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My CEO's Baby Mama

My CEO's Baby Mama

She asked me without trying to conceal the mild anger she was feeling. “A. I don't snore and B. I thought I was going to be ready too,” I managed a smile. The constant nightmares were exhausting and I hadn't really slept well in a while. I got off my bed lazily, stretching to free my contracted muscles. You know those times when it feels like you were compressed by a truck? Exactly how I felt; like shit. “You look so dead. The club will do you much good, I promise. You just need to relax and have some fun. Probably get fucked by some random stranger.”
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Spoiled by four billionaires

Spoiled by four billionaires

The little fellow said with a serious expression. Mariana was truly amused by him this time, "You're already causing insomnia at such a young age? I think you'll sleep like a little pig in a while. No matter how much I disturb you, you won't wake up." "No way! Forget it, I might not even be able to sleep. I'm really going to fall asleep. I'm so sleepy! Jeremy retorted a few times, and then his eyelids started twitching. Not long after, he was fast asleep, how could he possibly lose sleep?
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TAKE ME BACK EX WIFE

TAKE ME BACK EX WIFE

“How do I get to sleep when my brain is thinking of different possibilities here?” “Joana… don't…” I exhaled deeply, doing my best to calm myself, “I'll try to get some shut-eye.” “Don't try; get some sleep; the kids will get worried if you become suddenly tired and your eyes groggy; those kids are smarter than you imagine.” He tried lifting up the mood with a light-hearted joke, which helped as I lit up a small smile. “Fortunately, they are; you know what they say: tomorrow is pregnant; we might get some good intel by then.”
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Sixty Days Of Fire

Sixty Days Of Fire

"Nothing." He scoffed. "I know there is something." He leaned close and said, "You didn’t sleep because you were trying to think of a way out of here." A smirk danced across his face as his warm breath fanned my shoulder while he spoke. "I love that you are taking this very seriously. I can’t wait to see how this ends." He climbed off the bed, and just as he was about to enter the bathroom, he turned to face me and said, "Here’s some advice: you can’t think straight if you don’t have good sleep, so next time just sleep. You need it."
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A little Cinderella moment

A little Cinderella moment

She turns and looks at me with her mouth full of an omelet, “I’m sorry I woke you up earlier too with my laughter it was not my intention to wake anyone.” Swallowing what was in her mouth she tells me “No need to be sorry about that, it was just gross hearing that early in the morning you two love birds all loved up that early after falling asleep what four hours prior. It’s fine honestly, I had Greg snoring in my ear. Oh, and Lucas?” He turns to look at Jen wondering what she has to say, “Did you know you talk in your sleep?”
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Billionaire And His CEO Wife

Billionaire And His CEO Wife

I listened to his taunt and couldn't help but laugh. I'm puzzled about how he accomplishes this. He constantly tells me a hilarious jokes when I'm feeling down, and it instantly lifts my spirits. I mocked him, saying, " you had planned to tell this joke after staying up all night." "No, Mrs. Woods, I had a wonderfully restful night's sleep last night, the best I've ever had." As his eyes scanned my body, I had the impression that I would avoid sunburn from the heat of the sun, but if he continued to do so, my face would undoubtedly heat up once more.
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Slave To The Archangel

Slave To The Archangel

"I mean, can't you size-change and carry us?" "You don't think I would have done that already if I could?" Sleepy questions and then laughs bitterly; he sounds frustrated with himself. "I fall asleep after I use my goddamn spells—that's why people call me Sleepy!" I blink multiple times before bursting out in laughter—I can't flipping help myself! "Jesus Christ, I didn't expect that to be the reason at all!" A blush is spreading on Sleepy's cheeks, and I giggle at the embarrassed face he is making.
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I FELL INTO HIS TRAP

I FELL INTO HIS TRAP

Nous sommes calmes. (I am calm. You are calm. We are calm.) "I just find it hard to sleep with all the excitement." Sarcasm was a sneaky bitch who often got the best of me. "I wasn't aware my guest room contained such great entertainment." His eyes glinted. "Well... aside from what I left for you to watch at least. I know it's good TV, but you should explore and try a sitcom every once in a while."
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ALWAYS ZAYN

ALWAYS ZAYN

The message said. Nana grinned cheekily and decided to be poetic tonight with her Casanova of a husband, she typed a reply: "You can't sleep? Me neither, let's can't sleep together." She typed, grinning widely as she wait for him to reply to her message. She wants to do something, ask useless yet cute questions and make their night funnier.
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Still In Love With You

Still In Love With You

Nathan soon loosened his grip on me, and I realized he had fallen back to sleep when he suddenly snort. I slowly began to slide down, until I was flat on my back, with him on top of me, sound asleep. Sophie giggled as she watched me struggle. I chuckled, grunting lightly as I felt his little body become heavier. "Man, what are we feeding this kid? He feels heavier asleep than when he's awake." I say making her chuckle. "He's heavy? You're like a rock when you sleep. Your body weighs tones when you're sleeping." she says making me chuckle.
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Peggy Anderson
Fixing to start this one absolutely love Loathing Logan one of my top 10. Your books are very detailed not simple boys girl happy ever after. I love the one the author has actually put the heart into their work. very much worth the wait
Miley
This is a long story and there is a prequel to it. Then there is apparently a third book coming out. This book and series take commitment by the reader but it's cute. I wish the author would take the time to proof read the book to make it easier to read and flow better but still recommend it.
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