Property of the Dominant Mafia Boss
"You know, the girl you don't want to have anything to do with."
"If you were not my best friend, Mikhail, you'd be long dead, you know that right?"
"Sometimes, I feel like you'll still kill me regardless of our relationship."
"Good. You should be on the lookout."
My best friend rolled his eyes. "Can I have her or not?"
"One million dollar wire transfer into my personal bank account and she's all yours." I shrugged, closing the basement door as we headed upstairs.
He looked at me for a full five seconds before he replied. "Asshole."