Good Yo Mama Jokes

Even after two lifetimes, Rose still could not melt the ice-cold heart of Jay Ares. Heartbroken, she decides to live under the guise of an idiot, tricking him and running away with their two children. This infuriates Sir Ares to no end, and everyone around them is certain that this will prove to be Rose’s ultimate demise. However, upon the next day, the great Sir Ares is seen getting down on one knee in the middle of the street, coaxing the little brat, “Please be good and come home with me!” “I will, but only if you agree to my terms!”“Speak your mind!”“You are not allowed to bully me, lie to me, and especially not show your displeased face at me. You must always regard me as the most beautiful person, and you must smile whenever I cross your mind…”“Fine!”Onlookers are floored at sight of this! Is this the myth of how there is a counter to all things? Sir Ares seems to be at his wit’s end, this little fox of his own creation has outwitted him. Since he cannot discipline her, he will spoil her to the end of her own discredit instead!

Hamil dan dicampakkan kekasih yang telah bersama selama lima tahun. Dikhianati dan kehilangan keluarga yang dia cintai. Papa dipenjara dan Mama meninggal karena serangan jantung. Mengalami kecelakaan besar yang menghancurkan wajahnya. Semua itu membuat Dianara menaruh dendam yang amat besar pada Natan. "Apa yang membuatmu berpikir bisa lari dari dariku?" Dianara berjalan mendekati Natan. Wajahnya yang tampak beringas, menatap tajam menghujam mata lawan bicaranya. Di depan sana sang pria sudah ketakutan. Tubuhnya menggigil, walau matanya masih berani melihat wanita di hadapannya. Wajah Natan yang di penuhi luka memar kebiruan menjadi memucat. "Tidak akan ada yang bisa menghentikan ambisiku untuk menghancurkan segala yang kau miliki. Aku kembali untuk mengakhiri dendam yang telah kusimpan selama bertahun-tahun. Hidup dan matimu sekarang ada di tanganku. Kau akan hancur lebih parah dari saat kau menghancurkan hidupku!" "Aku Dianara Wiratama, bersiaplah untuk menerima pembalasanku!"

Menikah dengan atasannya sendiri, awalnya adalah mimpi indah yang terkabulkan bagi seorang Aisyah Anidia. Namun, bagaimana jika ternyata Bramantyo, pria yang menikahi dirinya itu tidaklah tulus menerimanya sebagai seorang istri? Pria itu hanya bersandiwara di depan kedua orang tua mereka. Wanita idaman lain, tekanan mama mertua, dan juga sikap sang suami yang tidak pernah menganggap kehadirannya adalah sebuah penderitaan lahir maupun bathin bagi seorang Aisyah Anidia. Bagaimana dia bertahan dalam menjalani biduk rumah tangga, tanpa cinta dari suaminya, Bramantyo Laksono? Haruskah dia berjuang sendirian? Lalu, bagaimana jika suatu hari kejadian buruk menimpa suaminya ? Akankah Aisyah tetap setia ataukah memilih menyerah lalu pergi? Ikuti kisahnya dengan terus membaca novel ini!

ini cerita 21+, tolong bijak berkomentar, dan ini hanya fiksiiiii! semoga menikmatiii "Mama nyesel kalian berdua hidup!" "Mama nyesel!" jerit Tina, mama Leah dan Dara "Kenapa punya anak harus hidup, sih?" murkanya. Kedua kakak beradik itu hanya menunduk menangis mendengar jeritan mamanya. "Ma-Mama, maafin Leah, Ma. Maafin Leah." ujar gadis itu sambil menangis "Kenapa kamu harus hidup Leah?!" tanya sang mama sambil menjambak rambut Laeh. "Kenapa harus hidup!" jeritnya lagi sambil menghempaskan Laeh begitu aja. "Kamu juga, kamu hanya nyusahin Mama. Dasar penyakitan!" amuknya. Dara hanya mampu menangis dipelukan Kakaknya. Mereka berdua tidak bisa melawan ketika Mamanya marah. Merek berdua hanya mampu menerima semua perlakuan dari Mamanya. Kehidupan mereka tidak seperti anak lain. Mereka berdua harus mendapat siksaan dari Mamanya setiap pulang dari kerja. Laeh berharap, semoga Mamanya berubah. Tidak menyiksanya lagi sama Adeknya.

Hannah Smith is a doting wife to her Billionaire business tycoon husband Xander Miller. To everyone’s eyes, she is a gold digger, a person who got lucky to get in bed and get pregnant by the cold-hearted Billionaire. Little did everyone know Hannah's existence in Xander's world saved him from the scandal caused by his first love 3 years ago but instead of giving Hannah--his wife the love, and respect she deserves, he treated her like a servant. And the moment, his first love returned to the country he threw divorce papers to his devoted wife. Hannah accepted the inevitable end of their loveless marriage wholeheartedly but when she was threatened with losing her child she was forced to fight back. Fueled with rage and memory of the abuse she experienced from her ex-husband and in-laws. Hannah vowed to seek vengeance and bring chaos to the most influential family in Texas.

Malam pertunangan Fenita dan Kemal berantakan. Tepat saat cincin akan dipasangkan, sebuah rahasia akhirnya terbuka dengan gamblang. Fenita ternyata lahir dari skandal sang Mama dengan seorang pejabat negara. Namun Kemal kembali setelah itu, dan memutuskan melanjutkan hubungan mereka. Tanpa Fenita sadar, sebenarnya Kemal hanya sedang memanfaatkan dirinya. Ketika kelicikan Kemal terbongkar, Fenita bagai dilempar ke dalam jurang terdalam. Dia menjadi percaya bahwa perempuan seperti dirinya memang tidak layak mendapatkan cinta dan kebahagiaan, sebab karma masa lalu sang mama yang harus dia pikul. Sampai satu hari seorang pengacara tampan nan mumpuni, berani mendobrak pintu kesadarannya, dan menunjukkan jalan pada Fenita untuk menjemput kebahagiaan yang selama ini dia dambakan.

