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I shook my head and went to sit across Audrey. She was laughing at the quotes on the wall. “These are hilarious,” she said, reading one aloud: ‘I don’t need you to brag about me, I just don’t want you to deny me in front of people. – FART!’ Her laughter burst out, filling the café. I just stared, completely captivated. Every laugh, every sparkle in her eyes, it was contagious. “Here’s another one!” she giggled. ‘What a life! Eggs every single day… eggs, eggs, eggs… Do you know who said that?’ Her eyes gleamed mischievously.

] "One of the things I like about him... He's a corny joker." ["Like what?"] I clap my hands once. "About teleporting mosquitos. Anyhow, he can make me laugh." ["He could have learned from me~ To make a woman laugh is to make them fall for that man."] "Like what?" ["Hmm, what do you call a mosquito inside the mosquito net?"] "What?"

“Oh, Nate. Remind me to educate you on the joys of a show called Firefly. It’s old, but fun.” “And it involves man parts?” I was still confused. I don’t think I’ll ever get the hang of the language shared by these three. It seems to be equal parts sarcasm and quotes from random books and shows. At the beginning of summer, I listened to an entire rant about men in classical literature.

About fifteen minutes into the drive, I asked, “Why so slow?” “Oh, I’m sorry. Do you feel the need, the need for… going faster?” I laughed so loudly I almost snorted and had to put both of my hands over my nose since even a baby like me recognizes the famous movie quote he almost said. “You’re a funny guy in an unassuming way.” He turned a slight shade of pink. “Yeah, well, in our line of work you have to find some way to be a little bit of a comedian, or you’ll end up in the loony bin.”

Efe asked and both Oyin and Jomi sighed. “You should stop reading all those novels on w*****d, your IQ is getting affected seriously” Jomi said as she rose to her feet. “Please, have you ever actually sat down to read a novel before? When you start reading all these w*****d novels, you’ll know how addictive and how interesting they are. Don’t you dare underestimate them” Efe said and Jomi nodded. “Of course” Jomi replied with a yawn as Oyin burst into laughter.

She accidentally let out a snort at that. “You know what my grandfather said to me before he died?” Alan tried again. “You literally already did this one.” “He said … stop shaking the ladder dammit!” Alan laughed. “You’re an idiot.” Emily said. “Hey. Emily. What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?” “He said : Dam.” Alan laughed so much he was slapping his knee. “You do know these aren’t actually funny right?” Emily asked him. “Hey Emily…. What happens when two men walk out of the building and get into the truck?” Alan said.

They burst into laughter again — deep, full, the kind that makes your ribs ache and your eyes water. “And remember,” Nathan said, “when Daniel dared me to eat a jalapeño at the county fair and I passed out in the goat pen?” “You didn’t pass out,” Daniel said. “You just laid down dramatically.” “I was suffering,” Nathan said. “And Sophia gave me milk like I was a baby.” “I was trying to help!” she said. “You looked like you were dying!” “I was dying,” Nathan said, deadpan. “And you just stood there, laughing.”

Lucas and I laughed out loud, unable to believe that this is happening. "No! You peed like a fucking fountain, Lucas!" she shouted in the background. "Peeing is like a good book. It is very hard to stop once you start it." Lucas reasoned, and I just stood there, laughing hard that I felt like I was going to pee due to my heavy laughter. "Don't you even try going all John Green on me Mr. Pee-cock." Ava shouted from behind and I laugh harder at that name. Mr. Pee-cock? That is a very clever name.

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he asked her, giving her an innocent look. “You think you’re very funny, don’t you, you little piece of Gorilla Fart?” she asked him angrily, trying to turn his joke on him. Mac and Tara actually laughed this time. N-1-9-8-9 gave her a dazzling smile. “Ahhh… she is smart,” he said. “And nope, I’m not funny. I just think I’m a little too hot.” Mac took a gulp of his beer. “Left fist or right fist, Yenny. Just say the word and I’ll give it to him,” he offered.