing, just for you to have that at the back of your mind”
“They are not close to my friends” He boasted
“I wish you luck then” I smiled,
“You haven't told me who's the smartest yet”
“Well that's an assignment, since you said my friends are nothing close to your friends, maybe you should try finding out who's the smartest, I'd like to see you try”
“You sound like they would win against me and my friends in a war”
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All The Wrong Reasons
he asked her, giving her an innocent look.
“You think you’re very funny, don’t you, you little piece of Gorilla Fart?” she asked him angrily, trying to turn his joke on him.
Mac and Tara actually laughed this time.
N-1-9-8-9 gave her a dazzling smile. “Ahhh… she is smart,” he said. “And nope, I’m not funny. I just think I’m a little too hot.”
Mac took a gulp of his beer. “Left fist or right fist, Yenny. Just say the word and I’ll give it to him,” he offered.
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THE REBORN LUNA
“ Firstly, in our lives, we have a set of foolish wolves. They always feel they are wise and smart thinking, they can be able to cheat their way out without working, Life is unpredictable. Work harder and stop eyeing someone else's property. Life is not hard, but we are the ones making it so difficult and bother some for us.
This is the last time I am gonna repeat this, I don't say things twice, only the wise understand. If you think you are too smart, bring it on. We are eagerly waiting for you to strike, your little life would be destroyed, I don't have a lot to say.
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My Father's Wish
, we both laughed at the statement.
"Are you being serious?"
" Literally. You can try it".
He turned to a couple sitting beside us and said, " hey, this dude here went to Harvard", he said to the middle aged couple.
" Really?" the woman asked, her eyes lightening up.
" Say something smart", the man bluntly said, as if seeking proof that I actually went to Harvard.
" Belief is the death of intelligence, and you definitely do not have to use all the brains you have but all the brains you can borrow", I said with my head held high.
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Laughter is one of life's greatest gifts, and sharing funny quotes with friends is like passing around little doses of joy. One of my all-time favorites is from 'The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy': 'The answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything is 42.' It's absurdly brilliant and always gets a chuckle. Another gem is from Terry Pratchett: 'The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.' His wit is unmatched.
Then there's the classic from 'Friends': 'We were on a break!' It’s hilarious how such a simple line became iconic. For something more relatable, I love Mark Twain’s 'I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.' Dark humor at its finest. Sharing these with friends always sparks fun conversations and reminds us not to take life too seriously.
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