God Bless You For Sneezing Novels & Stories

Elіjаh аѕkеd, grіnnіng. “Yеаh, rіghtо.” I ѕnоrtеd. “I’m sorry, I соuldn’t help mуѕеlf. Izzу аvоіdѕ ѕhорріng like thе plague.” Hе lаughеd looking thоrоughlу amused bу mу reaction. “Wеll, it’s a gооd jоb I hаvе уоu thеn.” I stuck mу tоnguе out playfully.

Comment down below. Don't bother about the sickness, it just popped in my brain, it's not real. See you next time!!! Much ❤❤❤and

I can't believe my ears, the earth was dancing beneath my feet and I can't believe what my ears listened to. After ten years of no hope, after ten cursed years, ten years of longing and hopelessness, I stopped believing in God but little did I know he will return all my happiness, answer all unsaid prayers and bless me with the most beautiful blessing, my parents. "My parents, they are alive." "My Mom, Dad, my life, my happiness, he had returned it all." "Utter Bliss"..." Pure Blessing"

I sneezed all over the pretty girl. Because that's how you get laid, you sneeze to mark your territory. Sweet God, why hadn't her dad just discovered me, shot me, and buried the body? Fallon scrunched up her nose. "Bless you." "I'm the saint, I should be blessing you," I countered, trying to recover from embarrassment. I gripped some clothes to stand and ended up falling down again, this time with dresses covering my face. Shocked, I jerked back. "You have dresses?"

What a refined lady I am. And not just one sneeze 3 consecutive sneezes that make my eyes cry with no apparent reason. Gideon was infront of me in an instant. He lift my face. Worry was prominent in his face. He stares at me as if assessing if I am dying already with just sneezing my brains out. Unfortunately I sneeze again but thankfully I did not sneeze on Gideon's face because that will be embarassing. Gideon mumbles something and looks around. He lifts me bridal style to my chagrin.

I pointed out. “No way,” he said, shaking his head. “I would remember that. These are making my nose itch.” “Just don’t sneeze.” “What?” he asked, turning towards me, his brow furrowed. “Don’t sneeze. Cause, you know, then you’ll light everything on fire, and—” “Shut up, fucker, that’s not how that works!” I laughed again, then turned my attention back towards the scene in front of me.