Funny Raps To Roast Your Friends Novels & Stories

Oh, this is gonna be fun. “Oh, friends!” I gasped dramatically, placing a hand over my chest. “ Hi friends, how is it going? I was just running a dick’ suckin’ sesh for half price this week, tell your friends for me will ya’?” - eat this you morons. And I kept walking while they picked up ther jaws from the floor. I strutted past them like I had just won the lottery. Jasmine appeared beside me, cackling. “Girl, you are hilarious!”

Zhao dirty looks,' He'd frown and wave his head but I couldn't stop. The flow of words were splashing through my head and coming out my mouth uncontrollably. I couldn't stop. So after a few weeks, everybody just got used to it and expected it. I was entertaining them at first. Giving them something to listen to that wasn't so depressing and slow. So slowly I became known as Rapping Riley. It was a pretty unimaginative title but kids were high fiving me and beat boxing to my raps, so I didn't mind.

his friend asked while Patting his shoulder. “OH come on we are here just to enjoy not to be stressed because of the woman, Wooo,!” one of his friends approaches them while pouring them the whiskey. “Fuck,! I want a woman,! Give me a fucking woman Will tortured take them to hell,!” his lunatic friend sings while playing the electric guitar on the stairs. He shook his head while watching them like a professional band. And now he had a ruthless bratva hot band friends. He stepped on the stairs and took the microphone from his friend and began singing the Rock song. 🥁🎸🎺🎤

Dear Diddy, I think I am losing my friends. I don’t know what to do Diddy, I don’t want to lose my friends. The reason I am still sane is because of the friends I have - or once had. Now they don’t want anything to do with me. They all claim they have personal issues they need to work on and I was not helping issues by projecting my problems in them. I don’t know what to do Diddy, I don’t want to end up friendless. I’m freaking out! _ Friendless.

I mumble with food inside my mouth. How the fuck he knows my favourite food, coffee, chocolate brownie, cheeseburgers, french fries, oh universe this is something I am truly thankful for. " So, we are finally friends and that nickname you gave me right now?" he raises one of his eyebrows in question. " That's purely a friendship thingy. Close friends do that all the time," I say smiling at him. " don't eat it alone, I am hungry too," Ros pouts. " oh right. but you are driving," I say keeping my food down on my lap again.

I said rubbing my forehead in a frustrating way “Is it?” He asked and I nodded, “So guess who?” “Ummm….I'm sorry but I don't see any smartness in those of your friends” “Hehe…..” I laughed at him in a mocking way, “Nile, do you know one thing?” I asked him, blowing out dirt from my finger, “What?” He asked “If my friends decide to do something not even the devil himself can stop them” I said to him smirking “Why do you say that?”

My best friend made that screeching noise. Ryan wouldn't let me be, so I casually said, "Hey," while I fed him. "Let me assume you're upset with me." I scoffed as Tonia questioned while making puppy expressions. I hissed a little, "Of course not, why would I be mad at my one and only friend, oh yeah, the same one who left and didn't care that I lost a job," and then I continued, "Oh yeah, the same one who left and didn't care that I lost a job."

featuring Tasha and Nicki. “Really Anastasia” Nicholas sighs at my lame choice of music and I could see him instantly regretting his decision. “You’re going to like it” I tell him as I skip to the part with the rap. I take out the straw from my hot chocolate and turn it into my microphone “This is gonna be a long ride” Nicholas mutters and I giggle “I ain’t gotta talk the lord defends me, I watch them all fall for going against me cause me and all my Angels shut the devil up………” I rap.

I don't know anymore. I almost stump my feet in frustration but I keep going, dancing with my bitch and swatting unwanted hands from our bodies while glaring daggers at them. A huff leaves my lips as yet another hand tries to grip my waist. “What the heck is wrong with these bastards?” I'm pissed. My friend laughs it off. “They are just being dicks.” “They better be careful or I'll chop their balls off,cook it and hand it to them for breakfast tomorrow morning.” I scoff and that brings another fit of laughter from my dear friend.

🎶🎼 Fat Funny Friend By Maddie Zahm I break the ice… so they don’t see my size… and I have to be nice… or I be next punchline… I’m just the best friend in a Hollywood movie… who only exists to continue the story… the girl gets the guy while I’m standing off screen… so I wait for my cue to be comic relief… Can’t be too loud, can’t be too busy… if I don’t answer now how they still gonna need me… can’t be too proud, can’t be think pretty… do there keep me around so their flaws just seem silly? Life of a funny fat friend… life of a funny fat friend…