Zombie Funny Quotes Novels & Stories

," Jimmy ask tapping her. He did not intend to ask that question but since she went mute after calming Jasper and Sharon down, he decided to bring her back to reality but she suddenly came back uttering nonsense, maybe it's nonsense to them but not to her. "Vampires and zombies," Lena answered Jimmy's questions. "Vampires and zombies?,"Jimmy ask and she nodded in confirmation. "Why are you suddenly talking about vampires and zombies?" Maverick ask. "Huh ?" She arch her brows as she stared at him then at Sharon. "Aunt?" Jimmy tap her again. "Why are you talking about vampires and zombies?" He ask "Ohh that!," she let out a nervous smile. "That was nothing. I just remembered a movie I watched

It seemed even the military personnel had realized that the zombies were simply impossible to wipe out. The neighborhood was quiet, but abnormally so. We occasionally heard some zombie roars, and there was no one alive in sight. Joyce looked out the window curiously at the zombies roaming around outside. "Mommy, why won't they stop walking?" She still couldn't understand life and death. I said cajolingly, "Because they're very ill and can't go home. If you see people like them outside, remember to hide, okay? Or you won't be able to come home, too. Do you understand me?"

Dan gripped a machete in his hand, but it was useless against mutated zombies. Just as one of them lunged forward, about to bite through Dan’s neck, I stood on the second-floor balcony, holding a cup of coffee, calmly looking down at the scene below. “Ruth,” I said lightly, “they’re too loud.” From the shadows behind me, Ruth stepped forward and simply glanced down at the yard. “Boom!” In an instant, the zombies were crushed flat against the ground by the overwhelming force of gravity. The sound of bones shattering rang out, and a moment later, they were all reduced to pulp.

"Good. Now, can we please watch something less depressing than house renovations? I need mindless entertainment." I laughed, grateful for the subject change. "What did you have in mind?" "How about that new zombie series everyone's talking about? Nothing says 'forget your boy problems' like watching people get eaten alive." "Sounds perfect."

I shrug that thought away as he started talking. I notice that whenever he's talking or making a speech, he's not making any sense on some part and just keep on blabbering words, and in my point of view, it is somehow annoying. He's wasting time by blabbering nonsense, time is moving quickly, the UVirus is spreading fast, and given what we've witnessed the day before yesterday and yesterday itself tells that the effect of the UVirus is a zombie apocalypse. If he will keep on doing this, I bet the whole world's population will turn into zombies.

he said and glanced at the zombies, roaming about as they went on with their work. "Some of these zombies do act strange. It got me wondering most times" he scratched his hair and looked at Oscar with the corner of his eyes without Oscar noticing that he was staring at him. Freddy noticed that Oscar was deep in thought and was not paying attention to him. "Hey, are you listening to me?" He shoved Oscar who came back to earth while blinking his eyes rapidly. "What did you say?" "I said these zombies are just acting strange lately. I do not know about yours, but mine are weird. I feel maybe it is because of the different X-blood maggots that are used in their creation," he shrugged as Oscar si

“Did you sleep?” She shook her head and sat on the bed. “Not a chance. You?” “Nope.” I forced a laugh. “Guess we’re both zombies now.” She smirked, but her eyes were tired. “Justin would tell us to quit being dramatic.” That got a real laugh out of me. “Yeah, he’d say we’re acting like the world’s ending.” “Let’s keep busy then.” She stood and grabbed her jacket. “A walk might clear our heads.” I hesitated but nodded. “Fine. Anything’s better than staring at these walls.”

"That's big coming from you considering the last grand mistake you did or are we still not talking about 'Little red Riding Hood'?" Zaros let out a loud laugh at the sight of Lucien's glare as he evaded his punch. It was a joke that had spanned years and yet it never failed to make him laugh and his best friend ready to go postal. "You are an asshole, as always." Lucien murmured, irritation lining his voice as Zaros winded down from his loud laugh. It was rare to see the Blood Immortal so free and expressive and it brought somewhat of a smile to his face-despite the fact that it was a jibe aimed at him.

"Oh yeah? Well, I’m more than just a zombie dead!" "You know how in those movies and games people kill zombies and they get a second death? Well, I’m the undead zombie!" I declare, pointing at myself with a goofy sense of triumph despite feeling awful and in so much pain. "What? That doesn’t even make any sense!" Mia retorts laughing, but then she groans and holds her head again, falling back onto the couch. "Yes, it does!" I reply, and we dive back into our playful rivalry over who feels more dead.

* *RRRRAAAAA! "BAD BREATH ZOMBIES COME AND CHASING ME !!! NYE NYE NYE NYE!!!"- Raymart even though his face is too scared and in any minute he can wet himself Raymart still has done his job nicely "this idiot Raymart he is calling those zombies as bad breath, then can we also consider him as a zombie? because he is also had an awful breath ahahaha"- Phil "Phil dont make me laugh im currently in so much tense here!"- Timot