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BLACK TIGER

BLACK TIGER

“I hope you’re joking because if you’re not that’s a problem.” Nate laughs, “Why would I joke about something that’s true?” I slam the cup I had on the table, spilling the coffee. The agents turn to look at us. “Look, I haven’t had any freaking second of sleep last night, and I don’t need any stupid pervert to annoy me this morning.” I don’t realize myself speaking loud until I hear some people laughing at Nate. “Hey, calm down, cutie,” he raises his hands in surrender. “No need to tell the world.”
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The Rejected Luna's Return

The Rejected Luna's Return

Okay, that would be too much. "I do. Strengthens me, it also helps me sleep." A pause. "If you can't sleep, I can get two glasses. That is if you want to indulge." I said and he burst out laughing. I replayed the sentence in my head and found nothing I had just said that funny. "Did I say something funny?"
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His Plump Mate

His Plump Mate

He said. “Napping after incredible sex, is the best sleep ever.” I said with a smirk. Aiden chuckles, “It is. Let’s go.” “Alright.”
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Christine Franco
Pros: Great story Attention grabbing You won't want to stop reading it Cons: The Chapters are short The follow up chapters continue the same monologue from previous chapters instead on making different scenes, pov, and conversations Needs: Chapters need more paragraphs, combine chapters into 1
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The Alpha's Slave Mate

The Alpha's Slave Mate

It amazed me how he could always make me smile in the most awkward of situations. “Great then,” I said going to sit back down. “Umm, so where am I going to sleep?” he asked. “Sleep?” “Yes, that’s what a person usually does at night.” “Oh, I wasn’t planning on us sleeping.” I saw his eyes go wide and his eyebrows disappear under his hair. “That’s not what I meant,” I said, rolling my eyes, “and you know it.” “Fine, fine,” he huffed in defeat, “but I better warn you that I’m not good at staying up all night. I need my sleep. So don’t be offended if I pass out on the chair half way through a conversation.”
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Entangled with the billionaire heir

Entangled with the billionaire heir

she responded. “Adults can listen to bedtime stories too,” “You should take sleeping drugs if you find it difficult to sleep and maybe if you consume less caffeine you’ll sleep better,” she says. “Maybe. Maybe not,” I muttered. Only if she knows why I find it hard to sleep well sometimes. We settled into the living, and almost immediately I sat down and I saw Ryan’s call. “Good morning boss,” he greeted, “Good morning Ryan,” I said, “Sir. Marlo is here,” he said,
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Heiress's Desires And Deception (Flavors Of Riches Book 1)

Heiress's Desires And Deception (Flavors Of Riches Book 1)

“You told me to do as I please. And I am pleased to sleep very well.” “Can you stop being sarcastic or be serious at least?” I rolled my eyes. "Then stop disturbing my sleep and go to your own room.” “How can I sleep if I know there is something that you’re not telling me?’ “How can you say so?” “I just feel it.” “Look, if you did nothing wrong or you know that there is nothing, why would you be bothered by my reactions? maybe you did something, right?” “Ugh! he exclaimed, exhausted. “If there’s something I joked about that affects you, you shouldn’t have taken that seriously, okay? It’s not something a grown-up should take seriously. Maybe a little kid would."
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Doctor, My Son is Yours!

Doctor, My Son is Yours!

He comments, in a relaxed tone: “It's still very early. How about we enjoy a little more time in bed?” I glance at my phone, confirm the time, and respond: “I won't be able to sleep anymore.” Then, with a suggestive smile, Othon suggests: “I wasn't talking about sleeping. We can do something more interesting.”
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Angel

Angel

I didn't fall asleep, but I was rotten with sleep. - Mother Moon helps us. A zombie had just entered the kitchen. - Colby screamed between laughs, making me jump. - That under your eyes, is it dark circles, or did you fall on a piece of shit? – Dominic added, joining our brother's laughter. - Do you two remember the Power Rangers movies we used to see? Why don't you guys get up each other's ass and turn into a Megazord? - I tell them, irritated, but they send themselves to the floor laughing.
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Rules We Break

Rules We Break

I need to sleep to forget my problems. I smiled. Sweet disastrous prom..
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Background Music

Background Music

Dress light I don’t want you overheating okay? Hey. What are you doing up so late anyway? Well, I’m relaxing in the bath. why? Wanna see? Oh uh no. I’ll leave you be now! Goodnight! XD XD XD I was just joking lol but yeah, goodnight. Oh! Well, I didn’t find that very funny. You’re mean lol. See ya tomorrow. XD See ya.
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