Novel & Cerita Funny Raps To Roast Your Friends

Having nothing better to do. It's early Saturday afternoon and yeah so what if I wanted to drown my feels abit ? "They holler at me but it's you. You, this ain't high school. Me and my crew, we can slide through, give it to you whenever you want. Whip it whenever you want" Roxy and Lexi scream at the top of their lungs as we sing loudly to Niki Minaj blasting through the surround sound system. Shaking our ass, dancing like strippers. "Baby, it's yours! Anywhere, everywhere. Baby it's your world, ain't it? (Alright). Baby it's your w-"

She has been having around a weird crowd, and I definitely don’t like her new girl friends, they are rude and think that they can comment on anyone’s appearance just because they are flawless. I see Leo ogling over one of them and I shake my head as Roxy and Richie arrive. I give them both a quick hug and I pull them onto the sitting area while the music starts blasting. Leo walks to the plastics and offers them drinks while they all drool all over him. Roxy finds it extremely funny while I don’t like a little bit. He is my best friend and I don’t want him getting hurt. But hey, he is probably using them as much as they are using him.

I mean, I write poems in these songs dedicated to you when You’re in the mood for empathy, there’s blood in my pen--- "You know I hate you sometimes." I laughed as the song finished. "I love you too buddy." Angelo wiggled his eyebrows at me. “You know you love me too.” "Shut up." I shoved him playfully. "What would you ever do in this life without me-" "I want you out of my head!” I sang GOODBYES by Post Malone on top of my voice to disrupt his train of thought It was specifically meant to make me recognize what an amazing friend he was to me.

“You’re that girl people keep talking about, aren’t you? The slut?” My stomach dropped. The shorter one laughed, grabbing his crotch vulgarly and thrusting his hips forward. “Damn baby. If you can handle three, you think you can handle us? We ain’t got as much money, but we can pay? How much do you need to put that pussy on my face? I got three hundred bucks here.” His friend joined in, using his hands to mimic a blowjob while laughing. “Bet that pussy is all stretched out nice after those men. Come on… don’t be a fucking tease.”

Jumping out the shower, my body dropped to a gangster walk as I slipped the towel across my body, taking off my shower cape, allowing my long straight locks to fall to my shoulders. I superstar slid into my room, my hair brush taking the place of my shower mic as I rapped to the music which was now much more louder and ultimately more enjoyable, allowing the music to take a hold of my body as I rapped to NF, letting the music answer,“ anybody want to hear me rap?!’ No- “Come on let me play a couple tracks,” No- “Come on I can spit really fast!” No- “You think I should throw this in the trash?’

girl: " why are you angry.. you look good in angry too.. but still if you smile.. you look more good.. " me: "I SAY ONCE.. GET LOST FROM MY SIGHT.." girl: "okay.. cool.. why are you roaring like lion.. I will go.. " with that she went... I called my best friend Jack and told him to meet me in bar... I went out of cafe.. now only with him and by drinking I can become clam myself...

'He is too hot and I can't stop fantasizing how great he must be in bed! 'Good for you!' her friend replied. 'After the celebration, you can go ahead and throw yourself at him, that way, you'll find out, first hand!' her friend sneered and she went into fits of giggles. 'I just might!' she promised and her friend scoffed in disbelief and impatience. 'Will you stop talking and listen?' she snapped. 'Lets sing the birthday song for the celebrants!' the MC said. 'Happy birthday to you.....' they all sang

He struggled in the hard clutches of cops who wanted to strangle him. ‘What you thought—you will come back and play dirty and we will let you.’ He sneakers, ‘Here you make a mistake, my friend. Um, sorry, my ex-friend. Neil and I already knew about your dirty plan, so we were ready before hand only with our own payback.’ He smirked, seeing his face turn pale, as he scared him further with his words, Now you are finished." Live your life happily now, in jail. Saying so, he and his friends walked inside, leaving screaming Rahul behind in the clutches of cops. ‘Aryan, you can’t do this; I am your friend; you guys will pay for sure. I will not leave you.’

He quickly forced out a laugh, trying to cover up his awkwardness. Sophia, on the other hand, had been feeling a growing warmth when they first connected, her mind still battling between the idea of Robert as just a friend and...something else. But the moment he laughed—that friendly, stupid-ass laugh—it shattered whatever romantic bullshit had been brewing inside her. Snap out of it, he’s just a friend, she told herself, trying to ignore how flustered she’d been just a second ago.

“Aw! That hurts!” “What you did to me was more painful!” the guys said, furious. I bit my lower lip. I’m trying so hard not to laugh but I can’t help it! I bursts out laughing because of him. “What’s so funny about this? You really want me to break your bones? I don’t care if you’re a girl.” “Shush, mister. I didn’t even notice that you’re a crybaby! Looks could really fool you, huh?” I kicked his face, stood up and sat on the chair. Claps and cheers emerged from the crowd and my friends came running to me.