Funny Smut Novels & Stories

“Ever since I saw two angelic eyes staring back at me with an outstretched hand over the rock, ten years back, my wolf and I instantly fell in love with our saviour. I never knew my luck would shine so bright that I would get you as my mate. When I almost lost you during that night of the attack, believe it or not but a part of my soul died. It was the scariest time of my life and that is when I realized that I could not live a second more without you. So Samantha Stone- the mistress of my heart, Luna to my wolf, Alpha to my body, life giver to my soul, Yin to my Yang, and finally …. ” “Fart to your poop” “Flush to your toilet” “Frog to your prince” “Monster to your angel” “Stinky sock to yo

THEMES: Nightclub, Lesbian love, LGBTQ, Dom- Sub energy, bodily discovery, Funatari. KINKS: Belt play, Foot play, foot fuck, Tit play, Tit fuck, Dirty talk, Size tease, Eye contact control. LESSY'S POV I take my time there, sucking it like candy, my tongue poking at the pee hole in the middle. Feeling that Dnaria shudders again, and I peek up to see her closing her eyes briefly.

"Fuck, I promise you're going to sit for breakfast with my cum dripping through your panties while I smile at your mom, thinking what I've done to her daughter without her knowing." "You're sick," I moaned, but I cum twice more before he even finished. He pulled out, and his cum pulled a rope across my stomach. He rubbed it with his palm, smearing it like he was drawing something. I lay there, coated in him, inside and out, watching him smear his cum on my skin until even my pussy clenched. "Let's quickly go and take a shower before our parents come down and find us like this," he said. "It'll be too bad if we get caught."

Without hesitation, Lolita sliced her p*ssy with her fingers like hell, giving her a delightful orgasm. Messing crazily, Mary they screamed simultaneously, “F*ck me!” Promptly, my hanged–balls jerked up, foundation of thick topes of juices boiling out of my balls. Joining them with a coarse groan, their sweat–slick bodies shivered with spasm. Meanwhile, I saluted their crazy play with an added flavour with my right hand, while ropes spurt out of my firm c*ck. I groaned until the last foundation formed out of my bone marrow, my girls slumping in each other's firm holds. Each boob embracing each other, their n*ppl*s delicately caressing each other in a slight motion.

Holy shit. I took a deep breath so as not to laugh out loud. But I kept looking at him. It was like watching a bullshit-style porn. Ramirez looked like a comedian who has never been with a hot woman. And the girl looked like the busty blonde who didn't care about the disgusting ones made. I watched when they walked away, Ramirez breathless and the woman sketching a malicious smile. Holy shit. Prostitutes were too many liars. Did she pretend she liked that shit? Did all women have this capacity installed in their DNA?

He says in a husky tone, loud enough for his companion to hear. A large smile stains her face, “I know I said no threesomes,” she hums, swaying side to side. “But I do find it super-hot when people watch me getting fucked like a dirty little slut.” She moans as she cups her breasts, jiggles them in her hands, and winks at me. “That's because you are a slut!” I hiss, trying to lunge at her as I reach out, attempting to claw her eyes out.

"Well lover, I guess we had better take your big cock out from between my sweet cheeks and clean it up. I hope you used the strawberry lube." The camera steadied again, and we watched Bill's cock slide out of her asshole and he zoomed in so their viewers could see her open asshole close up. His cock was glistening and still hard. Ann farted what we presume was an unscripted cum fart and we heard unscripted laughter from both of them. Ellie and I also burst out laughing, interrupting our silent watching of the porno. Ann said "Oops!" still laughing. "Well, I don't know what to say about that my lover. You've obviously stretched my ass well." Still bent over she ran a finger over her asshole a

The smoothie or the cock? "Both...you think you're funny, but they're both amazing." Her fingers trailed over the head, probing the slit with a fingertip and grinning, "You know, I'm sort of a cumslut, but after a cum-covered corn dog and now a smoothie, I'm even more into it. Maybe you could give me another shot of that banana cream?"

he continued, “look at you raising your ass to meet my smacks, do you enjoy getting smacked like a dirty slut?” Hmm? I didn’t know that he was such a talker. That he could talk this dirty during sex. With him, sex was just an endless thrusting session with no talks at all, it was brutal and feral and ravaging but this? The way he was talking dirty like this? It was unexplainable. “You haven’t answered me,” another smack, “do you enjoy getting smacked like a dirty little slut?” “Yes,” I whimpered in my utterly aroused state, “yes please.”

It was the sluttiest thing he had ever seen. With a moan of pleasure, Simon let go. Warm, milky, creamy-thick cum pumped out of his cock, and spurted across both their faces. Great dollops of it kept pumping out of him, landing on their cheeks, their foreheads, their outstretched tongues, some of it even in their hair. With a final shudder, Simon let the last of his load splash onto Lisa's and Tilly's upturned faces. They were both streaked with cum, some of it already starting to drip down onto their tits. The two girls looked up at Simon, both of them giving him happy, beautifully naughty smiles. They looked every bit as satisfied as Simon felt.