Funny Raps To Roast Your Friends นิยาย & เรื่องราว

I said. They all nodded their head in agreement. "Hey, beautiful!" someone said and we all looked behind to see Stance walking towards me smiling. He is looking so good in his ripped jeans and V-neck T-shirt. I waved to him smiling. My friends rolled their eyes. He hugged me when he reached us. I saw my friends making faces. "I was thinking about going on a coffee date with you. What do you say?" he asked nervously. I thought for a moment and said, "Sure. I will text my brother not to pick me up as I am going out for coffee with my friends and then one of my friends can drop me back home."

"Snap out of this melancholic mood, man!" Dare scolded his friend, Dapo, whom he had come to see after his several phone calls had been rebuffed by Dapo. The situation must have been quite serious for his friend, Dapo to have shut down and kept to himself and also miss club attendance for three consecutive nights, especially when 'Kard Dee', his favourite rap artist was featuring O. on those nights.

Don't it look like I've got more important things to do, to focus on? Parker poured drinks for everyone. He held his high up, clanking it with some metal, suggesting a toast. "To more Wins!" "To more Wins," everybody cried out, concurring. He continued, "And to you Sophia, our Star gurlllll." I paused. Did Parker just say 'gurlllll', and also in a very ridiculous voice? Looks like, I wasn't the only one that noticed, as everyone immediately burst into laughter. "C'mon Sophia, you can do this, you have to do it. Think about Conrad and Simon, they need the money, you need the money," I said to myself.

The role you made me play Of the fool, no, I don’t like you,” I barely registered someone running up the stairs, but I kept singing: “But I got smarter I got harder in the nick of time Honey, I rose up from the dead I do it all the time,” I finished the last “Look what you just made me do” from the final chorus when one of my mom’s favorites when she’s really angry came to my mind. “Play ‘Having A Blast’ by Green Day!” I shouted into the microphone. When nobody moved, I keyed it into youtube, and started to jump to the beat. “I'm takin' all you down with me Explosives duct taped to my spine Nothing's gonna change my mind I won't listen to anyone's last words

"Lookin' for all my real friends How many of us? How many of us are real friends To real friends, 'til the reel end 'Til the wheels fall off, 'til the wheels don't spin To 3 A.M., callin' How many real friends? Just to ask you a question Just to see how you was feelin' How many?" I hum to the music as I walk down the cracked gravel. "For the last you was frontin' I hate when a nigga text you like, 'what's up, fam, hope you good'

' I scolded myself. I then decided to listen to some music. I pressed the shuffle button on my phone and soon the lyrics of What best friends do by jewel Damina filled the room. Ain't it easy doing life with you. Slaying dragons next to you. Hop on the plane just to find you Cause that's what best friends do. You got my back anytime any day Hold me down if it doesn't go my way. I wanna know how I hit the jackpot. Guess it's just my luck.

He snorted and rolled his eyes, circling the rapper who occupied the centre of the stage and shook his head at the crowd with a sly smirk. “Are you guys hearing this?” he asked the monsters and threw his head back in laughter during the short intermission. “Uh!” he tested the mic and nodded, jumping in tandem with the beat drop. === Zen Francisco’s Round 1 === Haha! Oh gosh! An old clown I’m quaking in my boots But yo! Let’s keep it real You’re just sushi with a tail Your sense of fashion stinks and I think You need a lesson You think wearing gold is cool

He just hobnobbed with his celebrities, palled around with rock and rap royalty, and signed a lot of bare boobs. Ryan came up to me almost immediately, though. “You alright?” he asked, a concerned look on his face. “Yeah. Thanks for what you did,” I said, truly grateful. He shook his head and glared out at his best friend clowning amongst the beautiful people. “He can be the biggest fucking asshole in the world when he puts his mind to it.” I reared back slightly in mock surprise. “WHOA – you used more profanity in that one sentence than in the last five weeks combined! You ARE angry!”

Viky Jaitley came and put his hand on his shoulder "Just now what that girl blabbering about? Don't know what they mixed in your water, why did you let her go?" Rahul Randhwa looked at him and said coldly "Do you take me as a fool? That two cowards... They don't have any courage to do anything to me. Understood?" Viky Jaitley flinched by his cold gazed, he pulled back his hand and nodded "U-Un-Understood." In the parking lot, five friends were laughing while clutching their stomachs. "I can't believe that you really fade him your saliva?" Rohit said, he was laughing the most.

“YEAH ! LET THE UNINVITED MOTHERFVCKER GET A TASTE OF ALL OUR ATTENTION AND LOVE” “KILL ! KILL ! KILL !” “BARBECUE HIS ASS, FVCKERS !!” “EVERYONE SHUT THE “HELL” UP ! SEE ? SEE ? WHAT I DID THERE ?” “YEAH SUCKER. YOU USED A PUN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR LIFE” “HELL NO ! I AM PUN LORD” “NO YOU ARE POOP LORD. THAT’S IT” “SHUT UP, GUYS ! YOU ARE BEING SO UNCOOL”