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But then, in the room, there he stood. Damon. “What?!” I screamed. I was naked, with nothing to cover myself. His eyes roamed over me like a wolf howling at the moon. My hands flew to my chest, trying to shield myself, but my clothes were nowhere within reach. He pulled off his coat and tossed it to me. I clutched it to my body, trembling with shame. “What are you even doing in here? You can’t knock? You have no decency. What kind of man walks—” “Your boobs are not the finest I’ve seen,” he cut in, his voice icy. *** Zima thought being caught in a recording with her sister’s husband was the worst thing that could happen. The council didn’t think twice before sending her away to the Academy, a place ruled by ruthless Alphas. But fate had other plans. The twin Alphas of the Academy turn out to be her mates. And worse, the Alpha King, the one everyone fears, may be the reason her twin is missing and her parents are dead. Can Zima survive in a place where her heart and her life are both at risk? Will she uncover the truth about her family before it destroys her completely? And when love and revenge collide, which side will she choose?

Jane Duncan is able to secure a job at the best publishing company in the country, France Publishing, where she does her best to achieve her dream of becoming the best writer in the country. But what happens when Jane falls in love with her Superior? A love so strong that she's unable to set herself free from that, felt like she has been chained to him. That she would love him for the rest of her life as if she was bound to him. And what if a very determined ex-boyfriend comes into the picture? Will she be able to get the love she so yearns for or not? Will she be able to achieve her dreams? Have you ever fallen for someone so bad that it hurts? You get this burning sensation in your chest like someone is ripping your chest out, or maybe it's just your heart that's shattering into pieces bit by bit? Have you ever fallen for someone you knew it would be impossible to have, but you couldn't stop yourself from falling deeper? I know it sounds cliché and all, but that's how I feel right now. And the surprising part is that I don't know when it happened or how it happened, but it just did. ----Jane Duncan

Emma Lewis is a witty and confident girl who never fears anyone. She comes to the conclusion that she is done with guys when her boyfriend of three years, cheats on her. But what happens when she encounters Austin Williams, an attractive, intimidating, and cocky guy who always gets what he wants and never dates. Will she change her mind and give in to her desires or fight the undeniable attraction between them?

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Rosalia Alexandra Davis a werewolf with a troubled childhood , outcast of her pack with a few of her secrets hidden to herself , prays everyday to find her mate soon and to be able to escape the hell she calls her pack . Suddenly one day her prayers are answered when her mates , Yes mates with a 's

Warning!! Terdapat beberapa adegan dewasa! Harap bijak dalam membaca. Aliika harus menerima kembali Sagara, cinta pertamanya yang pergi begitu saja meninggalkan gadis itu tanpa alasan. Kini mereka berdua harus terikat status tali pernikahan lewat perjodohan. Aliika berusaha untuk membuat Sagara luluh karena sedari awal laki-laki itu menolak untuk dijodohkan dengan Aliika. Penolakan itu bukan tanpa alasan, Sagara telah memiliki pacar dan ia sangat menyayangi pacarnya itu. “Pernikahan kita bukan atas dasar cinta Al. Dan aku rasa kita perlu membuat perjanjian yang akan memudahkan kita untuk jalani hubungan ini.” Aliika langsung mengalihkan pandangannya dari Sagara. “Perjanjian apa kak?” tanya Aliika. “Aku mau kamu bisa nerima hubungan ku dengan Soraya.” ucap Sagara. Aliika langsung menoleh ke arah Sagara dengan tatapan tak percaya. Menyandang status sebagai istri dengan suami masih mencintai wanita lain, apakah Aliika dapat mempertahankan pernikahan ini dan mengembalikan Sagara di pelukannya atau malah sebaliknya? Ketika Aliika berusaha untuk merebut hati suaminya, mantan pacar Aliika kembali datang membawa kehangatan yang belum pernah Aliika dapatkan dari Sagara.

Arthur Salacosa has always been passive. He lets the flow decide where he would end up. So when they needed to move due to his father's job, he readily agreed without any qualms. He thought it would be just another city, with new people to observe, and a new place to pass by. However, it wasn't just any city—it was Delta. The city known to have the highest vampire population rate and the only city led by a vampire. Would Art continue living his life riding the tides? Or will there be something at Delta that will turn his life upside down? Maybe a few crimes, some strange friends, and a vampire love interest?

At twenty-two, Riya Wintle thought she had already lost everything, the throne of her late father’s pack, her mother’s love, even her freedom, working under the ruthless Dorian Steele, to pay her late father's alleged debt. After her mother quickly remarries. But when she sneaks into the sacred Moon Rite, the goddess brands her with an impossible fate: mated to both of her stepbrothers, the twin heirs of Dark Moon Valley. (Aiden and Jayden)To the pack, it’s a dangerous omen. To her ambitious mother, it’s a threat worth killing for. Entangled between Aiden’s quiet strength, Jayden’s secret loyalty, and Dorian’s protective pull, Riya is thrust into a storm of betrayal, prophecy, and pain. As whispers of her father’s murder resurface and a destiny she never asked for looms, she must decide whether to surrender to fate, or fight to rewrite it.

I was about to get married, but my boyfriend of nine years had no idea. Why? All because his recently divorced ex-girlfriend waltzed back into town, and he threw himself into her life without hesitation. The knight in shining armor was back, ready to save the day. The moment they saw each other, it was like a scene from a bad romance novel. Their gazes lingered, sparks flying, the kind that screamed, “Oh, we’re soulmates reunited.” To welcome her back, he had 9,999 Juliet roses flown in to decorate her room. Why? All because it was a promise he had made to her long ago. How sweet. Except for one small problem: I’m severely allergic to pollen. When I woke up in the hospital after an emergency rescue, I didn’t cry, yell, or demand answers. No, I pulled out my phone and texted my parents, "Please help me arrange a marriage. I’m done."

Elian Lanchester doesn’t need a bodyguard, he needs the world to stay out of his way. Cold, calculated, and impossible to touch, the tech billionaire has built an empire with his brain and burned bridges with his bite. But when a stalker’s threats become dangerously real, his board forces him to get a bodyguard. Unfortunately, they send Dax Reyes, a man Elian hates genuinely. Back in military university, Elian was the guy everyone idolised because of his riches while Dax was a scholarship student who swore to be a ruthless dedicated soldier. Dax is rugged, discreet and unshakably disciplined. The ex-military bodyguard is everything Elian despises and everything he can’t stop watching. Dax isn’t intimidated by Elian’s wealth or his venom. He’s unbothered in the face of provocation, even when the tension burning between them threatens to set the house on fire. But Dax has secrets of his own. He has a family, a past and a line he swore never to cross. When one kiss turns into something that can no longer be denied, Elian and Dax find themselves on the edge of something real and terrifying. Then a bullet changes everything. Desire turns to devastation. Lies twist into betrayal and just when Elian thinks he’s been used and discarded, he discovers the truth was never what it seemed. Now, it's a race against the silence they've both used as an armor. And this time, loving each other might be the most dangerous thing of all.