Funny Smut Novels & Stories

But she was already reading it out. 2Tall2Bottom: U into anonymous gloryholes? I host (⁠•⁠‿⁠•⁠) I peeked through my fingers. "Why are they all talking like GTA strip club NPCs?!" She was crying with laughter. "Mate, this is normal for hookup sites. Here see, this one straight up sent, Wyd with a dick pic attached. At least he's got humor. “Let me put my dick in dat booty." She snickered at the play of words of my username.

it seems she will peel her skin off "Shit....I shouldn't use water proof..why don't they wipe off easiky...but one second..if it is waterproof then how it can smudge to me chin " Ava was blabbering anything in tension Sana couldn't control her laugh "God...look how much u get scared..Ava...u are really so cute " Ava realise she was making fun of her... " But yours is not waterproof and I must say my brother has such a big mouth " Ava replied with an evil smirk...Sana hurriedly put her hand on her mouth...both look at each other and burst out laughing...

Though she hadn’t met the Brazilian man in person, from the description Libia gave, he seemed like a narcissistic, misanthropic, and selfish guy. “He sounds like quite the character,” Suzanne said with a small smile. Libia took a deep breath. “I know, but I really like him,” she admitted for the first time out loud. “I know it’s stupid, I’m sure he doesn’t want anything serious with me.” Suzanne felt sorry seeing the sadness on her friend’s face. “You know what they say, you can have fun with the wrong guy while waiting for the right one,” Suzanne tried to cheer her up.

"You love that don't you... now I'm really gonna fuck you!" Emma slowly started to finger fuck Lucie, getting her used to all 4 fingers which didn't take as long as she thought it would. Then she sped up, slamming her hand into her friend who by now was low screaming in pleasure. Her fingers making obscenely loud squelching noises every time she plunged back into Lucie's soaked twat.

“Don’t call me sweetheart, and it’s not book p**n. It’s called smut.” “Smut,” I repeat. “Such a fancy way to say p**n, huh?” I tilt my head, still holding the book out of her reach. “So tell me, what’s the smut doing to you?” “Kai, stop.” She pauses, eyes narrowing like a warning. She’s too mad at me for the shit I’m about to pull, but I don’t really care. It’s either this or I let her bury herself in her precious smut while pretending I don’t exist, probably imagining the two of us as the lead characters anyway.

“Fuck, that’s hot. Can I fuck your ass one day?” “Fuck no,” he said climbing off the bed. “Not gonna happen, big guy,” he said eyeing my dick. He laughed to himself. “Not with that,” I chuckled as he turned around to stand up. I witnessed him take a step, wince and drops to the floor with a thud. “Fuck, you broke my back,” ***** UNEDITED A little fluff and smut for ya’ll before business.

“I bet you keep a straight face while your panties are getting soaked.” Her legs shook, and I knew she was trying to close them.I smirked. “I bet you are soaked even now.” I moved to her side, my hand touching her belly. “Dirty little slut, getting excited to die, innit?”Her body rose as her skin tried to keep contact with my gloved hand.“Tell me, doll, where should I start?” I leaned down, whispering in her ear. “Should I play with your nipples first?” My fingers took one of them between and pinched it. “Should I make you scream from pain?” I twisted, but all I got was a soft gasp. “Or maybe you are more into impact play?” I slapped her breast, making it jiggle. “I’m gonna take a picture of

Hmm, freedom, fresh air, and sunrise. ''You'll do whatever I want you to do'' that actually made me laugh, so hard that I was clutching my stomach as I threw my head back. ''I'm not a puppet'' I mumbled after my laughter died down, wiping the side of my eyes. ''No, you are a slut, no'' he smirked as my face contorted with disgust ''you'll be my slut that is.''

Brutal sex like I'd never done before. Caroline moaned. She seemed to be disturbed by the sound of my foot stomping. I smoked a cigarette while calming down after all that had happened between us. She was indeed a satisfying slut and never refused any style I wanted. This was the first time a woman in hot, dirty sex had sucked my sperm out. I knew Caroline was going to throw up, but she held it in and swallowed it all.

"What?" "For my husband to finish what he fucking started." Sammy took the lube bottle from the bedside table and squirted some into her hand. "What, you thought I forgot about what you promised? You wanted to love me, to take it slow. So we did that, and I loved you for your restraint." She kissed me softly as she stroked my dick, spreading the lube on it. "Then you started fucking me, and I loved you for your passion." Another kiss, harder this time. "Now? Now I want you to show me what you were going to do that second night, the night you made me choose a safeword. 'Rutabaga.' I remembered it. But I don't think-- " My smart little slut gave my cock a squeeze. " -- I'm eeever going to need