Novel & Cerita Funny Quotes From Novels

About fifteen minutes into the drive, I asked, “Why so slow?” “Oh, I’m sorry. Do you feel the need, the need for… going faster?” I laughed so loudly I almost snorted and had to put both of my hands over my nose since even a baby like me recognizes the famous movie quote he almost said. “You’re a funny guy in an unassuming way.” He turned a slight shade of pink. “Yeah, well, in our line of work you have to find some way to be a little bit of a comedian, or you’ll end up in the loony bin.”

They burst into laughter again — deep, full, the kind that makes your ribs ache and your eyes water. “And remember,” Nathan said, “when Daniel dared me to eat a jalapeño at the county fair and I passed out in the goat pen?” “You didn’t pass out,” Daniel said. “You just laid down dramatically.” “I was suffering,” Nathan said. “And Sophia gave me milk like I was a baby.” “I was trying to help!” she said. “You looked like you were dying!” “I was dying,” Nathan said, deadpan. “And you just stood there, laughing.”

Lucas and I laughed out loud, unable to believe that this is happening. "No! You peed like a fucking fountain, Lucas!" she shouted in the background. "Peeing is like a good book. It is very hard to stop once you start it." Lucas reasoned, and I just stood there, laughing hard that I felt like I was going to pee due to my heavy laughter. "Don't you even try going all John Green on me Mr. Pee-cock." Ava shouted from behind and I laugh harder at that name. Mr. Pee-cock? That is a very clever name.