Funny Sister Memes Novels & Stories

"Since she's got so much money, why didn't she hire a caregiver for her own mother?" "She's a monster! If she treats her own mother like this, there's no way she's a responsible doctor to her patients. We won't feel at ease knowing that our family members are in her care." "Fire her! Get rid of that heartless monster!" Someone started throwing rotten eggs at me, and a woman even lunged at me to hit me. Amy recorded all of this on her live stream, of course, garnering even more traffic online. She also pretended to stand defensively in front of me, crying out, "Don't treat my sister like that!"

“She’s been… strange lately.” I forced a laugh. “No, not at all. Maybe she’s just stressed. You know how she gets.” It was a weak excuse, but she accepted it. Or maybe she wanted to believe it. The thought of her sister and her fiancé sharing a secret that could destroy her — no, she couldn’t even begin to imagine it. And yet, the more I tried to pretend, the more the truth gnawed at me.

Not only that, but they don't want to mess with a Demoness. Rex laughs out loud, hugging his stomach. He laughs so hard that my sister's eyes twitch. "Are you done?" My sister asked with a sharp tone over her shoulder at Rex. "Oh, man." Wiping a tear from his eyes. "That's hilarious. Do you have a picture?" "No."

Refusing to be an ass, he let go of my hands and quickly took Samantha’s in a firm shake. “In the flesh.” He revealed his dazzling lady smile that had me rolling my eyes heavenward. What a traitor. He was going to pay for this. “I am Samantha.” She smiled dearly at him, “Of course, the Undead Sister.” He added up causing Samantha to cackle up. I wish I shared her sense of humor. And notice the sarcasm. “Right. Sounds like fantasy.” She accompanied her words with a little giggle before looking at me.

Like he was waiting to see how far I would go to deny it. My sister laughed softly, completely unaware of the tension suffocating the space between us. “You two are already getting along,” she said, clearly pleased. “That’s good.” Getting along? If only she knew. I forced a small smile, my hands clenched at my sides to stop them from shaking. “I think I should go, I need to freshen up” I said suddenly. Too fast. Too desperate. Both of them noticed. My sister frowned. “Already?” “I’m just… tired.”

Corbin says practically beaming at me while his sister just nods enthusiastically “What it I don’t want a mate.” I counter.Of course I want a mate sometimes it’s just fun to pull on their legs. The next thing I know though is my sister shrieking like she just got stabbed by a knife. “ I’m fucking with you calm down before you bust eardrums” I scream at her. Kelly of course isn’t very thrilled with my joke and side eyes me the rest of the way home.

“Sis, I know you’re busy. But I was honestly so happy about getting the apartment today. I just wanted to share that with my family. Do you... not approve of me buying a place of my own?” I was struck by her sheer absurdity. I murmured, “I’ve just been really swamped—” My mother scoffed. “Too swamped to take two seconds to tap the ‘like’ button? “You’ve always been like this. Ever since you were little, you couldn’t stand seeing your sister happy.” Her words hit me like a ton of bricks. Long-buried memories came flooding back. In middle school, I came first in the entire grade. My parents completely missed my parent-teacher conference because Daphne had taken a minor tumble.

A real sister? Those fake words almost make my throat laugh out loud right at her face.

“C’mon, Lala”, my best friend Meme begs. “My brother won’t let me go if I don’t bring you along”. Kyle is Meme’s brother, who is two years older than us. Even he knows she’s… Promiscuous is putting it nicely!

I say desperately expecting the worst She pushes off the door, steps closer, voice dropping to this husky whisper that shouldn’t sound as hot as it does. “First I was thinking you could....maybe.. 'fuck me" She says sharply with a smile and playful tone like it was that simple, the humor almost made me laugh. "Right here. Right now. Get it out of your system.” “No. No way in hell. You are my sister” She laughs softly “Aw. So moral, so pure. Wasn't so pure when I saw you jerking off” She chuckle, and came closer “We’re not even blood, dummy. It’s just… fun.”