Funny Titans Aot Novels & Stories

Jeston ranted at him. Because of that, Titania broke into laughter. The two men averted their gaze at her as they gave her a confused look. 'Why is she laughing? Is there anything funny about my statement?' Jeston wondered to himself. Sensing the strange gaze the two men were giving her, Titania spoke up to explain to them the reason why she suddenly laughed. "I just find both of you very cute. You look like a couple who are arguing with each other because you were both worried about each other's safety. So sweet!"

I rub a hand down my face and mutter under my breath, “I’m not walking away, Little Rabbit.” “Now, if I’m not mistaken…” I tense and spin around fast. Titan is leaning against the doorway, looking way too fucking amused. “Fuck off, Titan. I’m not in the mood.” He doesn’t move. If anything, he settles more comfortably against the frame and takes a slow drink. “Siren said he’s fucked women, right?” He smirks. “Funny thing is…” “Titan, piss off.” He laughs and shakes his head. “Hey, I just wanted to watch. I was hoping he’d punch you, break his hand, and cry like a little bitch so you could kiss it better.”

I asked Titus. He shrugged. “Here, there and everywhere.” “You sound like Thane,” my ‘mate’ giggled. I wanted to smile from seeing her laugh. Snap out of it! “What the hell happened to you?” I asked Bronx. “Short stuff did that to him,” Titus said with pride, putting his arm around my ‘mate’s’ shoulders. “What the fuck is with these dipshits touching my mate?” Beast growled. “Calm your ass down!” I snapped at him.

Zang pushed away San harshly from him and tsked. “Tch. Tch. Tch. San, this is YOUR soulmate ?! This human here called you his mate. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA,” he laughed hysterically and San seemed even more heart broken as she watched Zang walk in my direction. “Mate thinks we can’t fight this self obsessed moron here,” Titan whimpered through the mindlink. “She thinks we are weak,” he added woefully. “She cares for us. That is why buddy,” I pacified him and that made him cheer up as he thumped around in my head making me chuckle inwardly.

I get hard just thinking about it. ‘Stop thinking with your stupid dick! You always do that,’ Titan complains. I put on a pair of sneakers, a watch around my wrist and take a look in the mirror. Not bad. ‘I don’t think with my dick. I brought Rain sandwiches last night, didn’t I?’ Titan snorts. ‘Because I pointed out how skinny she looks! Don’t forget you still have to apologize to her for talking crap about her drawings. Her drawings are amazing, and you know it. And grovel for the way you have treated her in the past.’

Titan asked. “Hmm, yea, you’re not even wrong, really.” I replied. Titan laughed, that has got to be the funniest cosmic trick in the world. In your own mind you can't keep focused when there are beautiful women here, and the gods know there are plenty of beautiful women in here.” Titan howled.

Titan said with a smile, as I began to talk about the characters for the umpteenth time. “Yes, I did.” I replied, as we walked out of the building into the hot sun. We went back to his car, and drove to the game hub next, where we played different, weird games that I'd never seen or played before. Strangely, they were fascinating, and made me lose all composure. There was a particular shooting game that had me shouting with each bullet I fired, and the only reason I won Titan was because he was laughing so hard, and forgot to shoot.

One of us will be the future Alpha of the Dark Moon. The stadium atmosphere was more exciting than ever when Titus and I stepped into the ring. The remaining arena has been removed. Titus laughed at me, "If I accidentally bit you to death, I'm sorry about it." I scorned, "I will break all your teeth, so you don't become a rabid dog that bites around." Titus smirked, "I'm not weak, but those guys before me were. Don't think you can beat me if you win against a few people. I will defeat you absolutely overwhelmingly so that you will no longer be overbearing."

“It cannot wait.” Titan sighs dramatically. “You are determined to ruin my day.” “I simply deliver the messages.” “You enjoy it.” “No, Your Majesty.” “You absolutely enjoy it.” “No, Your Majesty.” Maxine giggles. Titan shoots her an exaggeratedly wounded look. “You see? Even my mate is laughing at my suffering.” “Your suffering?” she echoes. “You’re being called away for work.” “A terrible injustice.” Another laugh escapes her. The sight seems to satisfy him. Finally rising from his chair, Titan leans down and presses a kiss against her forehead.

Nat says "Shit Titan leave her alone." Rach says grinning at Titan as she notices the blush spread across my face getting everyone's attention. She must have noticed what he was doing when i tried to half assed shrug him off, he just looks at her and shakes his head with a look of warning in his deep chocolatey brown eyes and looks away. The others all start to giggle at them clearly now knowing where Titans hand is now, noone bothering to save me from the rediculously attractive, mysterious, brooding guys torture.