Mary Preston and her family fled to another country, leaving everything behind. Suddenly, she found herself surrounded by unfamiliar faces, in a foreign land, speaking a language she didn’t understand. A few years later, at the tender age of 19, she ended up married to Maximus Palmer, the grandson of the powerful Catherine Palmer. Mary loved him with all her heart, but he never felt the same. He married her out of obligation, not out of love. One misunderstanding after another pushed their marriage into a downward spiral, filled with infidelity, abuse, and endless disillusionment. For years, Mary lived under the shadow of another woman, enduring the pain until she finally found the courage to ask for a divorce. Her decision took Maximus by surprise, and he refused to let her go. But fate had other plans, and a tragic event forced the divorce to happen sooner than anyone expected. Afterward, Mary tried to rebuild her life, hoping to find love again and happiness that would last. But the scars from her past made it hard for her to trust or believe in love again. She faced many moments of anguish, sadness, and loneliness. Yet, through it all, she slowly began to find herself and step back into the light. Perhaps this time, she wouldn’t have to face everything alone. Maybe someone new would come into her life, someone who could be her rock and her reason to live. Although she learned that the past was never truly left behind, she also discovered that with a strong foundation, even the most broken things could still stand tall. Life had taught her about the three kinds of love: the one that teaches you how to love, the one you wished was yours but wasn’t meant to be, and the one you never saw coming that heals your wounds and brings true happiness.

Perhaps out of mercy, Debra found herself reborn before all the tragedies—before her husband Juan drained her last bit of value and let her died miserably in childbirth on the operating table. In her last life, Debra discarded her noble status and tried everything to please Juan after marriage, groveling for his affection. Everyone in Seamar City knew that Juan's beloved was Shelia, while Debra was unfavored. In this life, Debra was determined to leave Juan. Unexpectedly, after their divorce, the husband who once despised her made a complete 180. But so what? Faced with his desperate plea for reconciliation, Debra turned around and threw herself into the arms of his archenemy. "Do you have anything to say to my ex, new love?" she asked the man standing by her side. Marion smiled with a powerful protective aura, "He can wish us a happy marriage."

Executive Secretary si Jonie ng isa sa pinakamayamang negosyante sa bansa na si Kenneth Enriquez. Di tulad ng ibang mga babae na nagkakandarapa sa Boss nya, sya lang ang natatanging walang interest dito. Ayaw nyang maging laruan ng amo nya, may plano pa cya sa buhay lalo na't nag-iisa nyang tinataguyod ang Mama nyang may Cancer. Sa di inaasahang pagkakataon ay nalaman nito na nangangailangan cya ng malaking halaga para sa pagpapagamot ng Mama nya. Inalok cya nito ng sampung milyon kapalit ang pagkababae nya at manirahan kasama ito sa iisang bubong sa loob ng tatlong bwan. Nung una ay ayaw nyang pumayag pero wala cyang magagawa. Hindi nya makakain ang prinsipyo nya at buhay ng Mama nya ang nakataya dito. Hanggang sa isang gabi ay nasampal cya nito dahil sa selos.... "Siguro ibabalik ko nalang ang pera mo Sir.. Hindi ko po kasi kayang makipag mabutihan sa lalaking nananakit ng babae. Bahala na po kung saan ako kukuha ng pang opera ng Mama ko pero ayaw ko din isaalang-alang ang buhay ko.." "Babe please!... I'm not as bad as you think. Hindi ko din alam kung bakit ko nagawa sayo yun...first time nangyari sa akin to, hindi ko na kilala ang sarili ko..." "Nakapag desisyon na po ako Sir.. aalis nalang po ako dito sa condo nyo." "Please stay... Hindi ko kukunin ang pera sayo.... sayo na yun.. para sa Mama mo, pero hindi na kita aangkinin, walang mangyayari sa atin sa loob ng tatlong buwan...wag ka lang umalis dito..." Gusto nyang pumayag...bentahe lahat sa kanya ang kondisyon ng boss nya pero ang hindi nya sigurado ay kung kakayanin nya ang pang-aakit nito sa kanya kahit pa sabihing walang mangyayari sa kanila. Masyadong matagal ang tatlong buwan para matiis nya ang karisma ng isang Kenneth Enriquez.

"I reject you! Lucas Archer Farrow from the White Walkers Pack! From now on, I will be nobody's Luna but myself!" The youngest multi-billionaire Alpha in werewolf history turned out to be a woman. Leah Lewyn walked out of the airport in low profile and was immediately surrounded by hundreds of paparazzi. "Why did you reject your ex-husband, Alpha Lucas of the White Walkers?" a reporter asked. "Are you kidding me? I've got my own wolf pack to run and a gazillion-dollar fortune to inherit," she replied. "Is it true that you're currently having affairs with 8 young actors at the same time?" another reporter inquired. "Give me a break," Leah rolled her eyes and chuckled. "They're young aspiring contract models." She barely finished her words before someone walked out of the crowd and stated in a cold voice, "She is currently having an affair with no one else but me, her one and only ex-husband." "Miss Lewyn, I've got a wolf pack to run and a gazillion dollars as well. Why don't you come and be my Luna, so you can inherit my money?"