PLEASE ME, DADDY: 50 SHADES OF DESIRE
' I gasped, dropping my notebook.
It moved. The stone arms flexed, the legs shifted. The statue wasn't stone anymore—it was alive, flesh and muscle under that rocky skin, but still hard, unyielding. The fertility god stepped down from the altar, towering over me. He was at least seven feet tall, his body rippling with power. That cock, oh god, it was real now, massive, veined, hard as rock, throbbing slightly. It pointed right at me, longer than my forearm, thicker than my wrist.
I froze.