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Olwen suddenly received news that lightning struck, her father wanted her to marry Dylan, the son of a rich family. Dylan is a man with a reputation for debauchery, looking down on women. Olwen was not allowed to refuse because it was an obligation she had to fulfill towards her family. After trying every way to get out of the marriage but all failed. Olwen is depressed, desperate to find the pub. There she let herself get drunk and gave her virginity to Luca. The next day, before leaving, Olwen impromptu suggested to Luca that on her wedding day come and take her away and Luca showed up. A strawberry robbery that was never well-planned happened. As a result, a lot of troubles and storms came to the couple. A love born in a situation that is ironic, funny, but encounters opposition from many sides. After going through difficulties and challenges together, will Olwen and Luca have complete happiness?

Olivia Harmon's marriage was not ideal. Her husband cheated on her at the time she needed him most. Despite his effort to pay for his mistakes, Olivia never really moved on from her heartbreak. She couldn't understand why someone whom she trusted most would be the one person who betrayed her. And then she met Roman. Blue eyes, full of charms, a smile that could brighten up her darkest nights, funny, and a face that made any woman turned their heads. Their love affair was fervent, refreshing, passionate, romantic, and brief. It was over as soon as it began until they meet again two years later in unexpected circumstances. Lies. Deceit. Guilt. Passion. Love. Infatuation. Olivia found herself in a tug-of-war with herself. Tangled in the complexity of her marriage and her new love. She soon discovered she was not the only one with secrets, leading them to an inevitable doom.

Book one of The Moon & Sun Series. Fate is a very funny thing. Sometimes it can bring something amazing into your life, a grand new adventure that will test and challenge you. That will help you grow and learn where you belong in this world. Other times, well... she's just a gigantic witch with a sick sense of humour. I never asked for any of this to happen, to be beat down, hurt and struggle and fight everyday to grow and get better. This was never what I imagined my life would be like. But I'm not one to shy away from a challenge. And I sure as hell won't let a man define me. I make my own path, I will do what needs to be done and if I have to do it on my own, well then so be it.I'll be stronger for it, and there's nothing a man fears more than a strong woman.

Eldrian Jacob Knight, a CEO of a technology company disguises himself as an Office Boy named Ziyan, only to find true love. Avoid materialistic women and arranged marriages. He decided to give up his status and was willing to do lowly work. Ilona Anderson is a very reliable and smart Senior Marketing Staff, she always needs a team and involves Ziyan in her work. They met at work, Ilona felt Ziyan was smart enough for an Office Boy and always took her on many work projects. Treat him to a meal and meet up on the weekends. Ziyan (Eldrian) feels he is appreciated by this woman but he is afraid to ask her out because Ilona is indeed a professional worker, she never mixes work and personal matters. Over time they got closer and Eldrina's feelings of love could not be hidden. But Eldrian still hoped that Ilona could love him too regardless of his work status. However, Eldrian almost forgot everything when he found out that Jason, the Marketing Division Manager where Ilona worked, also liked her. Jason was very attractive in showing his interest in Ilona. Buying lots of luxury items which of course was something Eldrian could also do since he had a lot of money. Ilona, ​​who innocent girl, hardly knows how she feels, but Eldrian wants Ilona to be his lover. Does Eldrian have to turn into CEO again before Jason takes Ilona? Does Eldrian survive as Office Boy and hope Ilona loves him regardless of material things? Let's follow the story.

The underprivileged student I've been sponsoring suddenly shows up at my birthday party, swaggering in and waving around a pregnancy report. "Look—Pheebs is pregnant with my baby! You'd better be smart and divorce her already!" I point at the report, stunned and confused. "Are you sure it's Phoebe who's pregnant with your child?" Victor Thompson, my beneficiary, smirks proudly as he fiddles with the pregnancy report. "Duh! We conceived the baby last month on our cruise trip!" The entire room falls into a stunned silence. My ex-wife, Phoebe Jackman, has been dead for three years.

Harmonica Saint is terrified of being unable to make friends. Coupled with her crippling social anxiety, and her fear of moving away from her family to a new place for college, she is afraid she'd have no friends. But surprisingly on the first day, someone wants to be her friend…. It is just that this person is Rhett Lockhart, littered with tattoos and mysterious beyond compare, Harmony has a bad feeling about this friendship. After all, friends don't give other friends hickeys on their necks. Or do they? "So you thought our friendship was over because of that? Funny baby girl, what makes you think I'll let you go….. Just like that?" He said the words so gently as he always spoke, but it was his eyes that gave him away, those pitch-black eyes were raging with all kinds of intense emotion, each promising to swallow her whole.

To the outside world, Marvelon is just another college student. He even plays the role well enough to convince himself of this. Little did he know, the world depends on him to become the one thing he's scared of the most: himself. He can hardly keep his special abilities under control. And, to make matters worse, he now has to fend for a naive princess. He can sniff the disaster from a mile away. When Aqualia is plucked from her home and into a new world, she's forced to use the skill of adaptation. Funny enough, the new world and its inhabitants are intriguing. Not to mention its hidden treasure. Who would have thought she'd be craving things of this world? No one! When love comes knocking, they have no other choice but to answer. ️ Warning: This novel contains mature language and sexual contents

Flora is a 17year old girl and she's very fond of vampires,some might say she's one of them because of the physical appearance she shared with them.she's loner and a depressed girl,so because of this nobody befriend's her. Everything changes when she finds herself being the most intelligent and smart student in her school,besides it's about time she shows the world,they shouldn't judge a book by it's cover . Find out what will happen when she was told to tutor a new transfer guy in her class.......will the secret hidden be untold? Written by Double A.

From a fetus to a hybrid baby, Rikas came to life as the only half human son of the great Martian warrior Arakis, and the human white witch mother Hira. He is the one, who the prophecy points to, as the powerful savior who shall rise and defeat the faceless Brakoon demon ruling the Dystopian planet. The Brakoon must surely be smart enough to know his nemesis, though everything still turned out the way it should as no one dares to question the source of that prophecy. In addition... No one will know that the savior himself is not immune to a demon’s grip. Buried under a pile of mistaken identities, who is the demon? And... Who is the savior? ***** Fantasy-Thriller

She was in love and was willing to work it out even with the obvious red flags. But when she ran into Gregory, a smart, business-centered, Billionaire with two kids in a not so peculiar circumstance. She realized that she deserved better than she was getting in her current relationship. Falling in love with Gregory was the easiest thing in the world. He was kind, understanding, caring, loving and a romantic. Just the type of man Rosie wanted. But there was the Age-gap that might hinder their love for each other. And, there was also the big overwhelming secret between both families that Rosie had no knowledge of. Love wasn't enough anymore. What do you think the future holds for the lovebirds?