Goofy Ahh Luffy Novels & Stories

Arah never uses profanity, she is too prim and proper for that. "Sometimes, you could be an asshole, Luther Steel" despite Luther's warning, she speaks it. But unlike what the word was supposed to mean, she made it sound like a diagnosis instead of an insult. "That's my girl" Lia gaily exclaims with clasped hands, satisfied with Arah. While Luther gape in pure surprise. "I will teach you more" Lia announces like a pledge, making the two men groan. ****tbc****

It was really rare to see this matured side of him. Tang Li raised an eyebrow as she said "Puffy, why do you feel like an elder brother today?" "I'm already older than you and your brother too," he paused and added "Why do you call me pufferfish?" Tang Li glanced at him and with a serious face she said "Because pufferfish are cute and doofy." Mo Zihan's eyes twitched.After bickering around for a bit, he left. Tang Li picked up her phone and dialed a number.

Lilly shrugged, eating a piece of cheese off her plate. “Don't say that shit.” Matt growled. “Well it's true.” Lilly smirked seeing Matt get upset. “It’s not funny.” Matt said again, giving her a look telling her how much it bother him. “No but it's true. Do you give this lecture to your soldiers that go to war…nope so hush and enjoy our time before i have to go play damsel in distress and then kick some wolf ass.” Lilly chuckled, throwing a piece of cheese at him.

At least Levi should be happy after snuggling with his baby for so long, right? Levi, ‘This soft and juicy piece of tofu is too spicy, too addictive! Mouth can’t stop eating, yet throat can’t swallow… bah, this delicacy nearly choked me to death!’ ＞︿＜ Blackie, ‘Captain here. 🙋‍♂️ Let me translate that Levi-speak into the common language of your people: “Ah, my baby is too seductive… almost died trying to keep it in my pants… why did I consent to visit a public cinema? If only we stayed to watch a movie at home! I could have freely eaten that tofu! I missed on eating so much tofu, ah!!”’

BMOM ➭ SPECIAL CHAPTER 07 ꕤ ꕤ ꕤ ʚDAX YAGO WALKERɞ “And when you're with me, it's like a dog walking, but it's a date. When Son Goku is mad, you look just like him, babe. But you’re a star when looking up at the sky. Even if you seem to be in between a woman and a gorilla.”

Ryu had to take a tissue to wipe his tears of amusement. “I’m not joking!” Kyoko was clearly annoyed, as Ryu had just taken her threat as a joke. “No, don’t get me wrong. But... that threat was just too cute. You looked like a young weasel challenging a wolf. It was cute. Kawaii*,” Ryu said, wiping his face, trying to calm himself down. (*cute) “A cute weasel?!” Kyoko was irritated, as that comparison didn’t suit her at all. “Yes, a brave tiny weasel with a lot of guts.”

OF: There are so many OF: F*ck OF: Uncontrollable OF: They are bursting OF: Mia, hold me back MC: No OF: UWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWU Ash: I'm not doing this Ash: Hell, no OF: Ashybear OF: Oh no, this is so f*cking cute they are gonna burst again UWU OF: I almost like it as much as Mob BOSS Ash, and MOB boss Ash is still high up there, but... OF: Mob UWU Boss UWU Ashybear UWU ojo SL: I didn't think adding the two of you would be so entertaining, but then again, Olivia did piss in one of her precious adopters' car

"So, you're the infamous 'Mr. Chubby' Riley's been yapping about? You do live up to the name. Time for a diet, maybe?" Mystical Chubby coughed awkwardly, realizing his notoriety had reached Mareno City. "Just messing with you!" Yuffie giggled, sticking out her tongue before offering her hand. "Let's make it official, I'm Yuffie!" "Call me Bro," Mystical Chubby suggested, shaking her hand. "No way! You're not even older than me, are you?" Yuffie chimed in with another pout, "I'll stick with 'Chubby'. It's got a nice ring to it."

Aaaahhhhhhhh—‘ ***

Zubi announced cheerily, clapping her hands in the air. It was in light moments like this that you could tell their real personalities. Zubi was the short chubby cheerful girl. “Eeeeeh, pomp the champagne." Jide cheered drily, making swinging movements with his hands. “Really." Lizzy started, ”I…” Boom! Ify fell to the ground.