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"Yeah, that’s it, slut. Nice and wet. Mmm. Suck it like the p**n star you are. Did you like being on Pornhub for a few moments? Just being a random slut online for the world to see?" Emma didn’t respond, but she sucked and slurped harder, which didn’t go unnoticed. "Mmm, you did, didn’t you? Men watching you get fucked by a sixty-year-old man like a slut. Jerking off, wishing it was them fucking you. Mmm... fuck, you’re good. Take that fucking blouse off." Emma did as instructed. The dirty, oily smell of Rob’s van added to the naughtiness of it all. She was supposed to be in her office now, working on accounts. Instead, she was sucking cock in a filthy van.

“I bet you love watching your old man fuck your little sister, don’t you! You sick fuck!” Holy moly! Evidently Sienna had struck the right chord on this perverted sot. For as soon as she said the words ‘fuck your little sister,’ the man’s cock began to grow – inflating like a water balloon in the sink. The more she stroked, the more he expanded. Meanwhile, the host made sure to run around checking each couple for proper penetration with an erect penis. “5...4...” he was yelling.

She stroked my throbbing cock with deliberate slowness, her soft palm gliding up and down the shaft while her thumb circled the swollen cap, smearing the thick beads of precum that leaked from the slit. I bit down on my lip to stifle a guttural groan, fuck her touch was worlds apart from Jenna's hesitant fumbling. This was pure expertise, decades of knowing exactly how to unravel a man with every twist and squeeze, her fingers curling just right to hit that sensitive spot under the ridge.

He smiled politely and headed to his home office. I couldn’t stop staring as he walked away. His powerful frame, the quiet authority in his stride… I caught myself twirling a lock of hair. Later, I texted my friend Sam: “DILF ALERT. Her husband is insanely hot. I want to ride him right in that office chair. I’d drop under his desk in a heartbeat. Queen Slut status incoming?” Sam and I laughed about it in our volleyball group chat. It was all fantasy..or so I told myself. Our “Queen Slut” title went to whoever had done the wildest thing lately. The previous holder had sucked off two different guys in one night.

"You suck like you were made for it." She moaned around him. His cock jumped in her mouth. He pulled out suddenly. Her lips were swollen, chin slick. "Desk. Bend over." She scrambled up, leaned over the polished surface. His hand smoothed over her ass. Then he smacked it. Hard. She yelped. "Quiet. You can take more." He parted her cheeks, spit between them. Rubbed it in. His finger pressed at her tighter hole. "We haven’t used this yet." Her body froze.

Sam laughed, saying, "Mary, Marla, whatever. She's just a cheap cocksucker." Marla corrected him, her voice strained and humiliated. "It's Marla," she said, her words slurred by the cum on her face. Sam and Hal both laughed, the sound echoing in Marla's ears as she knelt there, her face a mess of cum and makeup. She knew she was just a prop, a punchline for the joke, but she couldn't deny the heat between her legs, the way her pussy throbbed with need.

He gazes at how my creamy cunt juices just trickle out of my highly excited wet little hole. His fingers stop again and he presses gently against my tight puckered little asshole. His long fingers are wet from my nectar as he presses firmly until his finger just easily slips into me. “Fuckkkk!” I cry out in sheer pleasure as I whimper but Frank only smiles, the side of his lips tugging up in a way that makes him look boyish. “Slut, now you are ready to take all of my hard cock and have my entire load inside you.” The sensation of his breath against my ear and my neck sends shivers down my spine and tingles right down to my engorged clit.

Smokey replied. "OMG, that is so fucking hilarious! She's playing you so well and you're in hook line and sinker. I've never known you to be a weak stupid man who couldn't see through manipulation as blatant as she's doing. Really wondering if you just don't want to see? SMDH" Sam replied back.

"Get out of my f*cking house! Go home because if I come out in the next ten minutes and find you guys out there, it won't be pretty." *** **** A/N// A reader asked for smut before the ceremony even though there will be smut after it...either way did I deliver?🤣🚶

I myself find both women and men attractive, but the pastime of pleasuring a woman is a hard one to beat. We had finished discussing the book, but as always we took our chatter late on into the evening. The wine had clearly taken effect, as had the content of the book. Suddenly they all seemed to think it was funny to post their bums and bra clad boobs as their profile pictures, asking the rest of us what we thought the lead character would like to do to that.