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Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse
It seemed even the military personnel had realized that the zombies were simply impossible to wipe out.
The neighborhood was quiet, but abnormally so. We occasionally heard some zombie roars, and there was no one alive in sight.
Joyce looked out the window curiously at the zombies roaming around outside. "Mommy, why won't they stop walking?"
She still couldn't understand life and death.
I said cajolingly, "Because they're very ill and can't go home. If you see people like them outside, remember to hide, okay? Or you won't be able to come home, too. Do you understand me?"
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Finding Love Abroad
He laughs but shuts up.
“Ok, listen, while we are on the topic of quotes, I have some funny, sarcastic ones,” he says and opens his phone to read some.
“Two wrongs, don’t make a right, take your parents as an example,” I laugh. I can use it on anyone who messes with my friends.
“Tell me more,” I urge him.
“Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs,” I chuckle.
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Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse
Dan gripped a machete in his hand, but it was useless against mutated zombies.
Just as one of them lunged forward, about to bite through Dan’s neck, I stood on the second-floor balcony, holding a cup of coffee, calmly looking down at the scene below.
“Ruth,” I said lightly, “they’re too loud.”
From the shadows behind me, Ruth stepped forward and simply glanced down at the yard.
“Boom!”
In an instant, the zombies were crushed flat against the ground by the overwhelming force of gravity. The sound of bones shattering rang out, and a moment later, they were all reduced to pulp.
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A Secretive Deal with My Billionaire Boss
"Good. Now, can we please watch something less depressing than house renovations? I need mindless entertainment."
I laughed, grateful for the subject change. "What did you have in mind?"
"How about that new zombie series everyone's talking about? Nothing says 'forget your boy problems' like watching people get eaten alive."
"Sounds perfect."
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One In A Million
I shrug that thought away as he started talking.
I notice that whenever he's talking or making a speech, he's not making any sense on some part and just keep on blabbering words, and in my point of view, it is somehow annoying. He's wasting time by blabbering nonsense, time is moving quickly, the UVirus is spreading fast, and given what we've witnessed the day before yesterday and yesterday itself tells that the effect of the UVirus is a zombie apocalypse. If he will keep on doing this, I bet the whole world's population will turn into zombies.
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Harvey York's Rise to Power
Harvey shot back.
"Oh, the loser's angry." The short-haired woman let out a dry smile.
"I don't need to get angry with a person who's going to die soon," Harvey said calmly. "A reminder. Inside that salmon are hundreds of Zombie Bug eggs. You can't see it with your naked eye. If you eat it, in just half a month, the Zombie Bugs will multiply in your body and clean your brain. You'll become a real walking corpse."
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HALLOWEEN
he said and glanced at the zombies, roaming about as they went on with their work.
"Some of these zombies do act strange. It got me wondering most times" he scratched his hair and looked at Oscar with the corner of his eyes without Oscar noticing that he was staring at him.
Freddy noticed that Oscar was deep in thought and was not paying attention to him.
"Hey, are you listening to me?" He shoved Oscar who came back to earth while blinking his eyes rapidly.
"What did you say?"
"I said these zombies are just acting strange lately. I do not know about yours, but mine are weird. I feel maybe it is because of the different X-blood maggots that are used in their creation," he shrugged as Oscar si
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Regretting Divorce
They called him a gentleman for not hurting her with fists or kicks.
Hunter flashed his white teeth to her, which struck her like a dart.
"Tut tut, the virus rotted more than your skin. Your teeth and hair... They're gone. It wouldn't be wrong to call you a zombie, you know. Except that you're looking uglier than a zombie." Zara squeezed her eyes shut to unsee that expression he was sporting.
"That's all you can do, loser. Laugh."
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Unstoppable Desire (English)
I shook my head and went to sit across Audrey.
She was laughing at the quotes on the wall.
“These are hilarious,” she said, reading one aloud:
‘I don’t need you to brag about me, I just don’t want you to deny me in front of people. – FART!’
Her laughter burst out, filling the café. I just stared, completely captivated. Every laugh, every sparkle in her eyes, it was contagious.
“Here’s another one!” she giggled.
‘What a life! Eggs every single day… eggs, eggs, eggs… Do you know who said that?’ Her eyes gleamed mischievously.
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Why Are you Still In My Brain?
I start with a small giggle on my face.
“I spent my day work all day, mmm at my family company” I laugh. “W-what! That was so boring” Z laughs. “Huh, and I got drunk in the middle of the night, in my bedroom floor, and woke up on couch all the time” I end. Both of us laughing because of the story, our faces are getting red because of the laugh. “Oh, my goodness! That’s insane!” Z tried to stop her laughs and leave a little giggle on her face. “Yeah, my life was insane!” I laugh softly.
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Frequently Asked Questions
Zombie apocalypse quotes? Oh, I live for this stuff! One of my all-time favorites has to be from 'Shaun of the Dead': 'You've got red on you.' It’s so simple yet darkly hilarious because it’s delivered in the middle of absolute chaos. Another gem is from 'Zombieland': 'Nut up or shut up.' It’s the kind of line that makes you wanna cheer while also being painfully practical for survival. And who could forget 'The Walking Dead'? Rick’s 'They’re screwing with the wrong people' is iconic, but for laughs, I prefer Eugene’s 'I’m smarter than you. I’m better than you. I’m faster than you. I’m… not faster than you.'
Then there’s 'Dead Snow,' where a character yells, 'We’re fighting Nazi zombies!' as if it’s the most absurd thing ever—which it is. And 'Return of the Living Dead' gives us 'Send more paramedics,' a line so ridiculous it loops back to genius. If you want a mix of horror and humor, these quotes are gold. They remind us that even in the face of undead terror, laughter might just be the best weapon.
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