Funny Supernatural Quotes Novels & Stories

The supernaturals' wines and drinks were known for their quality and strength—strong enough to get him drunk and strong enough to unalive a human if consumed excessively. “Relax, you’ll only have half a glass of each. You wanted to try them out, remember?” I didn’t expect him to take my snarky comment, the other day, seriously.

“Tell me everything again. Every detail. Every rule. Every requirement. If there’s a loophole, we’ll find it.” We worked through the night, coffee turning to energy drinks as the sun rose. We were surrounded by printouts and notes and half-formed theories when Vivienne suddenly leaned forward. “Wait,” she said, pulling up an article on ancient spiritual practices. “Look at this. It says that supernatural entities don’t actually want death or souls—those are just currencies they understand. What they really crave is acknowledgment. Recognition. Being remembered and honored.” I leaned over her shoulder, reading the text. “So instead of a life… we could offer remembrance?”

When I was six years old, I came down with a terrible fever. Doris carried me through a blizzard and begged a clinic doctor to treat me. She spent her entire life pinching pennies, setting aside every dollar for my future wedding. "Mark, ghosts are easier to deal with than people. A ghost just wants your life, but people will strip you to the bone." She used to say it while sipping her tea. ‘Doris, you were wrong. ‘In this world, people are far more poisonous than ghosts.’

He preferred his garlic on his garlic bread and not somewhere around her neck or worse. "But miss Helena, they disappeared. I ain't never heard of vampires going poof". Joe flicked his fingers outwards to give more effect. "What about the gun? Have you ever heard of ghosts that get scared and run away from bullets?" she challenged The audacity! Xander laughed again, leaning back and getting more comfortable. Did she honestly think a little gun and some garlic could do anything to him?

He was abruptly interrupted. "I know what a parapsychologist is, thank you. The study of the unknown," Vivian interjected, displaying her knowledge. The British man smiled, his eyes fixed on Vivian. "Of course you do. Well, you see, I believe so much in the existence of the supernatural world and its incredible creatures like werewolves and vampires. But I haven't been fortunate enough to come across one before. Anyone who has encountered them must be really special," he said, his voice filled with longing.

“You know, I still worry about people thinking I’m crazy for believing in these things. People here don’t blink an eye anymore of it.” “Don’t worry about it. You aren’t crazy. People sleep better if they don’t believe. They consider out of the ordinary or supernatural. I always thought. Oddly, we consider supernatural creatures outside of natural and unnatural. Yet they’re supposed to be here before we humans were. They connect many like the boggart and bogan to nature. I see it almost like racial insensitivity. But in this case, its species insensitivity.” “Never thought of that. Thanks for listening and giving your okay.” Eddie got out of there before Gabby. Got too metaphysical on him. It

she asked a little bit scared. “My spot” she replied and Clara led her to a clearing. “So what’s your power?” “Apart from looking good, I have other attributes. I’m strong and fast. And so is every other supernatural out there if you cared to open a history book” she said dryly. “Okay I’m uninformed stop rubbing it in my face” she said. “What kind of friend would I be if I just watch you waste away and be corrupted” she said with big eyes. “Can you just tell me what I need to know?” she asked.

“It is a changed place now.” “Changed?” “I mean, there have been murders in the past, and now it is a military training ground.” I nodded, “What a pity.” “I heard you are one of the best eh, ghost, supernatural doctors around. I don't like the word medium as it reminds me of someone dishonest who is always after your money.” I chuckled. “There are many charlatans,” “My granddaughter told me a lot about you.” I looked at Josephine and felt flushed, heat on my neck.