Novel & Cerita Funny Supernatural Quotes

I asked in the most innocent voice I could muster. The soldier in front of me spoke over his shoulder in a hushed tone so that his superiors couldn’t hear. “We’re hunting supernaturals,” he said. “I’m sorry,” I said, meekly. “Do you mean like Superman and Batman? They’re real?” “Where are you from, girl?” the soldier laughed. He was joined by a few others who were close enough to hear. “I wasn’t trying to be funny. I just don’t understand what you mean by supernatural,” I said with a hurt tone.

"Hey demon, despite you're very strong, I got so many people on my side, why should I be afraid of you?" Lucas shook his head and thought of them as a group of fools who thought highly of themselves. "Oh right, do you guys know where's the treasure of the Spooky Ocean of the northern area?" Lucas looked at the Rank 6 Celestial Honorable Ranked Undead Spirit Family and asked. "Hahaha!!!" The Rank 6 Celestial Honorable Ranked Undead Spirit Family burst into laughter instead. "Hey demon, I've lost count of how people ask me such questions but all of them met with the same fate, and that was dead."

Amber snapped at the exact same time Cassandra yelled, “She crushed my phone!” The headache that had been forming earlier exploded into full force. “And attacking each other, fighting with your claws out, seemed like the best solution?” My voice dropped to that dangerous level that made people step back. “Because in your clearly idiotic-induced brains, you have forgotten that people cannot find out that the supernatural exists. And it is very clear that the people here are humans.” “I—” Amber started.

If only wishes were horses. Her chuckles, unfortunately, graduate to full-blown hacking coughs, and Sandara is again by her side, patting her chest gently to prevent her from choking on her saliva. Now, it is Lia’s turn to feel awkward, as she wonders how a mere snicker can balloon into something else. She believes, for a moment, that Karma has caught up with her, but then she remembers that for witches and other members of the supernatural world, such things are non-existent. “Take it easy, now. You can laugh at me all you want when you’re much stronger.”

The host chuckled, masking a hint of envy in her voice. "Welcome to 81.9 GistFM, I'm Aaaa-manda, and we're ready to delve into something spooky today. Though Halloween isn't here yet, we'll be discussing the supernatural, including Vampires, Werewolves, Ghosts, and even Witches. If young ones are tuned in, you might want to switch off the radio. But first, let's get down to business - do you believe in these supernatural entities? Miranda halted.

Levi says, his lips pursing as he searches his memory for any instance that could relate. “Anything is possible in the world of supernatural beings.” Lucern says, speaking up for the first time since he entered the sitting room attached to his bedroom. “We have only seen the surface of what is possible with our lovely mate.” He flashes me a loving smile, turning my insides to jelly at the sight of his two perfect dimples. “Suck up!” Levi scoffs under his breath, a cheery smile plastered to his face. Lucern answers his comment with an eye roll, choosing not to respond to Levi’s childishness.

"Do you believe in ghosts?" "Ghosts?" I knew I would confuse him. But I had to ask, I had too much going on to be worried about wether I was actually being haunted or not. "Yeah, you know, ghosts. They Haunt people, shout boo, speak in a whisper... I mean some of them, well, some of them might even glow." It didn't take long for him to start laughing at me while I inadvertently began to playfully sulk. "Don't laugh at me."

“Excuse me sir, could you repeat what you just said?” “My best friend’s ghost is in my house and it is laughing at me. I think it wants to kill me. Send help please, I don’t wanna die “Sure thing, sir. Wait a minute let me ask my grandmother for the Ghostbusters number or maybe I’ll get R.L. Stine to look into it, maybe one of his books has an explanation..” “What? This is not a joke, I’m serious” “Have a nice day, sir.” The line went dead.

I sat down hard on the rug. “What. What. How. I’m actually a wolf? Like… fur and paws and howling?” I fumbled for my phone, hands shaking, opened Reddit and hammered out a post: r/OddHappenings Title: Suddenly hearing a woman’s voice in my head calling herself my wolf. Am I haunted or just losing it? Top comment in 0.3 seconds: You’re definitely haunted. Try holy water. Second comment: Exorcist. Now. Third comment:

said Sam casually. Luna shook her head quickly at Sam's words. “No, I don't believe in something like that, it's just that imagining it is terrifying! Have you ever watched a movie about zombies? They are so horrible, covered in blood, and eat people! Not to mention other ghosts that can enter the human soul! Oh, that's terrible!” said Luna with a sharp glare. “You said you didn't believe it, so why imagine things that don't exist?!” quipped Sam with a very annoyed expression.