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I don't know how it happened. One minute I'm living an extremely lonely life and all it takes is getting lost to change all of that. But, change is good, right? Yeah, if you take the fact that I was entrusted with the most adorable little girl as good. Throw in a reunion with a twin brother that I haven't seen in years and a gang of bad boys to the pile and all is peachy keen. As complicated as it seems, there's more. Now, I have to keep a certain mystery boy away from me for my own sake. I have to deal with a brother that thinks these bad boys are his new best friends. And on top of all of that, someone's after me. Forget the fact that this is senior year. Why can't I just be Khloe Mason, an uncoordinated mess of fandoms. Now, I'm The Bad Boy's...What?

To Be Loved Like This tells the story of Raegan, a woman who finds herself, not in the innocence of first love, but in the aftermath of becoming. Through the weight of loneliness, past wounds, and lives already lived, her self worth grows into something rare: a love that is steady, intentional, and safe. This is not a story about being saved, but about being chosen. It's about what happens when love shows up softly, stays, and proves that healing doesn’t have to hurt.

Amanda comes back happily from the hospital with news of her pregnancy, but finds her husband, Carlos in bed with another woman, his Ex Girlfriend . She is hurt, and confronts him, but Carlos doesn't feel remorseful. He throws divorce papers at her and sent her out of his house to the streetsAmanda is Devastated, she has nowhere and no one to run to as her family had already disowned her, for getting married to Carlos even after their disapproval. So she struggles on her own and Seven Years later, She is back, but not longer as the poor lonely woman they once knew. But as a Multi Billionaire Empress.Carlos wants her back, but she doesn't want him. She is back for a business project and wants to use the opportunity to pay him back for treating her badly in the pastWill Amanda Reconcile with Carlos after he redeems himself? Or will she betray him just like he did to her? Read to find.

Sinopsis: Rafiandra Siregar, anak dari keluarga konglomerat, terlahir dari rahim yang tak diakui. Hidup di desa dengan paman petani, ia membangun usahanya sendiri sejak umur lima tahun. Tak punya kemewahan, tak punya kasih ibu, tapi ia punya satu hal yang tak bisa direbut siapa pun—tekad. Dari anak ladang jadi pengusaha muda, dari pengasingan menuju panggung nasional. Tapi di balik namanya yang megah, tersembunyi luka besar dan rahasia kelam keluarganya. Ketika masa lalu datang mengguncang dan cinta mulai tumbuh dari ketidaksengajaan, Rafi harus memilih: tetap menjadi bayangan... atau berdiri di cahaya dan menuntut tempat yang semestinya jadi miliknya

Kata orang, cinta pertama adalah kutukan. Entah ke mana takdir membawa, cinta pertamalah yang akan membekas. Bekasnya bak noda merah dalam putih, sulit pudar. Pernikahan Rena dan Mahen berada di ujung tanduk setelah kembalinya sang mantan calon istri sekaligus cinta pertama Mahen, Riani. Semua diperkeruh dengan tuduhan Ratna, sang mertua, dan Sekar, sang adik ipar, yang menyatakan bahwa Rena mandul. Di saat Rena menyerah atas segalanya, Mahen justru bersikap sebaliknya. Dengan egosi, ia menjebak dan membuat Rena mengandung anaknya. Namun di sisi lain, ia tak mau berpisah lagi dengan Riani. Lalu, haruskan Rena rela dimadu demi calon buah hati yang ada di rahimnya? "Tak ada satu wanita pun di dunia ini yang benar-benar rela dimadu. Meskipun ada, aku bukan salah satunya." Rena terisak pilu, menyentuh relung hati terdalam Mahen yang dingin.

After Josephine’s father died suddenly, she is forced to become the ward of powerful Lord Leven. As a new face many men are willing to do whatever they can to win her hand. She must find a husband to secure her future, but in a world of backstabbing and positional play will she settle for what’s safe or follow her love for a man she can’t have?

“I’ll pay you to carry my child. No names. No attachments.” Amara agrees to be a surrogate to save her brother’s life. She doesn’t expect the client to be Liam Blackwood—the cold billionaire who stole her heart in college and forgot her face. Now, she’s carrying his child while hiding a past he doesn’t remember. But secrets have a way of unraveling, and Liam’s getting closer to the truth… One contract. One baby. One chance to rewrite everything.

On what should have been the happiest day of her life, Seline’s world crumbles. Her perfect birthday celebration turns into a nightmare when Luca, her cunning ex-boyfriend, returns with a venomous agenda. Through lies and manipulation, he poisons Jude, Seline’s devoted boyfriend, planting seeds of doubt where trust once bloomed. Despite her desperate pleas, Jude walks away, leaving her heart shattered and her spirit broken.

Mas Bagus tega mengusirku juga putri kami dari rumah hasil patungan di awal pernikahan. Kebersamaan yang kami lalui selama 7 tahun ini seolah tak berarti lagi untuknya hanya karena aku tak pandai merawat diri. Padahal, aku begini karena ikut membangun ekonomi keluarga. Beruntung di saat aku terpuruk, Baskara hadir dengan tangan yang terbuka lebar. Lihat saja! Akan kubuktikan jika aku dan putriku bisa tanpa Mas Bagus!

She was in love and was willing to work it out even with the obvious red flags. But when she ran into Gregory, a smart, business-centered, Billionaire with two kids in a not so peculiar circumstance. She realized that she deserved better than she was getting in her current relationship. Falling in love with Gregory was the easiest thing in the world. He was kind, understanding, caring, loving and a romantic. Just the type of man Rosie wanted. But there was the Age-gap that might hinder their love for each other. And, there was also the big overwhelming secret between both families that Rosie had no knowledge of. Love wasn't enough anymore. What do you think the future holds for the lovebirds?