Goofy Stuff Novels & Stories

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Ginger stared back with a pointed swish of her head toward the refrigerator. “Betcha didn’t know sailors thought that manatees were mermaids,” Michael whispered loud enough for even Ginger to hear. A beak-shaking, neck-undulating laugh caused the flamingo to fall off the one leg she’d been standing on. “You don’t say.” Angel knocked the rim of Michael’s cap down so he wouldn’t see her glare out the window. Of course she knew that myth. Mers still laughed them-selves silly over that bit of Human ignorance. Nothing against manatees, but when Mers could shift into sleek, graceful, fast-moving dolphins, why-in-the-sea would

“Good God. What’s all this?” “Just your standard, everyday, perfectly average collection of sex toys.” “I wouldn’t call this average, Arden. I would call it expansive. I mean—” Cole glanced at what he was brandishing and shrugged. “Everyone needs a Fleshlight.” “And a vibrating pussy ring?” “Hell yes.” “What about… actually, I have no idea what this is.” “It’s a guybrator. And that’s a prostate massager. And that’s a subtly but significantly different prostate massager. That one’s a very basic dildo.”

I laugh again and shake my head. “ What is so funny?” Goof asked. “ What’s funny is I didn’t notice you doing it. You must of done brick by brick so I wouldn’t notice.” I told him. Goof shrugs his shoulders and runs his nails over his shirt like he is buffing then. “ For you babe. I am that good.” he said making us both laugh. “ That you are.” I say after I catch my breath. “ Before I go forward I have to ask a question.” I said. Goof waves for me to go ahead. “ That offer to give us a try. To see if we could work like a relationship. Is that offer still open?” I asked. I was hopeful that he would say yes. My stomach was in knots waiting on the answer. And it wasn’t the baby this time.

We get up and go to the amusement park, which is set up on the other side of the stadium, as soon as we leave the food area and the space becomes wider, Gael hugs me to walk together. I see that in addition to the Ferris wheel, the park has a few other rides, as well as stalls for quick prizes, the kind that men love to show off, and only spend a lot of money for little things. Yet my eyes glaze over when we pass the prize stall and I see stuffed animals, mostly the children of Shrek and Donkey. I love stuffed animals, I always wanted to have a boyfriend who gave me some, but Kaleo never cared to give them to me, so I couldn't even have the pleasure of doing the famous scene of crying huggin