Girl Crush
She said the last three words like they held weight.
"You're not better than me just because you've been gay longer."
"No, I'm better than you because I am gay. You're just a poser."
"My coming to the realization later in life doesn't make you any more gay than I am."
"Yes, it absolutely does...because you don't realize you're gay, Gizzy. You like dick. Lots of it. What you don't like are the assholes attached to the pole. But you very much like penis."
"Po-tay-toe, po-tot-toe. The fact is they come as a package. And without a muzzle, I can't deal anymore. I'll learn to love snatch. Plus, there's always strap-ons."