All the Feels
"Hello, Instagrammers and Nerd Haters. It's me, Kelly. Today I'm going to show you how to deal with a loser. First, you buy a carton full of eggs. Then you open the carton of eggs, and one by one, you throw them at the asshole who spreads rumors about you online."
Kelly and Gerald throw eggs at me. They crack and break against my forehead, arms, and chest. I feel the snot of all the egg yolks dripping down my face. My eyes turn pink. I can't tell if it's from the egg yolk burning, the phone cameras rolling, or Kelly laughing and humiliating me. But either way, Jeremy is safe for one more day.
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