Good Yo Mama Jokes

A darkness is coming, and it’s the same darkness that took Amy’s husband. Now it wants her son. A merciless, bloodthirsty hitman who has a dark secret will target the former actress and MMA fighter. She will also have to deal with a bomb, a terrorist group called the Infantry-men, and an evil version of herself. Will a mother uncover the truth behind her husband’s disappearance? Will she die herself while trying to find out what happened to the love of her life? Amy needs to survive the night so she can protect her son while searching for her husband. The clock is ticking, and the mother will have to protect her only baby from a dark and malevolent force that seeks to annihilate everything in its path.

WANTED: Billion-dollar Mama Chloe Mae Bersales will do everything to wield the liberty she desires to attain in her entire life whereas Ira Miguel Greyson will bend heaven and hell just to protect his empire at all costs. In the turn of events, fate will lead them into a perfectly imperfect situation. Love will spark between them even though Mister Billionaire has severe cold feet in humankind. Will Chloe gamble everything and embrace the shallow love of a gamophobe? Not to mention an innocent soul coming their way.

I was working overtime at the mall on New Year's Eve, only to witness my boyfriend proposing to the broke student, whose scholarship was funded by my family, on the biggest screen in the place. I was about to step forward and confront him when she, with tears in her eyes, accepted the proposal. "Being confessed to in my family’s own estate… is so romantic and meaningful. Thank you for loving me so wholeheartedly for five years." As soon as those words left her mouth, the two embraced, sharing a deep kiss amidst the cheering crowd. They even won the "Best Couple" award for the night. I didn’t cry or make a scene. Instead, I volunteered to present them with their prize. I couldn’t wait to see what fate had in store for two pieces of trash standing together.

It's a contract of lies. And a bloody fucking war. To stop a war, I'm being forced to marry my sworn enemy. Damien Vincenzo is everything hell is. A brutal, domineering, monster with a body built to kill. And now. I belong to him. But one thing I won't ever give him will be my heart. We were a match made in hell. And "Till death do us apart." might be the perfect word to describe this situation but it won't even be enough. It's not supposed to be real. It's not. And one thing I'm sure of is that, I'm out to destroy him just like he did to me. He stole my life, my breath, my entire existence. My name is Anastasia Zhukov and I'm a thief. One that's not after wealth, but lives. His life. _ _ _ Book 1: Anastasia & Damien. Book 2: Isabella & Claud. Book 3: Teal & Vittorio. Book 4: Alexander & Dimitra. T.W: non-con, dub-con, CNC(consensual nonconsent), BDSM, age-gap, ch*cking, forbidden love, explicit content, sadomasochism.

June was someone ordinary, everything changes when a ridiculously hot stud, Andrew walks into her life and then it was a roller-coaster ride. Join them in their little rendezvous. Stay with them as they overcome all the odds for love.

Ify pikir, dilecehkan dan dipecat dari pekerjaan adalah kesialan terakhirnya hari itu, namun nyatanya semesta masih menguji kesabaran Ify dengan mendatangkan balita tak dikenal yang memanggilnya MAMA hingga ia terpaksa membawa balita itu pulang. Belum selesai di sana, ia mendapat kabar dari adiknya jika sang mama telah berpulang. Lantas, bagaimana Ify menghadapi ujian yang bertubi-tubi seperti ini?

"You want revenge on me, right? Then you can get it. You want revenge on your family for chasing you out, then you can use me. But I just want you to know one thing, no matter what you do to me, I won't leave you alone again." "I'm loyal to Maverick. I will never abandon him for you. You are nothing but my past, and he is my present and future.” "Then I will wait... I will wait until you come back to me, until you are willing to accept me. And if you don't, I will continue to stay by your side, continue to let you use me, and protect you." ******* Emelia's happiest day turned into her saddest when she discovered she was pregnant, and Cassius broke up with her to marry her elder sister. Trying to keep her pregnancy a secret, she was discovered by her parents, who threw her out of the house and also tried to kill her, as she wasn't their biological daughter. They wanted to protect their real daughter’s happiness. After disappearing for five years, Emelia learned that she was the daughter of a billionaire who was believed to have died in fire years ago. Cassius's family was responsible for her real parents' deaths and had taken over all their property. Full of rage, Emelia returned with her two children to seek revenge on everyone and reclaim her property, hiding her true identity. However, she later realized that Cassius had truly loved her and was left in great pain when she left five years ago. But after finding out that, is she willing to accept him back? Is she willing to let go of her revenge and choose love again? 

Menjadi istri muda saja sudah masalah besar bagi Naomi, apalagi mama muda. Bayangkan saja, dia yang baru lulus sidang skripsi harus menelan pil pahit, tidak bisa mencari pekerjaan demi meringankan beban ayahnya, melainkan harus menikah dengan pria yang jauh lebih tua lagi. Suami yang tak tulus mencintainya, karena tujuan menikah cuma ingin menghindar dari olok-olokan para sahabat, lalu anak sambung yang tak merestui pernikahan sang papa apalagi dengan wanita yang masih muda. Bagaimana Naomi menanganinya? Mampukan dia bertahan menghadapi kedua pria, papa dan anak itu yang mulai berarti bagi hidupnya? ***

Bertahun-tahun dia memendam luka sendirian, menahan rasa bersalah, mencurahkan rasa sayang layaknya seorang Ibu. Namun yang dia dapat hanyalah rasa benci dari sepasang ayah dan anak. Walaupun lukanya masih merah sempurna, dia tidak menyerah, mengabaikan lukanya, dan terus berjuang untuk menjadi ibu yang sempurna. Dia adalah Agneta Kaluna Dia selalu menguatkan dirinya dengan berkata "Sam masih membutuhkan figur Ibu, jadi semangat jangan menyerah"

21+ Luna, ia hanya seorang gadis dengan kisah hidup monoton sampai sang ibu menikah lagi dengan seorang pria kaya. Ia berpikir akan mendapatkan keinginannya sejak lama, sebuah keluarga bahagia. Namun kenyataannya adalah sang saudara tiri sangat membencinya. Dendam sang kakak tiri yang tak dimengerti Luna membawanya pada berbagai macam rasa sakit. Ia mengharapkan sebuah bantuan, namun hal itu datang dari orang yang tak ia duga. Konflik terjadi di mana dirinya menjadi pusat dari segala kekacauan yang mempengaruhi semua anggota keluarga