Funny Short Stories Novels & Stories

He grabbed the hem of his shirt and pulled it off over his head, revealing a hairy chest, and tossed it onto the couch behind him. The room erupted in cheers and claps, like it was the funniest thing they’d seen all night, and I felt my breath catch in my throat as I watched. It didn’t stop there. The next hand went down, and another guy had to peel off his pants, standing there in his boxers while the group razzed him about his skinny legs.

I was out of the building in under four minutes. The underground club was exactly what I needed. It was dark, loud, full of people who didn’t know my last name or my new babysitter. I danced, drank something sweet and strong, and flirted with a guy who had tattoos crawling up his neck. For once, no massive shadow was watching my every move. I was finally having fun and Jax wasn’t here to stop me. That was until the room started tilting. One minute I was laughing, the guy’s hand on my waist. The next, my limbs felt heavy, my thoughts fuzzy and slow.

Johnny’s POV I blinked awake, only to find Aunty Stella standing right by my bed, way too close. She froze the second my eyes opened. I had to bite back a smirk. “Aunty Stella, why are you here?” I asked, pretending to sound innocent. “Uh—I… I just came to check if you’re comfortable,” she stammered, scratching at her head before hurrying out like the room was on fire. I couldn’t help but chuckle under my breath. Ever since she barged into the bathroom and got an eyeful of me, she’d been acting strange. And honestly? I didn’t blame her. After sighting my mighty rod? Most women wouldn’t just forget something like that.

she soberly said. Immediately Belinda was done talking, Rita burst into uncontrollable laughter. She laughed her ribs out while the other party looked as serious as any other thing. To Rita, they looked like clowns who had come to snatch her 6 years old baby from her; everything was indeed laughable to her. After laughing for a while, she addressed the issue one last time.

" Alfi exclaimed. I get irritated and pushing Alfi”s forehead with my index finger. "Hey, you little scum! Do you think I write a mere pure comedy story?! A story that focuses on 1 aspect won”t do any good! A story like Shigatsu wa Kimi no Uso which has a sad story has a good comedy aspect to make people enjoy the story! And what do you mean by inferior story anyway? Your story is lower than this one! A Nijikon who doesn’t care about his life and he is a weirdo and perv? Hah! Don”t make me laugh!" I exclaimed irritated.

His mouth was warm and a bit beery, and I counted in my head—one, two, three—feeling his hand tentatively on my arm. At ten, I pulled back, wiping my mouth with the back of my hand, cheeks hot. "There, happy? That was nothing." Mike blinked, touching his lips. "Whoa, Angela, you've got skills. My heart's racing." The others teased him mercilessly, and I laughed it off, but inside, a thrill zipped through me. Okay, that wasn't so bad. Kinda fun, actually. Rounds kept rolling—truths spilling out about secret crushes and awkward boners in public, dares like chugging a mystery drink that turned out to be straight vodka mixed with hot sauce.

Freya’s P.O.V I lay on my stomach next to my best friend. She was lying beside me on my bed while we surfed with my laptop. We were watching short free videos of girls giving blow jobs and letting the guy cum all over their faces and even in their mouths. “Eeeww, gud, that looks so gross! How can they do that!” blurted Brenda. “I don't know, most of them look like they like it. Do you think they are drunk or fucking high or something?

My voice came out softer than I wanted. “You can.” His hand moved. His fingers brushed over my wrist as he turned the page. It was not an accident. I felt the rough pad of his thumb slide slowly across the inside of my wrist. He left it there for a second longer than he needed to. “But you have to stop being scared of the heat. This story has real heat in it, Lila. Don’t sand it down. Don’t make it polite. Write the dirty truth.”

“Emma, come here.” “But, I need to….” She tried to pull away from me. I knew she wanted to set her books down, and I knew she hated that I was touching her, but I needed my friends fixed, both of them, and there was only one person who could do that. He was telling a story as we approached, and I didn’t want to interrupt, but I also couldn’t wait too long either. “And then, wouldn’t you know it, but that bear totally left my lunchbox alone and ate every last crumb of my brother’s sandwich!” The kids standing around Mr. Horton’s desk laughed as if that was the funniest thing they’d ever heard in their lives. “And that’s why you don’t always have to be fast—you just have to be faster than the

I gave a small laugh at Sir's words while everyone else in the OT room cheered and expressed their approval. "Sir, if Mahnoor could make a blockhead like Haider fall for her head over heels then I am sure the rest is a piece of cake." Fahad bhai interjected and the whole room erupted into laughter once more. Really grateful, Allah.